It cracks me up when people laud the Bible's stories as metaphors to live by. No matter how you read it, there are awful, backwards, and wicked ideas which it advocates.And the lesson in Eden was, remain ignorant and subservient above all. Literally.
Oh man. Fuck the debate. Gay Byrne's reactions, this gif
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I genuinely can't remember laughing this much in years . If that gif isn't a standard reaction gif for the next decade there truly is no god.
Again you are completely fixated on suffering as why it shouldn't exist, shouldn't you also inversely ask why so much pleasure and happiness also exist? Both are trials by God to see who is the best of people. Bacteria exist Because some might act as a punishment from God and some might be be a bacteria which have benefits and non benefits like night and darkness or sunlight and radiation. Why does cancer exist ? Becsuse it is the deterioration of cells, can we cure it? Yes in many cases we can rid of it from the person because of the facilities given to us by God to use those like our knowledge and elements in esrth to use to cure this disease. When you are blaming God for cancer why not blame God on the human brain which has struggled to do good and find cures to remove cancer and if they haven't who is to say they won't . You see you are only concerned with suffering which is essential for existence because if there was only happiness everythhng would stop as everything would get its way. if children are dying in Africa it is not because God makes them suffer it is because those who are rich and happy have failed the test of God to fix the nourishment problems. Life is full of trial and error that is how it works, if we fail to cure a cancer we try and try again through struggle and gained knowledge to find a cure for a disease which we have; look at smallpox it was horrendous, when it was prevalent people like you would have asked where is the God who is letting people die. It was from the knowledge that man has gained through the facilities provided by God which is his intellect to solve the problem and find a vaccine. Don't be stuck on suffering. Appreciate what God has given you and you will realise both sadness and happiness are essential for human existence
I've never met Suge Knight, but I still wouldn't piss him off if I was at his mercy, ya know, considering his reputation and all.Never met the guy before, he wouldn't mean shit.
I see my boss every day at work, of course I wouldn't tell him to fuck off. God? Well, I'm not exactly going to have daily relations with him for numerous reasons (or just one big reason).
Everything co exists together to bring suffering and happiness. If there were no struggle there would be no evolution . Agree ?
I've never met Suge Knight, but I still wouldn't piss him off if I was at his mercy, ya know, considering his reputation and all.
And the Christian God has a pretty bad reputation, bruv. Makes Suge Knight look like a fucking choir boy.
You don't need to meet people who are famous for being pieces of shit to know it's better to not get on their bad side.
I'm sorry, but I'm still not buying what people like you are trying to sell. Comes off really phoney *shrug*
Or maybe there actually is a god.I agree. But we're not disputing evolution, we're disputing an omniscient, omnipotent, omnibenevolent God. If God is all of those things, then our world should not and would not exist as it is today. We don't have eye-eating insects because God loves us. We don't have candirus because God loves us. We don't have war and famine and disease because God loves us. We have all of those things because God does not exist.
Because if there was no suffering and only pleasure there would be no reward in the afterlifr as per God. Think of life as an examination hall not a multiple choice quiz with the answers written down in front of you . If there was no suffring fry himself wouldn't have existed as evolution would be at a standstill as there would be no progress.
In the grand scheme of things frys point is insignificant because if there is an afterlife and fry reaches his time for judgement he would either be pissing in his pants for being wrong about God's existence or be defiant and enjoy his reformation. God only cares about deeds and thus a belief that a persons creation is becsuse of a creator.
I don't know how you do it.
again, the whole question of judgement or trials is evil, exactly as fry put it.
if there was a future civilization that would let people suffer to judge and try them (and in the process killing and torturing millions and billions of them) to see if they are good enough to enter their city. would you not call those people evil tyrants?
So you telling him to fuck off wasn't an actual answer then?Want the simple answer? I think religion is a complete and utter load of bollocks and I find it laughable to believe in any of it. I will never meet god, because...well.
Believe what you want, but thats my personal view. I don't care what others believe in - they can believe what they want, no matter my view on it.
