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[Vanillalite]

https://youtu.be/SJwrUaQvtsc

 

[Frozenprince]

Obviously BS, I mean how you gonna not notice that's the Big Aristotle?

Still, pretty funny.

 

[LongDongJunon]

Even muthafuckas who don't care about basketball have heard of Shaq by osmosis.

 

[John Kowalski]

fuck man dude is HUGE

 

[Septimus Prime]

I mean, I'm sure there are tons of 7'1", 344 lbs. dudes driving cabs.

 

[enzo_gt]

Each subsequent costume was somehow more hilarious than the last.

Kazaam lmao

 

[Vanillalite]

Do you Kazaam though?

#PastaRap

 

[Lagamorph]

The perspective on those pictures make his arms look about 5 feet long.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

That was cute.

 

[Frozenprince]

The perspective on those pictures make his arms look about 5 feet long.

His arms are about 5 feet long.

 

[FyreWulff]

The perspective on those pictures make his arms look about 5 feet long.

that's because they are. Shaq's wingspan is 7 feet 7 inches.

 

[Dalek]

I prefer when Shaq goes undercover with the police.

 

[wenis]

Oh fuck that's STEEL!

Oh fuck that's KAZAAM!

Oh fuck that's Norman from The Wash!

how you don't know about Shaq at this point, you must've been raised by wolves... but even then you might've over heard a free throw joke at some point.

 

[subrock]

"My name's pierre, I'm from France"
"Parlez vous francais?"
...


"I speak no french"

 

[GhostWriter24]

Those hands. Holy FUCK.

 

[sunshine and gasoline]

Afro Shaq is best Shaq.

 

[Ephemeris]

LOL that was actually hilarious.

I'll take whatever I can since Inside the NBA is on hiatus

 

[zulfate]

donuts

 

[Evo X]

I'm fairly certain he could pick me up with one hand.

 

[Miker]

""""""""disguise"""""""

 

[Okingjrr]

I've come a long way since Kazaam

Fishing for those movie roles, I see.

 

[Anth0ny]

bahahahaha

"disguise"

 

[SummitAve]

Am I supposed to be sitting in the front seat?

 

[Old Gimlet Eyes]

Shaq is such a funny mother fucker, love that guy.

 

[Jenov]

Always liked Shaq's sense of humor

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Shaq is the best

 

[TheBryanJZX90]

I'm like 6'3", as tall or taller than like 99% of the people I see on a daily basis. Shaq walked by me in a hotel once. I've never felt so small.

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

:lol Best free throw coach of all time.

 

[ThisGuy]

I'm fairly certain he could pick me up with one hand.

When I see tall people like that, sometimes I wonder if I got left behind in humanities progress.

 

[FyreWulff]

When I see tall people like that, sometimes I wonder if I got left behind in humanities progress.

being tall means back pain and other issues.

 

[RSTEIN]

being tall means back pain and other issues.

Yeah you seen shaq walk lately? Guy has issues.

Love Shaq. Seems like a very level headed guy that didn't go totally batshit crazy with fame+fortune.

 

[Stinkles]

To be fair even if i suspected my driver was shaq there is no way I'm asking him in case he thinks I'm a tiny idiot racist who thinks all giant black guys are shaq.

 

[UrokeJoe]

I'm like 6'3", as tall or taller than like 99% of the people I see on a daily basis. Shaq walked by me in a hotel once. I've never felt so small.

Rode in an elevator with him once. Watching him duck to get in was amazing. Dude is huge.

 

[harSon]

that knock off minaj tho

 

[The Faceless Master]

we really supposed to believe Mark Jackson didn't recognize him?

 

[Rocwell]

Gee whiz I wonder why Shaq drove all those random passengers to the same parking lot.

 

[SkyOdin]

being tall means back pain and other issues.

Those other issues include heart trouble, since the human heart has to work harder to pump blood to taller people. As such, tall people are unfortunately at greater risk of dying to certain kinds of heart disease.

 

[Sparse]

Those other issues include heart trouble, since the human heart has to work harder to pump blood to taller people. As such, tall people are unfortunately at greater risk of dying to certain kinds of heart disease.

Plus circulation issues, woop!

...

 

[Colonel Nasty]

This reminds me of my favorite picture on the Internet

 

[Enzom21]

I'm fairly certain he could pick me up with one hand.

https://youtu.be/ULGuuFQ77dI?t=838

 

[Vanillalite]

This reminds me of my favorite picture on the Internet

Holy fuck at Yao

 

[Figboy79]

I'm fairly certain he could pick me up with one hand.

I'm a5'2", and yeah, that guy is monstrously huge. I was working at a movie theater in Westwood back in the day, and Shaq and Ian Zeiring came in to watch a movie. I want to say it was the screening for Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. I sold Shaq some popcorn, and I almost got a crook in my neck looking up at him. Guy is absurdly tall.

 

[JLynn]

Worse than when Arnold was disguised as a Gold's Gym employee.

 

[Rentahamster]

Those are some hilarious outfits.

 

[Rockandrollclown]

First, how do you not recognize Shaq? Second, is it normal to ride in the passenger seat using Lyft/Uber? I kind of assumed you would default to the back like a taxi.

 

[FyreWulff]

Those other issues include heart trouble, since the human heart has to work harder to pump blood to taller people. As such, tall people are unfortunately at greater risk of dying to certain kinds of heart disease.

Yeah the last doc I saw explained to me why they were checking my blood flow at the ankles in addition to the neck/wrists, basically this.

 

[foxuzamaki]

This reminds me of my favorite picture on the Internet

Holy fuck

 

[ghostofsparta]

being tall means back pain and other issues.

Look what happened to Yao. Dude had a few epic years but ultimately his length was his downfall.

 

[WeAreStarStuff]

Lol it seems like everyone has had a run in with Shaq. I was next to him at a casino in Vegas once, and he dwarfed his two bodyguards.

 

[The Albatross]

I love shaq.
Like after he came to the Celtics he randomly did a Shaq human statue in Cambridge without announcing it. Just went out and did it for hours and let people take photos with him.

Really wish Celtics won that game 7 that year...

I'm fairly certain he could pick me up with one hand.

Did Shaq borrow Kevin Hart's tie?