Saw it opening night. Had time to collect thoughts. First, the bad stuff.
- Rey is a disappointing character, but is effective at helping the film achieve its goals. She just is a Mary Sue. She just is. I'm bored to tears by her. What's her story arc even going to be -- she goes through some training that improve her skills 4% so she can finish Kylo off in the rematch? Zzzz. She can already fight, pilot, lightsaber duel, use Jedi mind tricks, and has a love interest on lock. However, the fact that she can do all that a) makes her an exciting Strong Female Character (
and all that entails), which I hope converts some girls to growing up nerdy, and b) lent itself to some great action scenes. You may buy the duel with Kylo; it's been covered enough, really, but I just didn't.
In some ways Rey's Mary Sueness is derived from the decision to keep her backstory a complete mystery. WIth no explanations given for how she Reys so well, that's going to be a side effect. But all her aspects -- from already having all the right morals figured out, to having 96% of the skills she needs, to having the total attention and approval of all the original trilogy members (and suddenly becoming the center of the story), Mary Sue it is. That's okay, of course, it's a kid-friendly fantasy romp, I'm not looking for The Sopranos here, but her suffering at least one moment of embarrassment wouldn't compromise Abram's stated goal of opening up the Star Wars "boys' club."
- I rolled my eyes at the scene where Finn and Rey meet up after their first battle on the Falcon and are talking over each other excitedly, because that shit was straight mumblecore. Their lines might as well have been "omg, I can't even!" "The feels!" "That was *so* a
thing!" and other such not-quite-sentiments. This was Wes Anderson's favorite scene, I'm sure, but not mine.
- Where the fuck did Rey acquire a British accent?
- I suspect Harrison said, "I've had it with this shit. Make as many as you want, but I'm only doing one. And you're paying me $20 million plus points to do it." As soon as Han walked out on that bridge I was like, "well, they're about to kill Han Solo."
- I too was one of the people who snickered at Rylo with his helmet off. The look on his face was like the bottom two panels of
this comic.
- I also laughed at the stare-off as the final scene. Luke stares at Rey. Rey stares at Luke. Cut back to Luke, staring at Rey. Cut back to Rey, staring at Luke. Then one more cut. Then, cut to a helicopter shot, doing a 360 around them staring at each other. Such staring. That *will* be the next "Star Wars without John Williams" YouTube, someday soon.
- The New Hope parallels were annoying
- Leia was pretty pointless in this; would've liked a little more time with her and Han, or some reason for her to be there other than fanservice.
- Why did R2 wake up, deus ex style?
- Snoke is a stupid name for a dumb character that looks bad
- Death Star III was really unimaginative, and stupid; it wasn't even clear what the plan was -- the fucking thing is in stationary orbit and becomes useless once you suck the life out of that star. Which they did. And hasn't the dark side learned about building planet-shaped battle stations that have chain-reaction-causing weaknesses that are accessible to X-Wings flying through trenches? Hell, they just pared down the Death Star to the trench part, really.
- The First Order being literal Nazis complete with "heil" salutes was laughable.
- Captain Phasma went out like a punk but looked cool and has a catchy name, and is therefore is the new Boba Fett.
But, despite being numerous -- these are all minor grievances, really, compared to the many cardinal sins of the Prequel Trilogy. I left entertained.
But I also felt, that -- Star Wars is just another franchise now. It may have started this nerd movie franchise culture we live in, but now it's just another brand of it, that will live alongside Marvel and DC and whatever rebooted IP Hollywood decides to shit out. When the original charcters are all retired, it's just going to be the version of that noisy forgettable summer fling movie that has the force and the pew pew and the light sabers. I feel like the end of me giving a shit altogether might actually happen at the end of this trilogy. I've grown up, those characters will soon be put to rest, and they're not really interested in going deep and complicated; it will always be a shallow experience that nerds overanalyze as if there were more there, because it was the first.
Of course, here I am doing just that, and enjoying it. Because I honestly have a good time, when a Star Wars movie is good and has those characters.
Predictions:
1) Finn takes over for General Leia. He's not cut out for combat -- that's Rey's wheelhouse. But he has insider knowledge of the First Order, and could definitely be behind the scenes making shit happen.
2) Rey is Luke's daughter, duh. She learns the ways of the force. She has to suffer some loss. It will parallel a hard time that all the Skywalkers go through in chapter 2. Hand-cutting-off seems to be popular. Then in Chapter 3 (episode 9), her "training is complete" and she wins and yay and yub nub.
3) Rey and Finn are gonna like totally do it and hopefully not have more Michael Cera-esque adorkable scenes. But not until about the second half of VIII. Some stuff happens, then during the quiet middle part they hook up, then the Big Bad Thing That Happens to Rey will have all this meaning and shit.
4) C3PO, Luke, and Leia die by the end of this trilogy. They must. Disney wants to move on and not be dependent on these actors. There are options for actors for R2 and Chewie, maybe they live. But those three are toast.