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[GrizzNKev]

I think french bread pizza is gross. I don't like crunchy bread.

 

[Log4Girlz]

I think french bread pizza is gross. I don't like crunchy bread.

Slap some spaghetti sauce and american cheese on some untoasted wonder bread and call it a pizza.

 

[DietRob]

That's not a cart I'm ramming into your posterior.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Burned the roof of my mouth so many times on those fuckers.

I miss em.

Yeah. Now I just get Digorno's now.

 

[Akainu]

Wow, I really haven't had these in forever.

 

[Ryaaan14]

FoodGAF is KILLING ME tonight. Fuck.

Yes these are great but I'd have to say the garlic and cheese ones trump the pizza ones. I used to get them by Red Baron but now I can't find them anymore. They were the SHIT.

 

[Zoe]

FoodGAF is KILLING ME tonight. Fuck.

Yes these are great but I'd have to say the garlic and cheese ones trump the pizza ones. I used to get them by Red Baron but now I can't find them anymore. They were the SHIT.

YES!

 

[Surface of Me]

YES!

There is one of these sitting in my freezer, has been there for at least 3 years.

Is it safe?

 

[MikeE21286]

just to make sure....

we're all 100% oven. fuck that microwave noise.

 

[Captain Tuttle]

Burned the roof of my mouth so many times on those fuckers.

I came in here to post exactly this.

That first post thing on GAF is real, huh?

 

[MR BLACKMAGIK]

just to make sure....

we're all 100% oven. fuck that microwave noise.

Oh no doubt. Microwave just kills the whole meal. Having that good crunch is a MUST.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

There was never any optimal temperature, either. The pizzas went directly from flay-your-mouth-flesh hot to cold.

just to make sure....

we're all 100% oven. fuck that microwave noise.

A microwaved Stouffer's comes out begging for its own death.

 

[sfedai0]

Im partial to the round little pizzas that you can get from Costcos.

 

[Ryaaan14]

There is one of these sitting in my freezer, has been there for at least 3 years.

Is it safe?

It'll definitely be the best last meal ever if it's not safe.

 

[speculawyer]

Is this the greatest frozen pizza product there is? It doesn't fail where frozen "real" pizza does in that it doesn't attempt to replicate the pizzeria experience. You get the awesome french bread crunch and are guaranteed to always burn the top of your mouth.

What say you GAF? Cast aside those silly pizza rolls and bagel bites.

I started eating those like 20 years ago. They are fucking awesome.

Such a perfect mix of crunchy bread, cheese, and glistening pepperoni oil.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

I started eating those like 20 years ago. They are fucking awesome.

Such a perfect mix of crunchy bread, salt, cheese, salt, and glistening salt oil.

.

 

[Log4Girlz]

There is one of these sitting in my freezer, has been there for at least 3 years.

Is it safe?

At the very worst you get super powers. Though, your willpower is already supernatural.

 

[Lonestar]

haven't had one in years.


This must be rectified.

 

[Cousteau]

Are these part of the Mediterranean diet though?

 

[Shadow Hog]

Another Red Baron fan here, but mostly with regards to their "Classic" pizzas, both full-size and personal. Got hooked on their four cheese one over a decade ago, and it has yet to disappoint me ever since. Love that stuff.

Not a huge French Bread Pizza fan, but Stouffer's does great lasagna, so they probably do a kickass pizza, too.

You can support Red Baron if you support Nazi's.

Red Baron was World War I, silly.

 

[bjb]

You know it's utter shit and bad for your health when they have to advertise "Made with Real Cheese".

lol

 

[mj1108]

Years ago I would get these in a pack of 10 or 12 from Costco for $10 or so. I miss 'em.

 

[chuckddd]

Years ago I would get these in a pack of 10 or 12 from Costco for $10 or so. I miss 'em.

I was just looking at that pack the other day. Really tempted to pick them up.

 

[Mushroomer25]

I've found Red Baron's pizza-by-the-slice to be the best of microwave pizza products. Four years of high school lunches in a school next to a Safeway gave me an ample sample size.

