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Summer 2013 Anime Thread Zero: grown men playing with dolls/who but WB Masochism

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Strike Witches 11

See? This is never a good idea.
Getting rid of your main army to use your new weapon based on your enemies that is autonomous to boot?
You get what's coming to you. OrussiaxSuomus strong as ever. Now to watch the ending which I reckon will be pretty predictable but that doesn't mean it won't be fun!
A low amount of butts. High quality ones however.

Why do none of the girls ever were any thing other than their knickers? Why are there so many panty shots? Why do some of them have tails? These questions must be answered.
 

Theonik

Member
Hmm, all the student council generals incorporate the "symbolic vagina" in their designs but the president does not.
No need when they have literal vaginas.

Why do none of the girls ever were any thing other than their knickers? Why are there so many panty shots? Why do some of them have tails? These questions must be answered.
I have no idea about why they don't wear pants but they consider their knickers to be pants so I can only assume that's how things work in the Strike Witchesverse. Therefore it's not embarrassing. As for the pantyshots and ass shots which I've taken upon me to document. (well more the ass-shots) they can mostly be pinned down to the visionary director behind this show.
Oh and all the witches have animal ears and tails. They grow then when they power up hence why they aren't in every shot.
 

Hitokage

Setec Astronomer
Ojamajo Doremi # 30

Ugh, the earlier sumo ep was pushing it, but I guess it's finally happened: This show has delivered a bad episode.

Started so well, too. I mean, the opening teaser was total :sdburton bait and everything, but the girls just couldn't leave well enough alone.
 

cajunator

Banned
I'd just like to remind everyone the Mecha OT is a thing now, and I'm really stoked. Been having some good participation and all. Thanks to all who've come on down.

Thanks Corvy kun. Thread looks good.
nice work on it.

Fantasista Doll First Impression:

Cardcaptor-esque with very cute girls instead of clow spirits. Cute character designs. I have no idea what is going on but it's got decently animated fight scenes. Will continue to watch to see if it's worth keeping in my summer anime schedule.

Gonna watch this today sometime!

School Days - 01
Huh. This seemed innocent and a bit funny enough. Curious to see what happens next, given the ending. :eek:

IT BEGINS AGAIN.
 

BGBW

Maturity, bitches.
I misnamed Dick Spikes. He is actually Dick Trident. My apologies, Mr.Trident.
You should be. If you met someone called Dick Trident you'd think "well hello there" but Dick Spikes makes you think "I don't want to risk internal bleeding. Good day."
 

Regulus Tera

Romanes Eunt Domus
Been checking since the past days old Kamikaze Douga collaborations, and I came to remember this Namie Amuro music video:

Defend Love -MUSIC VDEO- / 安室奈美恵(Namie Amuro) - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RML1zZZcIi8
This reminds me of those old Korn music videos that were entirely animated, except that the music isn't total crap and the visuals do not make me want to barf.
 

ponpo

( ≖‿≖)
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I see.
 

Episode the Fifth

At this point, it must be painfully clear to all members of the audience that Kyube is NOT a good guy. Maybe the Witches really are evil, but Kyube isn't any better. Oh, sure, the Angels posed a significant threat to mankind in Evangelion, but was Gendo really better than them?

Kyube's groping a young girl's spirit. THE DEVIL HIMSELF, I tell ya.

Green is being hella chill about having woken up in a seedy as hell warehouse with a bunch of strangers. This is why Satan doesn't want her soul. She prolly sold it to a meth-head back in the fifth grade for a Snickers.

All this youthful hubris will lead Blue to one of the following ends: 1)losing her head to a clip art demon. 2)getting elected class president while her demon-riddled not-boyfriend valvrapes the class idol.

Drinking game: take a shot every time Madoka smiles that isn't part of the OP. You will consume less liquor than a Prohibitionist. JEEZ BLUE, you got ONE WISH in exchange for your soul, ONE WISH, and what do you waste it on? Some other guy's hands.



This fucking kid didn't even apologize to her. I hate you, violin boy. I really do. Kyube, meanwhile, is being evasive as fuck about Black. Poor Red is gonna get her ass handed to her by Blue, and you can tell that Kyube's trying to warn her, except not really. Kyube don't care.

