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[pakkit]

Change your avatar, Goatse porn is bannable I think.

P.S. I'm offended.

EDIT: Polyhedron is so gay, but he don't even like boys.

I can always rely on Katy Perry to give me the best insults.

I'M PREEMPTIVELY OFFENDED IF YOU'RE NOT OFFENDED BY MY COMMENT.

 

[Jinfash]

I love you... with all my heart.

 

[polyh3dron]

Change your avatar, Goatse porn is bannable I think.

P.S. I'm offended.

EDIT: Polyhedron is so gay, but he don't even like boys.

I can always rely on Katy Perry to give me the best insults.

I'M PREEMPTIVELY OFFENDED IF YOU'RE NOT OFFENDED BY MY COMMENT.

Your avatar is porn too, MDK's cape is positioning itself to anally rape him.

 

[Crayon]

Your avatar is porn too, MDK's cape is positioning itself to anally rape him.

He has a name and it's not "mdk" you ignoramus.

 

[Greatness Gone]

You're so gay that you make White Bitch look straight.

Your happy-go-lucky attitude makes me want to slice you up into little pieces and bake you at 350 degrees with lemons and herbs.

I want to vomit in your asshole and call you Maggie.

I want to take a huge dump on your forehead and eat it afterwards.

 

[G-Pink]

Your avatar is porn too, MDK's cape is positioning itself to anally rape him.

Anal rape is NOT FUNNY. Of all the insensitive things to say to anyone, you've picked a traumatic experience that both men and women have been subjected to. I hope you feel proud of yourself for your blaspheming you snogglecock.

 

[Crayon]

You're so gay that you make White Bitch look straight.

Your happy-go-lucky attitude makes me want to slice you up into little pieces and bake you at 350 degrees with lemons and herbs.

I want to vomit in your asshole and call you Maggie.

I want to take a huge dump on your forehead and eat it afterwards.

oh jesus you again.

i call time out. this guy actually offends me.

 

[Greatness Gone]

I want to fuck your father, kill him, and piss directly into his throat.

I want to subject you to 50 hours of man on dolphin porn.

Drinking your organs out of a huge straw planted in your anus sounds like soooo much fun.

If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen, biatch.

 

[morningbus]

I want to fuck your father, kill him, and piss directly into his throat.

I want to subject you to 50 hours of man on dolphin porn.

Drinking your organs out of a huge straw planted in your anus sounds like soooo much fun.

If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen, biatch.

I'm not offended. I just feel sorry for you.

I hope, one day, you'll look back at this and realize this is when you hit rock bottom.

I'll pray for you.

 

[Jinfash]

It's so good to see you, come here so I can give you a friendly hug... your mom is a classy lady.

Spoiler

*HIGH FIVE GG*

 

[Crayon]

If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen, biatch.

If by heat you mean that fleshy lipstick you call a penis and by kitchen you mean this thread and by biatch you me Crayon, Sir then gladly.

See your round YOUR HIGHNESS.

 

[xsarien]

If by heat you mean that fleshy lipstick you call a penis and by kitchen you mean this thread and by biatch you me Crayon, Sir then gladly.

See your round YOUR HIGHNESS.

If you were a real crayon your color would be FAIL.

 

[Spider Silva]

If by heat you mean that fleshy lipstick you call a penis and by kitchen you mean this thread and by biatch you me Crayon, Sir then gladly.

See your round YOUR HIGHNESS.

Like you have room to talk. Your name is CRAYON. Go sign your "bring back Indiana Red Crayola" online petition or something since you don't have a real life.

 

[Rewrite]

Like you have room to talk. Your name is CRAYON. Go sign your "bring back Indiana Red Crayola" online petition or something since you don't have a real life.

I dare you to make a thread.

 

[joey_z]

If by heat you mean that fleshy lipstick you call a penis and by kitchen you mean this thread and by biatch you me Crayon, Sir then gladly.

See your round YOUR HIGHNESS.

Yeah well when I'm done with you the only crayon left will be from the remains of the ember I delivered to your mother in vietnam while your dad was fighting against make up artist with my dick.