Again you are completely fixated on suffering as why it shouldn't exist, shouldn't you also inversely ask why so much pleasure and happiness also exist? Both are trials by God to see who is the best of people. Bacteria exist Because some might act as a punishment from God and some might be be a bacteria which have benefits and non benefits like night and darkness or sunlight and radiation. Why does cancer exist ? Becsuse it is the deterioration of cells, can we cure it? Yes in many cases we can rid of it from the person because of the facilities given to us by God to use those like our knowledge and elements in esrth to use to cure this disease. When you are blaming God for cancer why not blame God on the human brain which has struggled to do good and find cures to remove cancer and if they haven't who is to say they won't . You see you are only concerned with suffering which is essential for existence because if there was only happiness everythhng would stop as everything would get its way. if children are dying in Africa it is not because God makes them suffer it is because those who are rich and happy have failed the test of God to fix the nourishment problems. Life is full of trial and error that is how it works, if we fail to cure a cancer we try and try again through struggle and gained knowledge to find a cure for a disease which we have; look at smallpox it was horrendous, when it was prevalent people like you would have asked where is the God who is letting people die. It was from the knowledge that man has gained through the facilities provided by God which is his intellect to solve the problem and find a vaccine. Don't be stuck on suffering. Appreciate what God has given you and you will realise both sadness and happiness are essential for human existence
To all the people arguing that natural evil in this world is necessary and that the world could not be better otherwise:
What is heaven then? And why not skip the evil earth step and create heaven right away?
You need free will*. But only for a few years and then you are judged for eternity.
It's an abusive relationship to the n-th degree.This reads like a giant case of Stockholm Syndrome.
*Additional Note: "free will" of murderers, rapists, deadly viruses, natural disasters, etc. apparently matter more to god than the victim's "free will" to, well, not die horribly.
So you telling him to fuck off wasn't an actual answer then?
To be honest, if I was God I'd like people worshipping me 24/7. Can't really argue with that decision.
again, the whole question of judgement or trials is evil, exactly as fry put it.
if there was a future civilization that would let people suffer to judge and try them (and in the process killing and torturing millions and billions of them) to see if they are good enough to enter their city. would you not call those people evil tyrants?
And again without judgement and trial evolution itself would stop as nothing would struggle and everything would win. There would be chaos. That is not the meaning of human life as per Abrahamic faith at least
I agree. But we're not disputing evolution, we're disputing an omniscient, omnipotent, omnibenevolent God. If God is all of those things, then our world should not and would not exist as it is today. We don't have eye-eating insects because God loves us. We don't have candirus because God loves us. We don't have war and famine and disease because God loves us. We have all of those things because God does not exist.
You're describing heaven. Heaven would be chaos, huh?
Heaven is the result of passing this place which is not physical and its a place where God says people due to witnessing God due to their actions in this world will be the good people who will only be near God. As per abrahamic faith the human sense cannot even conceive of what heaven will actually be like but put a metaphorical sense that it will be ultimate peace where the souls of people will be near God, the ending eternal place of our souls existence. In fact some abrahamic thinking also says that hell is everlasting in the human sense but it is like a hospital where people will be treated but for them will be a punishement like someone recovering from drugs struggled first and eventually the only one remaining in hell will be satan who will eventually succumb to the greatness of God as the last thing to do long long after everyone has passed
Without struggle you wouldn't have evolution as everything would win and ecerythng would remain stagnant. It is the struggle between different entities to evolve against each other which got us to where we are to even conceive of an evolution in the first place. At least The abrahamic faithful belief that this is only possible not by chance but because of a God which has brought humanity to a point of current existing where we now can conceive of making our life easier by during the very diseases we call as brought on by a so called evil god when in fact God is good and we should be thankful for our existence and the ability to overcome struggle and to ask for help when we don't think we can and pray that everything good that happens is a blessing and every bad thing is a lesson and a silver lining and pray that it's not a punishment but just the will of God
I can see frys point, I dont believe in the "the man in the sky god" and you do have the recognise the realm your in for what it is unfair and crazy
but I do believe in a higher power than myself just not the childish perceptions most people have if it
Again you are completely fixated on suffering as why it shouldn't exist, shouldn't you also inversely ask why so much pleasure and happiness also exist? Both are trials by God to see who is the best of people. Bacteria exist Because some might act as a punishment from God and some might be be a bacteria which have benefits and non benefits like night and darkness or sunlight and radiation. Why does cancer exist ? Becsuse it is the deterioration of cells, can we cure it? Yes in many cases we can rid of it from the person because of the facilities given to us by God to use those like our knowledge and elements in esrth to use to cure this disease. When you are blaming God for cancer why not blame God on the human brain which has struggled to do good and find cures to remove cancer and if they haven't who is to say they won't . You see you are only concerned with suffering which is essential for existence because if there was only happiness everythhng would stop as everything would get its way. if children are dying in Africa it is not because God makes them suffer it is because those who are rich and happy have failed the test of God to fix the nourishment problems. Life is full of trial and error that is how it works, if we fail to cure a cancer we try and try again through struggle and gained knowledge to find a cure for a disease which we have; look at smallpox it was horrendous, when it was prevalent people like you would have asked where is the God who is letting people die. It was from the knowledge that man has gained through the facilities provided by God which is his intellect to solve the problem and find a vaccine. Don't be stuck on suffering. Appreciate what God has given you and you will realise both sadness and happiness are essential for human existence
This reads like a giant case of Stockholm Syndrome.
