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[WaterAstro]

 

[Clefargle]

He's the clone of Sebastian Gorka that got left in the EZ-Bake Oven too long

There it is! I wanted to mention that he looks so similar to gorka

 

[TheOfficeMut]

If Dennis Rodman and Segal had a baby, what would that baby be?

Stennis Sodman

 

[Shadowhelper]

LMAO

He's a legend. A fat legend.

 

[Ridley327]

If Dennis Rodman and Segal had a baby, what would that baby be?

The One Reborn, I'd have to think.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Noooo. Segal! My bro! Was it always obvious he was a piece of shit?. This guy was a hero of mine growing up. I hate hating people I used to like. Fuck you Steve.

 

[Kinyou]

“I believe in free speech, I believe that everyone’s entitled to their own opinion, but I don’t agree that they should hold the United States of America or the world hostage by taking a venue where people are tuning in to watch a football game and imposing their political views,”

What the...

If Dennis Rodman and Segal had a baby, what would that baby be?

Probably someone who'd be really sad that they couldn't be Hitlers best friend.

 

[Funky Papa]

Noooo. Segal! My bro! Was it always obvious he was a piece of shit?. This guy was a hero of mine growing up. I hate hating people I used to like. Fuck you Steve.

He's was an absolute asshole even back during his stunt coordination days.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

He's was an absolute asshole even back during his stuntman days.

Damn. I had no idea. I just loved his movies and was a big reason I got into martial arts. Never followed his personal life outside of his Aikido skills.

Fuck him though.

 

[Saganator]

Noooo. Segal! My bro! Was it always obvious he was a piece of shit?. This guy was a hero of mine growing up. I hate hating people I used to like. Fuck you Steve.

Seems like he's always been an asshole fraud. The internet has done him in. I feel ya though, I used to love Steven Segal movies when I was little guy.

 

[Funky Papa]

He was my personal milkshake duck well before milkshake duck was a thing.

The early days of the internet were not kind to him.

 

[Inuhanyou]

What a joke. WHat is it with celebrities outing themselves as pieces of shit

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

Pretty hilarious he went for a russian accent when he said comrad putin's name

 

[TheOfficeMut]

What's worse, seeing Seagal's face or hearing Piers speak?

 

[Surfinn]

Lmao

 

[fluffydelusions]

What's with those huge black shirts he always wears?

 

[Mael]

The real news here is that Segal is alive.

 

[SenjutsuSage]

Here is where things get funny. I've always considered Donald Trump to be a huge Steven Segal fan. He talks just like him when he's trying to play fake tough guy, if anyone notices.

Trump's pattern of speech is literally right out of something you would see in an early Segal film, so much so that you just know Donald Trump was significantly influenced by what he saw in those movies, since he's a big movie person.

 

[daninthemix]

Well I'm certainly not going to argue with Casey Ryback, are you?

 

[d9b]

What's with those huge black shirts he always wears?

 

[Bill R Boggess]

Does he think his movies are real?

Oh, you didn’t know that Segal claimed for years to have been an operative for the CIA?

I’m not kidding about that. At the apex of his popularity, he was going around claiming he had been a super-secret government agent.

The man is a fraud and a fat, bloated joke within the martial arts community to boot.

 

[RPGCrazied]

I can't believe once upon a time I liked his movies.

 

[Carbonox]

The Piers Morgan morning show having Steven Seagal on it is not surprising one bit.



To be fair, all these British morning shows are pretty fucking trashy.

 

[SafeinSound]

What the fuck is even going on with him and his life

 

[Bill R Boggess]

He's was an absolute asshole even back during his stunt coordination days.

Yep.

Supposedly he hit the stunt guys HARD on his flicks.

Which is funny because clearly, this guy is not a real fighter by any stretch.

 

[Bill R Boggess]

He looks very winded from that move...

 

[Dragon Puncher]

I'll leave this here: https://youtu.be/Gn4d-UqPVN4

Segal has always been a liar and a huge turd.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

 

[wachie]

Hey shitstain, no shitstain.

 

[JustenP88]

Seeing actual, real media bring out shit like this just reinforces my concern that it's already over and we're just living on borrowed time.

 

[MarionCB]

Hang on, so he gave up his natural US citizenship to become a Russian citizen/cock-holster for Putin and now he thinks he can pontificate on how actual Americans should be American? Er, good, I guess. I wouldn't want such an obvious asshole and hypocrite on my side of an argument.

 

[Black Republican]

Lets be honest, most of your fav artists/actors probably feel the same way lowkey

Spoiler

(apart from the putin part lol

This is why you never meet your idols,kids!

 

[fluffydelusions]

What's going on here cause I just can't

 

[Ban Puncher]

I just want to post this gif.

Remember when people would argue who was better, Segal or Jean-Claude Van Damme?

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Lets be honest, most of your fav artists/actors probably feel the same way lowkey

Spoiler

(apart from the putin part lol[/SPOILER

Spoiler

Not according to my Twitter feed.

 

[Gunblade47]

 

[D4Danger]

 

[Bloodporne]

It's Steven.Fucking.Seagal...why is a single reply in this thread treating this with even 0.001% seriousness?

Here we go...

Aaaaand...Seagal running

 

[Sinfamy]

хорошая собака

 

[Barry Burton]

It's funny, Steven. I also only tune in to watch football but I've never felt like I've been held hostage because the national anthem has chosen a football game as its venue.

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

holy shit, no wonder he dislikes running in his movies

 

[Always-honest]

Segal is a special kind of stupid..

Yep.

As a teenager, this had me laughing myself off a couch. Dude was always funny to us. Later on he also got scary.
Motherfucker married Kelly Le Brock (weird science). She was goddamn gorgeous, back in the day.

 

[kiguel182]

Not wanting cops to kill black people isn’t a political view.

 

[DeathyBoy]

“I believe in free speech"

No, you fucking don't. Taking the US hostage...what the fuck are you talking about? They took a knee. That's all they did, they took a fucking knee.

Sega couldn't even take a knee to Danny Trejo in a film starring Danny Trejo. DMX was right, Segal is a fucking fuckhead.

 

[Mister Wolf]

Steven and his delusions of grandeur.

 

[mechashiva]

It is a place in the world where he can actually get laid. Give the man a break.

Spreading cheeks on the reg.

 

[MugiwaraCole]

"Batman has 24 hours to reveal himself, or I will bring Gotham City to its knees."

 

[Flo_Evans]

Here is where things get funny. I've always considered Donald Trump to be a huge Steven Segal fan. He talks just like him when he's trying to play fake tough guy, if anyone notices.

Trump's pattern of speech is literally right out of something you would see in an early Segal film, so much so that you just know Donald Trump was significantly influenced by what he saw in those movies, since he's a big movie person.

This makes too much sense :lol

 

[badflame]

Exactly which of both Steven Seagal?

 

[JBourne]

Steven Segal has a very impressive head of hook and loop.