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[Ðuelist]

im not spreading lies. i belived that it would use AA batteries and i was wrong.
So it´s the same disaster like last gen then.
Sony never learns.
let´s hope people dont hang themselves with the long rechargeable cables they bought once the console price is revealed because they will still need them for charging.

This a memes thread. Go cry somewhere else.

 

[Radical Dreamer]

 

[Vawn]

2019

2020

Games, Phil. It's the games.

 

[CatLady]

I hope you don't mind but I going to steal this and put in a thread an excellent meme of this caliber deserves; the Xbox Power King Meme thread

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

The true package Sam was meant to deliver to us all.

 

[RaySoft]

not really:

- no 3.5 mm jack
- Built-in microphone, horrible for in-game chat, you will hear a lot of people talking lol
- still the stupid glowing light, will destroy battery life
- oh the horrible D-Pad, looks like the PSP D-Pad.
- horrible buttons, not even colored
- questionable two-color scheme
- gimmick features, that mostly dev will ignore, even on the switch those features are mostly ignored


oh, and it uses batteries.

But post those funny memes. It's just not the perfect controller like you pretend it to be and people are even complaining now:

- no 3.5 mm jack - FALSE
- Built-in microphone, horrible for in-game chat, you will hear a lot of people talking lol - You newer tried a mic before? Only works when you want it to ofc.
- still the stupid glowing light, will destroy battery life - It's a LED diode, it can run on fumes.
- oh the horrible D-Pad, looks like the PSP D-Pad. - Why not make a callback/reference to your heritage, especially when it works.
- horrible buttons, not even colored - That's only a production choice. Easy to make a "Choose your own preference"
- questionable two-color scheme - With that scheme you at least have 100% more possibilities than one solid color.
- gimmick features, that mostly dev will ignore, even on the switch those features are mostly ignored - Implementation/experience ratio = low. Implementation is basicaly free. Why wouldn't you do it?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

someone post another dank meme plz

 

[Hendrick's]

I couldn't resist making this one.

 

[RaySoft]

Can't wait for all those "complimentary nod" xbots that thinks their system is superior in every way gets a taste of the new generation.
Gonna be interesting

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Can't wait for all those "complimentary nod" xbots that thinks their system is superior in every way gets a taste of the new generation.
Gonna be interesting

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I couldn't resist making this one.

Okay, THIS is the best meme on this thread so far!

So wholesome

 

[Little Chicken]

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Okay?

 

[Little Chicken]

Okay?

Yes thanks.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Yes thanks.

FYI, that controller is sold seperately and costs over $100.

 

[sendit]

Not sure why a gamepad reveal is triggering a lot of people. The XSX still has 12 Teraflops of sustained performance. This equates to the highest quality pixels.

 

[alabtrosMyster]

First I wish it had a 3.5mm jack... Hopefully the pS5 has generic Bluetooth headset support.

oh, and it uses batteries.

Sad, this is certainly a cost savings measure (even if lithium batteries are cheaper than ever).

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

First I wish it had a 3.5mm jack... Hopefully the pS5 has generic Bluetooth headset support.


Sad, this is certainly a cost savings measure (even if lithium batteries are cheaper than ever).

It does have the 3.5mm jack

Digital Foundry - Dualsense vs DS4 - What have we really learned?

Rich from DF talks about the DualSense reveal Sony just revealed what the PlayStation 5 DualSense controller looks like - and so Rich dissects the reveal for any and all new information, and stacks up the new pad against the existing DualShock 4. New stuff beyond the physical form factor is...

www.neogaf.com

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

First I wish it had a 3.5mm jack... Hopefully the pS5 has generic Bluetooth headset support.


Sad, this is certainly a cost savings measure (even if lithium batteries are cheaper than ever).

Have you just woken up from a coma?

Shit's already been debunked officially by literally every gaming news outlet according to Sony's Product Manager.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

This is a fantastic enthusiast controller but comparing it to a launch/out of the box bundled pad like the DualSense is a little disingenuous.

DualSense looks cool as fuck.

 

[VAVA Mk2]

My son has that toy!

 

[MetalAlien]

You guys aren't seeing it are you?

Spoiler

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

You guys aren't seeing it are you?

Spoiler

#OK Boomer(rang)

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

You guys aren't seeing it are you?

Spoiler

なに、にが！？

 

[Neander]

The Phantom White is still my favorite looking controller. This looks cool too.

