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Source: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/02/stephen-hawking-sex-clubs-physicist-freedom-acres

Renowned physicist Stephen Hawking is somewhat of a regular at a Devore, California sex club, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

According to a source who has been a member of Freedom Acres swingers club for nearly half a decade, Hawking, 70, shows up to the club with a bevy of nurses and assistants and has naked woman grind on him.

[...]

"He arrives with an entourage of nurses and assistants. Last time I saw him he was in the back 'play area' laying on a bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him."

The source notes that Hawking, who is wheelchair-bound due to a long-time battle with Lou Gehrig's disease, has his staff stand nearby watching while he's with the women.

 

[Stet]

Good for him. Life has few pleasures when you have ALS.

 

[ohhthegore]

I see nothing wrong with this

 

[AlimNassor]

He still gets more action then me )=

 

[speculawyer]

Yep.

Richard Feynman went to topless bars.

 

[Sblargh]

Two first replies nails it. And I hope Hawking nails even more.

 

[noah111]

Suck my dick in the name of science.

Good for him.

 

[Sethos]

What's with the sudden influx of Hawking news?

 

[spiderman123]

 

[Barrett2]

Titties are a marvel of the cosmos.

 

[Fari]

I'd do the same thing if I were in his position.

 

[Clevinger]

Cool.

 

[Messypandas]

looking for them black holes

 

[ZeroRay]

Awesome

 

[scar tissue]

Good for him. Life has few pleasures when you have ALS.

Yeah, this.

He still gets more action then me )=

This too.

Suck my dick in the name of science.

I lol'd. Gotta remember that one.

 

[sangreal]

I see nothing wrong with this, but it isn't like Hawking can't get any at home. Dude has a marriage history on par with Newt Gingrich.

 

[Bomber Bob]

Nice

 

[Count Dookkake]

They see him rollin'...

 

[ComputerMKII]

 

[thesh00ter]

hey doesn't suprise me, Hawking is an animal. they say women like smart men...huh huh?

he prolly has a ton of dirty jokes preloaded on his speech program.

 

[MercuryLS]

looking for them black ho(l)es

Fixed.

 

[Archer]

I have no problem with this. The guy is a world-class genius, has ALS, and needs to party from time to time.

Get your freak on, boy!

 

[LQX]

Why is no one posting Family Guy gifs? Why did it take this long for someone to mention Family Guy?

 

[Casp0r]

I want to feel bad for the girls made to grind on him ... but it's not like he can grope them or anything.

 

[Count Dookkake]

I want to feel bad for the girls made to grind on him ... but it's not like he can grope them or anything.

lol

 

[Casp0r]

lol

Is Motor neurone disease sexy?

 

[Count Dookkake]

Is Motor neurone disease sexy?

I dunno, but being one of the smartest, famous guys on the planet probably is.

 

[Kinyou]

Is Motor neurone disease sexy?

Swinger clubs aren't really the places for forced prostitution.

 

[Escape Goat]

He gets to use all the space pick up lines

What’s the name of THIS heavenly body?

 

[Carcetti]

Good for him.

 

[Souldriver]

May the guy swim in pussy.

 

[Stet]

Why is no one posting Family Guy gifs? Why did it take this long for someone to mention Family Guy?

Because Stephen Hawking was never on Family Guy.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

I want to feel bad for the girls made to grind on him ... but it's not like he can grope them or anything.

The probably think it's awesome of him to still enjoy the simple pleasures of life, despite his contributions to science.

 

[Vicetrailia]

Good for him. Why not?

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Good for him. Life has few pleasures when you have ALS.

Agreed.

 

[GK86]

The guy can do no wrong in my eyes. He could snort coke of a stripped ass for all I care.

Why is no one posting Family Guy gifs? Why did it take this long for someone to mention Family Guy?

Family guy sucks.

 

[Boozeroony]

He gets to use all the space pick up lines

...

I laughed.

 

[scar tissue]

I want to feel bad for the girls made to grind on him ... but it's not like he can grope them or anything.

It's not like they're slaves. They chose to become strippers and that's what they do.
If it bothers them, they could get a real job. You know, the kind where you need some kind of qualification besides looking hot.
Plus, Hawking is smart, famous and probably rich. And I bet he's well-groomed too. Not seeing "the gross" at all.

 

[flintstryker]

Like a boss

 

[Anteater]

I wonder if obama masturbates, tell me RadarOnline

 

[krypt0nian]

Excellent news. He deserves this and more.

 

[astroturfing]

I dunno, but being one of the smartest, famous guys on the planet probably is.

yeah man, i would grind on him if he wanted to. and i am a straight guy.

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

What could Stephen Hawking possibly find in common with women like that. Disgusting.
This is not a way for a male role model to behave.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Very unChristian.

This is why Religion > Science.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Swinger clubs aren't really the places for forced prostitution.

It's like he lives in a Jack Chick tract.

 

[ghostmind]

Hawking is the boss of bosses.

 

[Souldriver]

Why is no one posting Family Guy gifs? Why did it take this long for someone to mention Family Guy?

Because Family Guy sucks?

 

[Platy]

REALLY happy for him =D


Also,

The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!

 

[astroturfing]

What could Stephen Hawking possibly find in common with women like that. Disgusting.
This is not a way for a male role model to behave.

yeah man, filthy dirty sluts... so evil for him to be around them. what kind of a sick immoral individual associates himself with such dirty disgusting WHORES?

 

[Funky Papa]

Who gives a shit? That is some gutter probing journalism.