You need free will. But only for a few years and then you are judged for eternity.
Don't forget to ask if heaven has free will if evil is necessary, but nothing evil ever happens there (besides Lucifer's rebellion). If heaven has no free will, makes you wonder what's all the hype about it in this universe.
I can see frys point, I dont believe in the "the man in the sky god" and you do have the recognise the realm your in for what it is unfair and crazy
but I do believe in a higher power than myself just not the childish perceptions most people have if it
The higher power to me is the happiness And joy I feel in my heart which is just my expierence and may not ring true for you as we all are guided by our own expierencesThat's...nebulous. What's the higher power there for to you? If this realm is unfair and crazy, as you say, what's it's role? It clearly isn't in control.
The higher power to me is the happiness And joy I feel in my heart which is just my expierence and may not ring true for you as we all are guided by our own expierences
and you just have to observe the physical universe to know it's all crazy
And again without judgement and trial evolution itself would stop as nothing would struggle and everything would win. There would be chaos. That is not the meaning of human life as per Abrahamic faith at least
Again you are completely fixated on suffering as why it shouldn't exist, shouldn't you also inversely ask why so much pleasure and happiness also exist? Both are trials by God to see who is the best of people. Bacteria exist Because some might act as a punishment from God and some might be be a bacteria which have benefits and non benefits like night and darkness or sunlight and radiation. Why does cancer exist ? Becsuse it is the deterioration of cells, can we cure it? Yes in many cases we can rid of it from the person because of the facilities given to us by God to use those like our knowledge and elements in esrth to use to cure this disease. When you are blaming God for cancer why not blame God on the human brain which has struggled to do good and find cures to remove cancer and if they haven't who is to say they won't . You see you are only concerned with suffering which is essential for existence because if there was only happiness everythhng would stop as everything would get its way. if children are dying in Africa it is not because God makes them suffer it is because those who are rich and happy have failed the test of God to fix the nourishment problems. Life is full of trial and error that is how it works, if we fail to cure a cancer we try and try again through struggle and gained knowledge to find a cure for a disease which we have; look at smallpox it was horrendous, when it was prevalent people like you would have asked where is the God who is letting people die. It was from the knowledge that man has gained through the facilities provided by God which is his intellect to solve the problem and find a vaccine. Don't be stuck on suffering. Appreciate what God has given you and you will realise both sadness and happiness are essential for human existence
If that's true, there's zero reason to follow Abrahamic faith. I'd end up in heaven anyway. I'm curious what groups actually believe that. I haven't heard of such an outcome before.
Regardless, none of it is provable. If Abrahamic faith said your one purpose in life was to sacrifice one puppy to God on a daily basis and that's it, you'd be telling me to get with the program. None of it ever has to make sense. It was written long ago enough, it must be the truth. I say nah.
What is this guy famous for? I've never heard of him outside of that one quote about being offended. Did he found reddit?
This reminds me of my grandmother who was very Catholic but she would always tell me that everyone would end up in Heaven and that Hell wasn't real. It was just a threat so that people behave and try to be good and not evil. She believed God was all love and loved everyone, even the murderers, and that everyone would go to Heaven.
That's why she never forced her religion on her kids and she would always see the good in everyone, and everyone loved her. But i guess it had everything to do with her being a good person with a big heart and nothing to do with her faith.
Or maybe there actually is a god.
And the problem is that religion at its root is basically mankind telling mankind about God, instead of God telling people about god.
Now, we know mankind is an asshole. Supposedly so much of an asshole that even an eternally loving God would kick us out of a heavenly garden to suffer for thousands of years. We're literally that bad according to some holy texts.
Would you believe a book written by a species of people God thought so untrustworthy that even an eternally forgiving, all loving God could no longer allow them to remain in the garden of Eden? Would you believe his word as the word of God?
Because I routinely have a hard time trusting the words of men as the words of God.......
Without struggle you wouldn't have evolution as everything would win and ecerythng would remain stagnant. It is the struggle between different entities to evolve against each other which got us to where we are to even conceive of an evolution in the first place. At least The abrahamic faithful belief that this is only possible not by chance but because of a God which has brought humanity to a point of current existing where we now can conceive of making our life easier by during the very diseases we call as brought on by a so called evil god when in fact God is good and we should be thankful for our existence and the ability to overcome struggle and to ask for help when we don't think we can and pray that everything good that happens is a blessing and every bad thing is a lesson and a silver lining and pray that it's not a punishment but just the will of God
Or instead twisting yourself into a pretzel with mental gymnastics, you could just say there is no god and disease is the result of the natural arms race of evolution. Occam's razor.
Well, she's more right than you'd think.