i lived a pretty sheltered life too, though i've had an interest in sensuality and sexuality since i entered into teenagehood. i think being so sheltered made me just want to jump into everything when the chance presented itself. Luckily, most of the women i've dated are either sexually open or i build their trust and pique their interest pretty early on.Mr. Bigglesworth said:
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Stories and Acts of Sexual Deviance... (thread rated AO)
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Drinky Crow said:
Please elaborate!
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Back when I stayed in my home town, one of my sister's work-mates had this thing where she would go out clubbing with her friends, pick up a guy, bring him back to her flat and fuck him.
Nothing wrong with that of course, until her at the time boyfriend (who would watch the proceedings and just happened to be a total nutjob) would burst into the room and kick the shit out of the poor guy who had just scored, throw him out of the flat, then him and his 'girlfriend' (i use the term loosely) would go at it for the rest of the night... :lol :lol
Man, the girl used to tell *everyone* about it, it was no secret or anything... crazy shit
Nothing wrong with that of course, until her at the time boyfriend (who would watch the proceedings and just happened to be a total nutjob) would burst into the room and kick the shit out of the poor guy who had just scored, throw him out of the flat, then him and his 'girlfriend' (i use the term loosely) would go at it for the rest of the night... :lol :lol
Man, the girl used to tell *everyone* about it, it was no secret or anything... crazy shit
I suppose I can share some of my experiences with my (current) gf. She's really into doing it in outdoorsey places, especially where there is a lot of nature around.
We've done it at the botanical gardens in the city (which was just after she had her first brazillian, god that was amazing). We've done it in the middle of the night up in the mountains in the snow (literally, in the snow, we left our cabin and lay down a jacket under the ski lifts). We've also done it on the beach (inside a sun shade thing for some privacy).
This isn't as extreme as some of the other stuff posted in this thread, but it's the extent of my foray into 'deviant' sex.
We've done it at the botanical gardens in the city (which was just after she had her first brazillian, god that was amazing). We've done it in the middle of the night up in the mountains in the snow (literally, in the snow, we left our cabin and lay down a jacket under the ski lifts). We've also done it on the beach (inside a sun shade thing for some privacy).
This isn't as extreme as some of the other stuff posted in this thread, but it's the extent of my foray into 'deviant' sex.
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This thread has made me hate my foreskin and thus I HATE THIS THREAD
This thread has made me hate my foreskin and thus I HATE THIS THREAD
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Damn.. I could share some stories.... too bad people i know in real life read this forum and I could get in trouble for some 
Is there a "nick protection program" or something for topics like this? :lol
Is there a "nick protection program" or something for topics like this? :lol
I've got a few really depraved stories to tell, but I know a few people who read/post here so I'll just content myself to my personal favorite:
A few friends and I were out playing trivia one night, and we had a question where I was absolutely POSITIVE the answer was one thing and this girl was equally sure it was something else. We bitched at each other for a minute and she got flustered and blurted out, "Look, I KNOW this is the answer. Let me turn it in. I'm so sure that if I'm wrong and you're right, you can fuck me in the ass."
I was like "Literally fuck you in the ass? We're not talking just insertion, I mean repeated thrusting until climax?" Everyone at the table was dying laughing and offering to bear witness. She got pissed, stomped off and turned the answer in. Of course I was right and she was wrong, and she went a hilarious and previously unseen shade of red when the answer was read.
I was ready to just chalk it up to a laugh, but this crazy girl just started buying shots after every question, and we were all shithammered. When we were leaving the bar she grabbed my arm and pulled me to her car and told me I had to go home with her. Whasahuh? I said. She insisted on going home and consummating the bet right then and there. So we went back to her place and made out for a little while, and when I tried to fuck her regularly she grabbed my balls and growled "NO! Fuck me in the ass!" Easily the weirdest sex I've had.
If you're wondering, here is the question that got me a trip to brown town: Every fifth of May, Mexico celebrates Cinco de Mayo. Who are they celebrating a victory over?
