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[BocoDragon]

"What do you want us to do?"

"DDDDDIIIEEE......."

 

[CajoleJuice]

"What do you want us to do?"

"Die! Die!"

"Let's nuke the bastards."

 

[demon]

"What do you want us to do?"

"DDDDDIIIEEE......."

I can't imagine where you came up with that brilliantly original idea.

 

[krypt0nian]

"Imperius Rex!"

 

[Particle Physicist]

Ok so Stingrays and Mantarays are the same thing right? I read somewhre they also call them Devilrays, can't imagine why.

no. stingrays, mantarays, eaglerays are all different.

 

[Particle Physicist]

..

 

[Thriller]

these things are getting out of control! i hope the guys can pull our iraq for some SERIOUS matters that lurk in the waters....maybe even in your own faucet!

 

[Escape Goat]

I can't imagine where you came up with that brilliantly original idea.

:lol

 

[Beezy]

Eagleray?! Do they have the same poisonous barb attack?

 

[Kuroyume]

People talk about how rare Steve Irwins death was, but this sounds even more far fetched. Ain't so rare now is it?

This guy isn't dead...

 

[Dice]

The ghost of Irwin haunts the seas seeking vengance.

 

[radioheadrule83]

The Indipendance Day reference is my first real :lol of the day

 

[jamesinclair]

How the hell does something like this JUMP onto a boat?

Spoiler

and how do they have sex

 

[J2 Cool]

Finding Nemo has lost all credibility as a film now. No way divers snatch Nemo on Mr Ray's shift.

 

[Miguel]

Damn you Carl Crawford!

 

[Dan]

2006: The year sea creatures fought back.

There have been so many stories this year of sea animals killing humans, it's been crazy.

 

[J2 Cool]

2006: The year sea creatures fought back.

There have been so many stories this year of sea animals killing humans, it's been crazy.

DAMN YOU AQUAMAN!

 

[Mermandala]

These events are a mere first wave of oceanic attacks that are triggering a stingularity in which "fish" supercedes "human" in joint postmermanity.

 

[AlanHemberger]

GAF is rocked by news of antagonistic stingrays.


"Now is the time to STAND against these monsters!"


"..."


"Leave us the **** alone....geez!"


"..."


"This calls for action..."


"They aren't all bad..."


"WTF? STFU NOOOOOOOW!"


"..."


"Don't let 'em get away!"


"LOL. **** it..."




....I got nuthin... @_@

Oh my... :lol :lol :lol

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Look people, these stingrays are concealing weapons of mass destruction. It's time for a regime change.

 

[Adagio]

I, for one, am not willing to welcome our stingray overlords.

 

[temp]

81 and he lived? Steve Irwin was a wuss.

 

[Zensetsu]

Not all rays have the poisonous stings, like stingrays.
Mantarays are the huge ocean ones and they don't have the stinging barb and are quite docile. I have swum around in the ocean with them - they look pretty crazy but are quite harmless.

 

[Beezy]

81 and he lived? Steve Irwin was a wuss.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Lord Helmet]

Holy s***. These bastards can jump. I didn't care for the ocean to begin with, now I really am staying away. :/

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

''This isn't a war. It's an extermination."

Ok, that got a chuckle.:lol

 

[BocoDragon]

I can't imagine where you came up with that brilliantly original idea.

Wow.... the exact same joke used twice? Geez.....

 

[Koomaster]

In Before "I for one welcome our stingray overlord" ! Someone ban that phrase.

 

[davepoobond]

Steve Irwin and this 81 year old guy is just the beginning. Full-scale invasion of our shores should be expected soon.

 

[muttyeah416]

 

[demon]

i c wut u did thar.

 

[Thriller]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[DarienA]

:lol :lol :lol :lol
Brilliant!

 

[Ford Prefect]

Those bastards must've gotten hold of The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode with "Night of the Dolphins"...

This will only get worse.

 

[Hitman]

How exactly does a sting ray sting anyways? I assume they use that tale... then they was jump up and do a flip with the stinger aiming for the heart or what?

 

[soul creator]

so...you just happened to be searching for stingray related posts?

 

[cubanb]

Damn, 2006!

 

[noi5e]

:lol epic bump... it's like you read this two years ago and you've been thinking about it all along...

Spoiler

I've wondered how it happened too and I still don't know.

 

[NameGenerated]

How exactly does a sting ray sting anyways? I assume they use that tale... then they was jump up and do a flip with the stinger aiming for the heart or what?

...what?

 

[Miguel]

Holy Jebus I remember this thread. This was 2 1/2 years ago!

 

[zoku88]

so...you just happened to be searching for stingray related posts?

That IS kinda weird....

 

[SnakeXs]

 

[davepoobond]

Steve Irwin and this 81 year old guy is just the beginning. Full-scale invasion of our shores should be expected soon.

soon being 2012.

 

[jakncoke]

How exactly does a sting ray sting anyways? I assume they use that tale... then they was jump up and do a flip with the stinger aiming for the heart or what?

You could of just made a thread :lol

 

[kozmo7]

Jeez, I thought they had attacked someone again.

 

[AniHawk]

The whole time I thought this thread WASN'T OVER TWO YEARS OLD.

 

[pakkit]

 

[neorej]

How exactly does a sting ray sting anyways? I assume they use that tale... then they was jump up and do a flip with the stinger aiming for the heart or what?

Here's a picture of the bastard, go figure it out!

 

[Revolutionary]

Here's a picture of the bastard, go figure it out!

:lol