 

[MasterCornholio]

- no 3.5 mm jack - FALSE
- Built-in microphone, horrible for in-game chat, you will hear a lot of people talking lol - You newer tried a mic before? Only works when you want it to ofc.
- still the stupid glowing light, will destroy battery life - It's a LED diode, it can run on fumes.
- oh the horrible D-Pad, looks like the PSP D-Pad. - Why not make a callback/reference to your heritage, especially when it works.
- horrible buttons, not even colored - That's only a production choice. Easy to make a "Choose your own preference"
- questionable two-color scheme - With that scheme you at least have 100% more possibilities than one solid color.
- gimmick features, that mostly dev will ignore, even on the switch those features are mostly ignored - Implementation/experience ratio = low. Implementation is basicaly free. Why wouldn't you do it?

He's already dead and his alts as well.

 

[RaySoft]

He's already dead and his alts as well.

Oh god i miss Bender...

 

[KungFucius]

They chose the ugly 2-tone to force you to buy a single colored one. I wonder if the box is going for a similar aesthetic.

 

[RaySoft]

You guys aren't seeing it are you?

Spoiler

..and your point being?

 

[TGO]

ICYMI:

No comment..

 

[MetalAlien]

..and your point being?

Well duh....It came back!

 

[RaySoft]

Well duh....It came back!

Since they don't look alike, I'm guessing your point being that Sony changed an industry design and you don't thing it's coming to fruition?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Well duh....It came back!

 

[MetalAlien]

Since they don't look alike, I'm guessing your point being that Sony changed an industry design and you don't thing it's coming to fruition?

Maybe it's a terrifying omen that this will be the PS3 all over again.

 

[RaySoft]

Maybe it's a terrifying omen that this will be the PS3 all over again.

You would like that wouldn't you?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Maybe it's a terrifying omen that this will be the PS3 all over again.

Nice knowing you

 

[MasterCornholio]

Don't worry 3rd parties will make controllers like that for the PS5. It's not like the elite is standard with the Xbox while the Dual Sense is included with every PS5.

 

[MetalAlien]

You would like that wouldn't you?

I'm an OG Sony fanboy actually.

Specs of the FunkStation

 

[RaySoft]

I'm an OG Sony fanboy actually.

Specs of the FunkStation

Then you should know to stop worrying and start to love the bomb

 

[alabtrosMyster]

Have you just woken up from a coma?

Shit's already been debunked officially by literally every gaming news outlet according to Sony's Product Manager.

Sorry guys (others corrected me too) I did not spend the day on gaming news sites... I relied on neogaf to keep me well informed! What a brilliant idea!

 

[Vawn]

Maybe it's a terrifying omen that this will be the PS3 all over again.

The worst disaster console of all time according to some? That 5th best selling home console ever that birthed some great franchises like Uncharted, Last of Us, inFamous, etc and was the birth place of the Souls genre?

I can imagine worse fates.

 

[MetalAlien]

The worst disaster console of all time according to some? That 5th best selling home console ever that birthed some great franchises like Uncharted, Last of Us, inFamous, etc and was the birth place of the Souls genre?

I can imagine worse fates.

True dat but that was in spite of the price and hardware.

 

[alabtrosMyster]

Ju

Don't worry 3rd parties will make controllers like that for the PS5. It's not like the elite is standard with the Xbox while the Dual Sense is included with every PS5.

But just look at that animation, it comes apart by just looking at it.

 

[MasterCornholio]

Ju

But just look at that animation, it comes apart by just looking at it.

A controller that falls apart in your hands?

That's a feature.

LOL

 

[MetalAlien]

Nice knowing you

 

[Aceofspades]

FYI, that controller is sold seperately and costs over $100.

And lacks 70% of DualSense beast features !

 

[Vawn]

True dat but that was in spite of the price and hardware.

Yeah, which just goes to show how important the exclusive games are.

 

[EverydayBeast]

It's not like SONY hasn't had great controllers before, controller of the year honors makes sense.

 

[MetalAlien]

Yeah, which just goes to show how important the exclusive games are.

I just find it interesting that Sony is in damage control mode and the last time that happened there was also a boomerang controller as if they predicted this would all happen again. Ps3 did fine so will the Ps5.

 

[MasterCornholio]

I just find it interesting that Sony is in damage control mode and the last time that happened there was also a boomerang controller as if they predicted this would all happen again. Ps3 did fine so will the Ps5.

People hated the boomerang controller so much that they brought back the DualShock without any rumble due to a legal dispute. Then later on they released the DualShock again but with rumble.

Not to mention the PS3 was a pain to develop for due to Cell and the Split ram configuration.

I honestly don't see the PS5 as a repeat of the PS3 because its not repeating those mistakes.