A few friends and I were out playing trivia one night, and we had a question where I was absolutely POSITIVE the answer was one thing and this girl was equally sure it was something else. We bitched at each other for a minute and she got flustered and blurted out, "Look, I KNOW this is the answer. Let me turn it in. I'm so sure that if I'm wrong and you're right, you can fuck me in the ass."
I was like "Literally fuck you in the ass? We're not talking just insertion, I mean repeated thrusting until climax?" Everyone at the table was dying laughing and offering to bear witness. She got pissed, stomped off and turned the answer in. Of course I was right and she was wrong, and she went a hilarious and previously unseen shade of red when the answer was read.
I was ready to just chalk it up to a laugh, but this crazy girl just started buying shots after every question, and we were all shithammered. When we were leaving the bar she grabbed my arm and pulled me to her car and told me I had to go home with her. Whasahuh? I said. She insisted on going home and consummating the bet right then and there. So we went back to her place and made out for a little while, and when I tried to fuck her regularly she grabbed my balls and growled "NO! Fuck me in the ass!" Easily the weirdest sex I've had.
If you're wondering, here is the question that got me a trip to brown town: Every fifth of May, Mexico celebrates Cinco de Mayo. Who are they celebrating a victory over?
I knew it was the French. She insisted it was Spain. Oh well!
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In the spirit of 'what goes around comes around', the girl eventually left him for another girl :lol
In the spirit of 'what goes around comes around', the girl eventually left him for another girl :lol
Uno Ill Nino
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My girlfriend and I once had sex in the middle of a traffic jam. Pretty awesome. People were watching from all angles, but we didn't care. It was hot at the time. She basically just came over to the driver's seat and rode me, so its not like people could see penetration or anything, but they all saw enough to keep their attention, evidently. 
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Zaptruder said:
Yup. Happened to me too last March in Montreal when a girl told me she was the BJ Queen of Montreal and could make any guy cum in 1 minutes and 30 secs and bet me $500. She lost (and paid up) and I knew I was being used but really didn't give a fuck.
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Naked Shuriken said:
Nope, I never have. She had good technique(s) but receiving a BJ at 5am when you're in a druken stupor ensures $500 dollars into your pocket.
Wow, I never thought I'd see a thread like this...
Personally I haven't done much but maybe wank with a condom on. I stuck my finger up my ass in the shower once to see what it'd feel like (yuk). I was only like 13 though.
My cousin on the other hand has pages and pages worth of his sexual devience and he's not afraid to share....with anyone who'll listen.
He liked to masturbate with diapers on
He'd give himself enema's....with 2 liter pop bottles.
He'd masturbate in a trashbag
He'd shove Q-Tips in his cock, jerk-off and hold till he couldn't no more and then shoot the Q-Tips across the room
Enjoyed eating girls out when they were at maximum flow (gotta have that iron in your diet).
He also liked to jerk-off for dudes or chicks over the internet with a webcam.
He was one crazy son-of-a-bitch
Personally I haven't done much but maybe wank with a condom on. I stuck my finger up my ass in the shower once to see what it'd feel like (yuk). I was only like 13 though.
My cousin on the other hand has pages and pages worth of his sexual devience and he's not afraid to share....with anyone who'll listen.
He liked to masturbate with diapers on
He'd give himself enema's....with 2 liter pop bottles.
He'd masturbate in a trashbag
He'd shove Q-Tips in his cock, jerk-off and hold till he couldn't no more and then shoot the Q-Tips across the room
Enjoyed eating girls out when they were at maximum flow (gotta have that iron in your diet).
He also liked to jerk-off for dudes or chicks over the internet with a webcam.
He was one crazy son-of-a-bitch
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pnjtony said:
You know, I've thought about doing this before, but not for my own pleasure...I've heard from all kinds of people that orgasming really helps relieve the pain caused by menstruation, and I'l all aboot making the ladies feel good, especially during that shitty time of the month.
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