 

[Musolf815]

Love em love em love em. They are perfect.

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

Woah

I bought and ate 2 earlier today... What a coincidence

 

[Noirulus]

Stouffer's in general make some pretty great frozen food. Too bad I've sworn off frozen food as their crustini is to die for ;_;

 

[DaFish]

It is

 

[rainking187]

I used to like it until they changed the cooking directions, I've got to cook it in the microwave and then put it in the oven? That's a lot more effort than I feel a small frozen French bread pizza is worth.

 

[Nokagi]

Just bought a box of these today due to this thread and I gotta say you're alright with me OP, you're all right.

 

[Snkfanatic]

They aren't to bad but I get hardcore heartburn from them so I stopped.

 

[CHusson91]

The roads are horrible due to the snow we just got, but I really want to try these. Should I make the trek to the grochery store? Hm.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

I used to like it until they changed the cooking directions, I've got to cook it in the microwave and then put it in the oven? That's a lot more effort than I feel a small frozen French bread pizza is worth.

That's just a suggestion for shorter cooking time that doesn't come out like a wet newspaper.

Real chefs still put it in the oven for a half hour.

 

[Seanspeed]

I prefer this:

The sauce isn't nearly as good.

Love some Stouffer's French Bread Pizza. Only $2.50 at Walmart, too.

My quick-cook method:

- Turn toaster oven on, on 'toast' setting. Stick frozen pizza in microwave for 1 minute. Then throw it in the toaster oven for 3 minutes. Comes out perfectly every time.

If making 2, use 1:30 in the microwave and 3:30 in the toaster oven.

Super quick as there's no preheating necessary, really.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Do you want to take these to the next level?

Add a swirl of this stuff across each piece:

 

[Clydefrog]

I like to make english muffin pizzas

 

[ViperVisor]

Palermo's Primo Thin Ultra-Thin Crust Special Edition Pepperoni

 

[Seanspeed]

Do you want to take these to the next level?

Add a swirl of this stuff across each piece:

Ew.

BBQ sauce for the basis of a pizza can be alright, but as a condiment? :/

I like to make english muffin pizzas

I remember making these in Home Living in high school.

 

[Snkfanatic]

Do you want to take these to the next level?

Add a swirl of this stuff across each piece:

Replace the BBQ with french or catalina dressing...then we can talk.

 

[nicoga3000]

Palermo's Primo Thin Ultra-Thin Crust Special Edition Pepperoni

Too many words.

 

[phosphor112]

making homemade ones of those is great.

 

[3N16MA]

I like to make english muffin pizzas

Same. Just pop them in the toaster oven and done.

 

[Nokagi]

Palermo's Primo Thin Ultra-Thin Crust Special Edition Pepperoni

"special edition" pizza? Marketing gone crazy.

 

[DJ_Lae]

I don't think I've ever seen it up here.

I have tried Delissio/Digiorno's garlic bread pizza, though, and that stuff is shit. I mean, their regular pizza is edible, but the garlic bread stuff is way too bready and it's not a good bread. It's like eating styrofoam.

 

[Milchjon]

I like to make english muffin pizzas

I made something like this when I had some bolognese left over. I felt like the junk food king of the world.

 

[kehs]

I'd rather eat papa johns.

 

[gryz]

my fiancee and I pioneered the technique of putting fried cheese sticks on top of frozen cheese pizzas. you should try it.

 

[lil smoke]

Yes that stuff goes a long way, first few years after college, working late everyday trying to get up the ladder, no money.... this is what you pick up at the corner store for dinner at 1AM.

No dishes, just a piece of foil and you're done.

The only nasty brand is Elios. The others all do fine.

 

[Choke on the Magic]

Could you cook one of these on a pizza pizzaz?

 

[MoeGamer]

Red Baron, by the case from Sam's Club. Nothing like two in the toaster over when you're too lazy to get real pizza.

Could go for a few now in fact...