Also, way to like, not warn Blue at all, Kyube. And now you're back to invading Madoka's mind. DEMON. "It can't be stopped"? BULLSHIT. YOU DIRTY RAT CABBIT. This is only happening because you didn't warn Blue it would happen. You could've stopped this, but instead you're using it to try and ensnare Madoka in your scary demon game.

I'm on to you, you creep.

He's getting to the point where things slowly start to get revealed. So excited.
 

cajunator

Banned
Day Break Illusion 1

I liked this first episode. Dark enough while keeping a somewhat "cute" appearance. The char design could have been better though.
When the cousin (or at least I think Fuyuna is Akari's cousin?)
dies and then the day repeats without her
I felt sad. It's like
she was deleted.

I feel like this show wont be as effective in Madoka's wake. Its very up front with how grimdark it is so theres no tone shift really. Its still cute and interesting.

Why are you looking at a dogs butthole?

This reminds me of the hilarious scene with the cat in Tsukuyomi Moonphase.

School Days - 02

Looking up porn mags IN THE MIDDLE OF A DATE, stringing along your girlfriend, continuously failing in your interactions with the opposite sex, and waiting by the bus stop into the night for said girl, whom you have no doubt frightened. Our hero, that Makoto. :D

Also, solving your friend's fears of sexual harassment by groping her. Smooth, Saionji. :p

...This has been interesting.

It continues :D
 

BGBW

Maturity, bitches.
If you see someone with a Vita make sure they don't have a little sister.

If you see someone with a 3DS why are you hiding in the room of a recluse you creep?
 
No need when they have literal vaginas.


I have no idea about why they don't wear pants but they consider their knickers to be pants so I can only assume that's how things work in the Strike Witchesverse. Therefore it's not embarrassing. As for the pantyshots and ass shots which I've taken upon me to document. (well more the ass-shots) they can mostly be pinned down to the visionary director behind this show.
Oh and all the witches have animal ears and tails. They grow then when they power up hence why they aren't in every shot.

So if they consider their knicks to be their pants then technically they never wear underwear. Director knows his audience for sure. Do the male characters just wear boxers/briefs?
 
School Days - 02

Looking up porn mags IN THE MIDDLE OF A DATE, stringing along your girlfriend, continuously failing in your interactions with the opposite sex, and waiting by the bus stop into the night for said girl, whom you have no doubt frightened. Our hero, that Makoto. :D

Also, solving your friend's fears of sexual harassment by groping her. Smooth, Saionji. :p

...This has been interesting.

Oh dear, looks like both of us are in for a wild ride with this show.
 

cnet128

Banned
RyougaSaotome already covered most of this, but my quick translations of the Kill la Kill character descriptions:

Matoi Ryuuko
A girl who transferred into Honnouji Academy.
She carries a giant half-scissor blade, and is searching for the other half.

Kiryuuin Satsuki
The Student Council President who rules over Honnouji Academy through fear and military strength.
She wears her beloved sword "縛斬" at her hip.
(I have no idea how that sword name should be pronounced, have we had any info on that anywhere? "Shibaki", maybe? "Bakuzan"? It means "restraining slice".)

Sanageyama Uzu (Good to have confirmation on how that name should be divided...)
One of the "Four Heavenly Emperors" of the Student Council.
As Chief Sports Club Executive, he is responsible for athletic clubs such as the Tennis Club and the Boxing Club.

Inumuta Houka
One of the "Four Heavenly Emperors" of the Student Council.
He analyses everything in detail, and achieves optimal results with a minimum of effort. Serves as both Student Council Treasurer and Chief Information Strategy Executive.

Gamagoori Ira
One of the "Four Heavenly Emperors" of the Student Council.
Has sworn an oath of absolute allegiance to Satsuki. As Chief Disciplinary Executive, he brings rebellious students into line.

Jakuzure Nonon
The lone female among the "Four Heavenly Emperors" of the Student Council.
As Chief Cultural Club Executive, she is responsible for non-athletic clubs such as the Biology Club and the Horticultural Club.


Watamote>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oreimo
Tomoko>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kirino

Can't agree with you on either of those counts, sorry.

(Watamote and Tomoko are still great though.)
 
If you see someone with a Vita make sure they don't have a little sister.

If you see someone with a 3DS why are you hiding in the room of a recluse you creep?

