GremlinInTheMachine
Banned
It's so overwrought and facile that it sounds like it was written by a 14-year-old girl who goes to outdoor cafes and writers in her journal.
Here's a sample from the last trailer:
Piercing eyes and sensitive souls? How can they not realize their writing is atrocious? Have they never read anything besides X-Men comicbooks and D&D novels?
At least "All your base are belong to us." is unintentionally funny and therefore has a saving grace.
Fire your writers, you Canadian hicks.
Here's a sample from the last trailer:
"We identified the ship that touched down on Edan Prime. There is power in creation. To shape a life, turn it towards happiness or despair."
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"How did you end up serving on an Alliance ship?"
"I enlisted right out of med school. Earth always seemed boring to me. Too safe, too secure. I figured the colonies were teaming with exotic adventure. I wanted to travel the stars, tending the wounds of tough soldiers with piercing eyes and sensitive souls."
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"You all know the mission and what is at stake. I have come to trust each of you with my life. But I've also heard murmurs of discontent. I share your concerns. We are trained for espionage. We would be legends, but the records are sealed."
Piercing eyes and sensitive souls? How can they not realize their writing is atrocious? Have they never read anything besides X-Men comicbooks and D&D novels?
At least "All your base are belong to us." is unintentionally funny and therefore has a saving grace.
Fire your writers, you Canadian hicks.