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[Santo]

http://et.tv.yahoo.com/newslink/

ET has confirmed through her reps that BRITNEY SPEARS is engaged to backup dancer KEVIN FEDERLINE. Yes, the 22-year-old is ready to walk down the aisle again, but this time she's apparently going to take a more traditional route. Her 55-hour Las Vegas marriage to childhood friend JASON ALEXANDER ended in an annulment. Federline has been by Britney's side as she recovers from arthroscopic surgery on her knee, which forced her to cancel the remainder of her Onyx Hotel Tour. Marrying Federline will also make Britney a step-mom -- he has a 2-year-old with actress SHAR JACKSON, who's also currently pregnant with his second child.

 

[BuddyC]

wait for it.

 

[Doth Togo]

Home wrecker ownage.

 

[Suerte]

Meh, he's pretty average looking too...

Reminds me of the whole...

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Britney is also Pregnant I take it?

Bow down to the power of sperm!

 

[dskillzhtown]

I heard about this last week. IIRC, he was with this other lady who is pregnant and Britney basically went Fatal Attraction on him until he left her.

 

[Doth Togo]

Deez nuts.

 

[CrisKre]

I still think that old Chris something old boyfriend of Jeniffer Lopez still looks so much better than damn Ben Affleck or her new husband Mark Anthony :/

 

[Suerte]

I still think that old Chris something old boyfriend of Jeniffer Lopez still looks so much better than damn Ben Affleck or her new husband Mark Anthony :/

Yeah but I still think he's pretty average looking.

 

[OmniGamer]

I still think that old Chris something old boyfriend of Jeniffer Lopez still looks so much better than damn Ben Affleck or her new husband Mark Anthony :/

Agreed(Chris judd, btw), but Ojani trumps them all IMO

 

[CrisKre]

Ojwho? If he's cute post pictures

 

[Ninja Scooter]

damn! For a britney spears thread, this sure got gay'd up quick.

 

[OmniGamer]

 

[CrisKre]

Um... Ok I get your point Thanks

She is really lowering her standards every time though. (and do not tell me you think she'll be married for long)

What will she date next?

 

[Drensch]

If Britney Spears were a car she would be a late model year sports car that still looks pretty good that has hade several owners and lots of mileage. Not a purchase.

 

[levious]

If Britney Spears were a car she would be a late model year sports car that still looks pretty good that has hade several owners and lots of mileage. Not a purchase.

but that late model has also got like a billion dollars in the trunk.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

but that late model has also got like a billion dollars in the trunk.

and a nice ass.

 

[Drensch]

I doubt her personal wealth is that much.

 

[Suerte]

I doubt her personal wealth is that much.

What?

Edit: Oh, you meant a billion dollars, well, you can be pretty sure she'll make that over her lifetime

 

[Malleymal]

damn! For a britney spears thread, this sure got gay'd up quick.

LOL

 

[OmniGamer]

I doubt her personal wealth is that much.

According to VH1's "The Fabulous Life...", her net worth is around $50,000,000

 

[KingGondo]

She has a great cameo in Fahrenheit 9/11, as I'm sure anyone who's seen it remembers...

 

[callous]

http://et.tv.yahoo.com/newslink/Marrying Federline will also make Britney a step-mom -- he has a 2-year-old with actress SHAR JACKSON, who's also currently pregnant with his second child.

What the fuck? That is seriously dysfunctional.

 

[SKluck]

What are the milf rules, does that count?

 

[Eminem]

damn! For a britney spears thread, this sure got gay'd up quick.

lol

 

[keiichi]

Calling a Patriots win by at least 17. The Iggles toughest competition faced this year was the Redskins, and we saw what a good defense can do against a not so good offense.

Redskins? Not the Steelers?

 

[DMczaf]

Uh....

 

[Chesapeake Silt]

:lol

Greatest thread bump ever.

 

[Ecrofirt]

Ban that stupid fucktard. Please. I'll mail whoever does it $1.

 

[MIMIC]

I was banned for something like this.

Justice better be served.

 

[Tuvoc]

someone deserves a lynching....

 

[commish]

I thought she was getting married again.

 

[Pochacco]

Nice.

 

[Boogie]

Redskins? Not the Steelers?

How do you bump a 7 month old thread by quoting something that wasn't even posted in it? That requires a unique brand of retarded.

 

[bjork]

I'm just trying to figure out why someone would even read a thread that old...

 

[SickBoy]

Britney's engaged???!?!!?!

 

[keiichi]

ok, since people keep on replying and this isn't going away as quietly as I had hoped this is what happened.

I was replying to the NFL thread, which has a thread ID of 30079. I clicked submit but then STOPPED it. made a minor correction and then clicked submit again. My guess is that it was only able to grab the 3007 portion of the thread ID and posted my reply to this, and the second reply was to the correct thread.

sorry

 

[Jim Bowie]

:lol

This is amazing

 

[Raw64life]

I thought she got divorced and engaged again when I saw this thread...

 

[commish]

A britney spears thread with no pics is ridiculous. I'm not her biggest fan but something is better than nothing!

There should be a GAF rule. If your topic is about an a female under the age of 30 or of someone known to be hot, then you must post pics. Sheesh.

 

[Rorschach]

:lol

 

[Mike Works]

ok, since people keep on replying and this isn't going away as quietly as I had hoped this is what happened.

I was replying to the NFL thread, which has a thread ID of 30079. I clicked submit but then STOPPED it. made a minor correction and then clicked submit again. My guess is that it was only able to grab the 3007 portion of the thread ID and posted my reply to this, and the second reply was to the correct thread.

sorry

If I had woken up when my alarm went off, I would've permabanned you before you posted this message. Consider yourself very lucky.