Are you saying I shouldn't get a Vita because I have a little sister? I need to know which handheld people on the tube are going to judge me less for.
 

Theonik

Member
So if they consider their knicks to be their pants then technically they never wear underwear. Director knows his audience for sure. Do the male characters just wear boxers/briefs?
That is correct yes, I suppose with the exception of a few witches that wear tights and one with shirt + pants + stockings.
And of course all the male officers wear trousers. That would be absurd!

3DS turns you into a hikikomori creep. Naruhodo.
 

BGBW

Maturity, bitches.
Are you saying I shouldn't get a Vita because I have a little sister? I need to know which handheld people on the tube are going to judge me less for.
Yes I am, but if you incest on getting one don't blame me if you're disowned by your parents.

Buy a cheap Chinese Android phone that no one has heard of. It's the only way to be safe from preconceptions.
 

Nudull

Banned
I'm curious why you would want to stop halfway?

The show starts slow, but accelerates throughout. It's best to roll with it.

Yeah, I agree with this.

I had a fear of getting fatigued from marathoning too much, but I'll take Hito's word for it.

Anyway,

School Days - 05

Amazing, School Days.
You basically had your main character up and rape someone behind his girlfriend's back last episode, and you still managed to throw in the fanservice. Your evil knows no bounds.

Jesus Christ, Makoto, for once in your life, keep in your pants. >.>

Ah, never has a kiss in the rain scene been so frustrating and creepy beyond belief.

Aaaand here we go again. These two... :/
 
Glass Fleet 5

Is Ralph Vetty's girlfriend? Is Ralph a girl? Is Michelle? Is Cleo? Is ANYONE?

This show is so . . . I don't . . . I can't . . . man, why am I watching this? Such a bad show. Its one benefit is that there are some goofy character designs. Oh, and Luci Christian.

If you read the LN you would know everyones gender!
 

Articalys

Member
You inverted the colors when the website's main color theme is red/white on black? Sacrilege.

it does make it a bit easier to see the key art with a white background
 

cajunator

Banned
Little Witch Academia

I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!

That was the best thing I've seen in quite a while. I now fully understand the hype surrounding Trigger, and I'm so glad there is a sequel in the works for LWA. I'm am now officially super hyped for Kill la Kill!

Welcome to the LWA fanclub! Choose your team!


Episode the Fifth

At this point, it must be painfully clear to all members of the audience that Kyube is NOT a good guy. Maybe the Witches really are evil, but Kyube isn't any better. Oh, sure, the Angels posed a significant threat to mankind in Evangelion, but was Gendo really better than them?

Kyube's groping a young girl's spirit. THE DEVIL HIMSELF, I tell ya.

Green is being hella chill about having woken up in a seedy as hell warehouse with a bunch of strangers. This is why Satan doesn't want her soul. She prolly sold it to a meth-head back in the fifth grade for a Snickers.

All this youthful hubris will lead Blue to one of the following ends: 1)losing her head to a clip art demon. 2)getting elected class president while her demon-riddled not-boyfriend valvrapes the class idol.

Drinking game: take a shot every time Madoka smiles that isn't part of the OP. You will consume less liquor than a Prohibitionist. JEEZ BLUE, you got ONE WISH in exchange for your soul, ONE WISH, and what do you waste it on? Some other guy's hands.



This fucking kid didn't even apologize to her. I hate you, violin boy. I really do. Kyube, meanwhile, is being evasive as fuck about Black. Poor Red is gonna get her ass handed to her by Blue, and you can tell that Kyube's trying to warn her, except not really. Kyube don't care.

Also, way to like, not warn Blue at all, Kyube. And now you're back to invading Madoka's mind. DEMON. "It can't be stopped"? BULLSHIT. YOU DIRTY RAT CABBIT. This is only happening because you didn't warn Blue it would happen. You could've stopped this, but instead you're using it to try and ensnare Madoka in your scary demon game.

I'm on to you, you creep.

This episode really got the ball rolling.
not much can be said without spoilers othdr than keep going!

School Days - 03-04
There's no going back after episode 4's ending, is there? Just...holy shit, Makoto. On a different note, things seem to be getting a little bit darker, especially with the hinting about with Katsura in episode 3 and Saionji's growing creepiness. Also, this show is slowly getting more lewd and annoying with it's fanservice, but it's still fun to riff on it all...for the most part. Let's see how this goes. >.>

Reading these impression is just as fun as watching the show.
 

