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Sorry Nintendo, we've decided that Link is officially a girl

Delio

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Man the 3DS can't get a break. Metroid Prime: Federation Force has a negative following, Fire Emblem Fates has more Waifu stuff that's pushing people away, Nintendo's stance on Triforce Heroes isn't making anyone happy, at this point I'm expecting an article a week from now to say that the NFC reader that's supposed to come out around AC: Happy Home Designer wipes your 3DS' SD card or something.

Here's hoping we at least get Linkle in Hyrule Warriors 3DS

3DS will end it's life with games people hate at the end. RIP
 

Wavebossa

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Boobies!

Gyno is a serious problem guys... :(
 

Azure J

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Where does your love of samurai fit into this

Takamaru sprites randomly littered around the world of all three a la Luigis/Toads in the 3D World saga. Alternatively a guest star role as an NPC (think Prince Richard in Link's Awakening) bitter that "older bro" got all the fame and a genderswap when he hasn't had work in years.
 

Alo0oy

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Well, they're not reincarnated in every new game.

Link is kinda unique as far as Protagonists go. It could be like the Legend of Korra where the Spirit of the triforce picks a new host and it just so happens to be a girl?

The next "God of War" can be called Goddess of War set in a different mythology (Egyptian or Norse?). I don't know anything about Halo lore so I can't comment on that.
 

Izuna

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GUYS, we don't have a hashtag? How will the rest of the internet know what is going on without a hashtag?

#SorryNintendo
 

Izuna

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If TV has taught me anything, Frozen anything = eternal

unscientific, it just slows down whatever decay/reaction that would happen otherwise

you need Sub-Zero to freeze his sperm and he was killed by Scorpian

(on a real note, how cool would it be if people had frozen their sperm from Roman times...)
 

Wavebossa

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unscientific, it just slows down whatever decay/reaction that would happen otherwise

you need Sub-Zero to freeze his sperm and he was killed by Scorpian

(on a real note, how cool would it be if people had frozen their sperm from Roman times...)

Freaking Mortal Kombat spoilers in a Zelda thread, thanks for ruining a franchise for me :(

On a real note, After watching Gladiator... I don't want Commodus around :(
 

Hackworth

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I want (in this order):

- A Queen Zelda game when she just says fuck the rules and runs around giving imperial decrees with her fists. I blame Hyrule Warriors' incarnation for this.

- A Shiek/Impa stealth/character action hybrid.

- A Midna and the Twili RTS. Because why the fuck not. :lol
These sound hype.

Also isn't Zelda U's Link a girl or did I misinterpret the E3 video?
 

-Eddman-

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And now, thanks to this thread, I demand a game called "Starfoxy Lady" featuring Jimi Hendrix music.
 

Funyarinpa

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unscientific, it just slows down whatever decay/reaction that would happen otherwise

you need Sub-Zero to freeze his sperm and he was killed by Scorpian

(on a real note, how cool would it be if people had frozen their sperm from Roman times...)

Since the Roman sperm would lack many genetically transferred immunities, I suppose the resulting baby would likely have immune system issues and die shortly.