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[Binabik15]

Vita can die post-Euro launch for all I care, the seemingly good launch line-up and playing PSP games on a less pain inducing stick and prettier screen is enough to entertain me for a looong time.

Helps that I never play games for hours and hours, you cave dwelling nerd mens! A decently long game lasts me forever. Take THAT.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

so Vita to become the best selling portable ever?

Buying a white one

 

[WickedLaharl]

I take it that sales are pretty bad?

 

[SovanJedi]

Sell your overs, it's all Vita.

 

[Takao]

i'm going to be 17 forever

Spoiler

I'm 18.

 

[Übermatik]

you can get a job @ 16!

Please don't use the '@' sign unless listing an e-mail address. Thank-you.

 

[Wazzim]

Please don't use the '@' sign unless listing an e-mail address. Thank-you.

Do not type thank you with a '-' in between. Thank you.

 

[Medalion]

Sell your overs, it's all Vita.

You are already Vita

 

[sixteen-bit]

so Vita to become the best selling portable ever?

Buying a white one

Just like my Ceramic White PSP 100, importing a White one day one.

 

[BoobPhysics101]

Please don't use the '@' sign unless listing an e-mail address. Thank-you.

G35TT can do what he wants because he's a boss. LOL @ U

 

[DMeisterJ]

You are already Vita

Vita is already Vita.

 

[Wazzim]

Vita is already Vita.

Oooh so that's why they called the device Vita.

 

[Takao]

Vita is already Vita.

Life is already life.

 

[triplestation]

xD

 

[Zwei]

The only thing I'm cancelling is my subscription to this thread. :/

 

[GDGF]

Who coined the phrase Playstation Morte?

I like that one.

 

[BeEatNU]

Please don't use the '@' sign unless listing an e-mail address. Thank-you.

SInce you asked to NOT do it, I will, also who types thank you like that with '-'

á_á

 

[Fidelis Hodie]

i'm going to be 17 forever

I'd rather just stay 18 forever instead.

 

[BoobPhysics101]

SInce you asked to NOT do it, I will, also who types thank you like that with '-'

á_á

I think he's mad @ u

 

[grendelrt]

I preordered two games, what what!!?

 

[BeEatNU]

I think he's mad @ u

lol probably.

I preordered two games, what what!!?

man you don't even want to see my list of what i paid off

 

[AlphaTwo00]

So come next year, who's going to dual wield Ambassador avatar badges?

 

[gwiz210]

Im Autistic! I am a Child and iPlay The Nintendo 3Ds ! iDont Know That The PsVita Iszz The Best Console And Handheld Becuase iCan Only Thinkqq Of One tHinqq A t a Time Because of My CRippling Autism ! ! Smh ! #VitaEmpire

 

[Takao]

So come next year, who's going to dual wield Ambassador avatar badges?

I'm a 3DS Ambassador and those badges are tacky as all hell.

 

[Dead Prince]

I preordered two games, what what!!?

what games.

 

[Wario64]

Im Autistic! I am a Child and iPlay The Nintendo 3Ds ! iDont Know That The PsVita Iszz The Best Console And Handheld Becuase iCan Only Thinkqq Of One tHinqq A t a Time Because of My CRippling Autism ! ! Smh ! #VitaEmpire

Block and Report As Spam

 

[grendelrt]

what games.

Hot Shots and Wipeout, it was basically a non choice. Just waiting on memory cards to go up on amazon so I can use my credit =)

 

[Takao]

Hot Shots and Wipeout, it was basically a non choice. Just waiting on memory cards to go up on amazon so I can use my credit =)

No Gravity Rush?

Son I am.

 

[BeEatNU]

No Gravity Rush?

Son I am.

lol

I got those 2 and Gravity Rush and tons of PSN credit on my account.

 

[MoogPaul]

I will most likely pick up games I want as they come out and will wait to pick up the system at a later date in time.

 

[Kandinsky]

i'm going to be 17 forever

Spoiler

I'm 18.

Ohh it all makes sense now.