Episode the Fifth

At this point, it must be painfully clear to all members of the audience that Kyube is NOT a good guy. Maybe the Witches really are evil, but Kyube isn't any better. Oh, sure, the Angels posed a significant threat to mankind in Evangelion, but was Gendo really better than them?

Kyube's groping a young girl's spirit. THE DEVIL HIMSELF, I tell ya.

Green is being hella chill about having woken up in a seedy as hell warehouse with a bunch of strangers. This is why Satan doesn't want her soul. She prolly sold it to a meth-head back in the fifth grade for a Snickers.

All this youthful hubris will lead Blue to one of the following ends: 1)losing her head to a clip art demon. 2)getting elected class president while her demon-riddled not-boyfriend valvrapes the class idol.

Drinking game: take a shot every time Madoka smiles that isn't part of the OP. You will consume less liquor than a Prohibitionist. JEEZ BLUE, you got ONE WISH in exchange for your soul, ONE WISH, and what do you waste it on? Some other guy's hands.



This fucking kid didn't even apologize to her. I hate you, violin boy. I really do. Kyube, meanwhile, is being evasive as fuck about Black. Poor Red is gonna get her ass handed to her by Blue, and you can tell that Kyube's trying to warn her, except not really. Kyube don't care.

Also, way to like, not warn Blue at all, Kyube. And now you're back to invading Madoka's mind. DEMON. "It can't be stopped"? BULLSHIT. YOU DIRTY RAT CABBIT. This is only happening because you didn't warn Blue it would happen. You could've stopped this, but instead you're using it to try and ensnare Madoka in your scary demon game.

I'm on to you, you creep.

Man reading your impression I just thought of the most inane stupid joke, but it is kind of a spoiler.

Edit: and stupid
 
Danganronpa - 01

Interesting first episode. Going to hold off from picking a favorite to save myself from raging in the future.
There is something for you in there BUT there are so many twists before it that you're better off not picking a favorite indeed.

The World God Only Knows - Goddesses Arc - 1:

Jesus, just how much manga material did they skip in order to start the show here? I feel completely lost, even though I watched the first two seasons of this show.

Well anyways, Keima's back and all is right with the world!

YOu should watch the tenri oavs at least for this stuff to make sense ( even if they skipped plenty of things , the tenri oav is required for this season )
 
Dokidoki? Precure 23
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You know, I thought that they were done with the hyper-feminine-heteronormative transformations once they went to the cellphones, but I guess not. Although that lipstick is fucking ridiculous. :p
(Also, I guess eye shadow doesn't count as part of the :madpierrot fetish?)

The weird thing is that in Cure Ace form, Kugiloli actually sounds like a grown woman (inasmuch as you can only hear hints of kugiloli trying to come out) but they make her go full kugiloli when she's in her civilian form. Why bother?

And I suppose Cure Ace is the haxxor character similar to that one character in Heartcatch?
I don't really have a problem with kugiloli .. but i understand your complains.

As for the haxxor level :

1) Milky rose ( yes precure 5 gogo )
2) Cure Ace ( dokidoki precure )
3) Cure moonlight ( heartcatch pretty cure )

All 3 are overpowered , but curemoonlight met a point were she was caught up by the rest, something that didn't happen with milky rose and that i don't see happen ( yet ) with cure ace ...but with mana being haxxor already .... it might .

Kill-la-Kill stuff!

Some basic info for the four heavenly kings.

Uzu Sanageyama is in charge of athletic clubs like Tennis and Boxing.

Houka Inumuta is in charge of the budget and likes analyzing shit hardcore. He's in charge of tactical information and the like.

Ira Gamagoori is in charge of the morals committee. He swears absolute loyalty to Satsuki.

Nonon Jakuzure in charge of the culture clubs.

I'm intrested .
Why was my school life , nothing like this ?

Watamote>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oreimo
I wouldn't go that far yet .
Tomoko>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kirino
I agree with you.
 

Hitokage

Setec Astronomer
Ojamajo Doremi # 31

Excellent recovery. Squeezed in pretty much everything that makes this show what it is, even new plastic!
 
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