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Sweet Kirby merch from Sears (NSFW)

This seems like a good place to post this, it's from an official Nintendo mailing:

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One thing i just realized is that the picture explains why Dedede is after Kirby. the Waddle dees just can't get the job done the right way.
 
By the way, doing Google search results brought another page that sells the "drooling Dedede" products. Obviously nsfw.

Twittering "dedede" brings up shocked results. :lol
 
What happened to that guy who wanted a videogame necktie? Found one for him. Assuming they're selling ties of this. I'm not going to check.
 
Billychu said:
What happened to that guy who wanted a videogame necktie? Found one for him. Assuming they're selling ties of this. I'm not going to check.
They don't. :( I bet Luigison's chemistry students would have loved it too.

Tyeforce said:
Heh, I found the source image, lol.
I was gonna say "Deviantart?" but then I remembered they had some crackdown on porn or something.
 
Nome said:
Can someone explain what's going on in that pic? No troll, I can't tell what he's doing.
Raping Waddle Dees. Or having consensual sex with them. I didn't look close enough.
 
Nome said:
Can someone explain what's going on in that pic? No troll, I can't tell what he's doing.

Dedede is fucking a waddle dee. The pink thing is his penis and the waddle dee is struggling so its not only Dedede on Waddledee porn fanart being sold by Sears on a ton of merch...its Dedede RAPE fantasy porn being sold on a ton of merch by Sears.

By someone a clock as a gag.

EDIT: Screw that... buy them the heartshaped charm bracelet for a gag. LOL!
 
Reversed said:
I just thought of DDD's drooling face replacing the angry one. :lol


And apparently I can't enter on Sears' webpage. At all. :|

Already screenshotted for posterity GAF. Wife is compiling shots of all 4 pages of merch with this shit on it. Legendary moment preserved forever.
 
NotebookJ2 said:
That is one amazing wife you have.

You're damn right! I married the woman who created the Derp Megaman image! The original posting of it was here on GAF BTW.

Top Tier Wife confirmed.
 
Hahahaha! One of the items is a glasses cleaning cloth. Imagine having some normal conversation with somebody, then they pull that image out on a cloth to clean their glasses in front of you.
 
Jive Turkey said:
I was gonna say "Deviantart?" but then I remembered they had some crackdown on porn or something.
Yeah, no, you won't find that on deviantART, lol.
But the deviantART-like site for furries... ;D
 
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