 

[BoobPhysics101]

Im Autistic! I am a Child and iPlay The Nintendo 3Ds ! iDont Know That The PsVita Iszz The Best Console And Handheld Becuase iCan Only Thinkqq Of One tHinqq A t a Time Because of My CRippling Autism ! ! Smh ! #VitaEmpire

Fuck you, there is nothing wrong with autism. My brother is autistic and even he makes better jokes than you.

 

[The Last Wizard]

I canceled my pre order only cause money is tight and I need to be responsible, still a must have for me though.

 

[airmangataosenai]

I take it that sales are pretty bad?

Pretty bad, it's only tracking 50% ahead of the PSP.

 

[Gravijah]

I'd rather just stay 18 forever instead.

i'm going to be 17 forever

Spoiler

I'm 18.

oh god what the hell

time to bleach my brain

 

[grendelrt]

No Gravity Rush?

Son I am.

I want to try the demo first. In the past I have had problems playing gravity games, Prey made me sick lol

 

[Syn23]

Sometimes I wish I could just fast forward somethings. Maybe go 2 years into future. Maybe I have a girlfriend then. Maybe I have a good job. Maybe Vita's a success, and if it's not we've all forgotten about it. Sometimes I wish I could just fast forward things.

You made me remember this. If you haven't seen it, what it tries to convey (obviously in its silly way) is that even bad times deserve to be lived.

So this "Vita is dead" period will definitely make you stronger!
(I'm not sure the same could be said about Sony)

 

[Takao]

oh god what the hell

time to bleach my brain

the slender one is hannah montana's brother

 

[NinjaBoiX]

So there was a disappointing PS Vita showing, then Wario made a thread asking if anyone is cancelling their pre-order, then there was like three pages of "lol, my god Wario is the funniest poster ever!". Don't get me wrong, I do think he's a funny guy, and one of my favourite posters, but are people that easily amused? Or have I missed a vital part of the joke?

 

[BiggNife]

Oh man

Thank you for bumping this thread

 

[LiquidMetal14]

lol

I got those 2 and Gravity Rush and tons of PSN credit on my account.

Tons like no more than the 150 dallah cap!?!?!?

 

[BoobPhysics101]

So there was a disappointing PS Vita showing, then Wario made a thread asking if anyone is cancelling their pre-order, then there was like three pages of "lol, my god Wario is the funniest poster ever!". Don't get me wrong, I do think he's a funny guy, and one of my favourite posters, but are people that easily amused? Or have I missed a vital part of the joke?

Oh shit.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Oh shit.

I almost bolded it in my post. But seriously, what's the joke? Not simply that the conference was rubbish surely.

 

[Salaadin]

I almost bolded it in my post. But seriously, what's the joke? Not simply that the conference was rubbish surely.

I think that at least part of the joke here is that he made a similar thread for the 3DS :
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=419933
I cant really tell for sure. Its Wario64. He doesnt even know.

 

[FairXchange]

I sat through threads like these when the 3DS was floundering. I owned my 3DS from day 1, and I enjoyed it all while it was being built up and restructured for mass appeal. It finally hit its stride, time will tell how far it well eventually go.

As far as the Vita goes, it's too sleek to pass up. I'll be getting the $299 First Edition bundle and will not look back, and hope the same success of the 3DS finds it after the software begins to roll in.

 

[GDGF]

I think that at least part of the joke here is that he made a similar thread for the 3DS :
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=419933
I cant really tell for sure. Its Wario64. He doesnt even know.

He's been at this for years.

I remember him doing a bomba thread for the Colecovision.

Spoiler

lies

 

[thiscoldblack]

This thing is wearing you out, sir.

 

[Sai-kun]

lmfao, thread title change? amazing.

Title change + upside down avatar = I'm laughing so hard.

 

[Wario64]

lmfao, thread title change? amazing.

Title change + upside down avatar = I'm laughing so hard.

Uhh, the thread title didn't change. This is how I roll.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I think that at least part of the joke here is that he made a similar thread for the 3DS :
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=419933
I cant really tell for sure. Its Wario64. He doesnt even know.

Wow, some people on here are bizzarely easy to please. I thought it was some awesome in-joke that I wasn't in on. Seriously, re-read the first three pages of "OMG! LOL! Wario, you crack me up!" knowing that there is effectively no joke. It's weird almost to the verge of creepy...