 

[pakkit]

Dolphin porn? I like where this thread is headed.

::buys lotion::

Yeah well when I'm done with you the only crayon left will be from the remains of the ember I delivered to your mother in vietnam while your dad was fighting against make up artist with my dick.

Could you be more painfully offensive? I can't believe you brought make-up artists into this!

 

[Jinfash]

If by heat you mean that fleshy lipstick you call a penis and by kitchen you mean this thread and by biatch you me Crayon, Sir then gladly.

See your round YOUR HIGHNESS.

pfffft.. "Crayon".

EDIT: beaten :lol

 

[xsarien]

pfffft.. "Crayon".

EDIT: beaten :lol

You're beating off to Crayon? Do you go to school with him too?

 

[Spider Silva]

You're beating off to Crayon? Do you go to school with him too?

Like you have room to talk. I bet you were the loser who bought the 350 count box of crayons with like 4 sharpeners on the back for school supplies so your mommy made sure you were prepared. Go organize your trapper keeper nerd.

 

[Jinfash]

forgive me god for I have sinned.

 

[Greatness Gone]

Your mother's dismembered tits caressing my penis sounds so delightful.

I'm going to throatfuck you so hard that my penis will fall off and get stuck in your esophagus.

I want to burn your sister's vagina in the middle of nowhere and masturbate, climaxing at her loudest shriek for help.

 

[joey_z]

Like you have room to talk. I bet you were the loser who bought the 350 count box of crayons with like 4 sharpeners on the back for school supplies so your mommy made sure you were prepared. Go organize your trapper keeper nerd.

How the fuck do you get off talking about his mom like that when your mom used to get sardines rubbed against her body before she got her lunch from her uncle Ted.

 

[joey_z]

Your mother's dismembered tits caressing my penis sounds so delightful.

I'm going to throatfuck you so hard that my penis will fall off and get stuck in your esophagus.

I want to burn your sister's vagina in the middle of nowhere and masturbate, climaxing at her loudest shriek for help.

Wow.

 

[xsarien]

This thread needs to be renamed 'Greatness Gone jerks off to the last post in the thread.'

 

[pakkit]

This thread needs to be renamed 'Greatness Gone commits account suicide for the nth time.'

Fixed, but I'm offended that I had to fix it for you.

 

[layzie1989]

I'm offended by the fact that you posted at exactly 1:00 AM board time. That's a shitty way to go about posting on these boards, don't you think? Posting at such even times...

 

[Crayon]

I'm offended by the fact that you posted at exactly 1:00 AM board time. That's a shitty way to go about posting on these boards, don't you think? Posting at such even times...

and im offended that you would flagrantly flaunt your youth in your handle. its past your bedtime, whelp.

 

[Greatness Gone]

Is that my dog, or the sound of your grandmother sobbing as hired lesbian midgets fuck her with knife strap-ons in my backyard?

 

[roosters93]

I love you all.

 

[Mik2121]

I love you all.

I BET YOU DO, FAG.

 

[joey_z]

I'm offended by the fact that you posted at exactly 1:00 AM board time. That's a shitty way to go about posting on these boards, don't you think? Posting at such even times...

I'm offended that you think American time is the board time.

 

[Greatness Gone]

Your brother is a size queen, which is level 7 on the gay chart of hell.

I like your mom, well, at least, when she's not making any noise as I get two dogs to fuck her while she's overdosed on sleeping pills.

 

[xsarien]

Your brother is a size queen, which is level 7 on the gay chart of hell.

I like your mom, well, at least, when she's not making any noise as I get two dogs to fuck her while she's overdosed on sleeping pills.

I'm offended that you're not even trying anymore.

 

[Crayon]

Your brother is a size queen, which is level 7 on the gay chart of hell.

I like your mom, well, at least, when she's not making any noise as I get two dogs to fuck her while she's overdosed on sleeping pills.

god damn you can't even do this right.

 

[AlternativeUlster]

Your brother is a size queen, which is level 7 on the gay chart of hell.

I like your mom, well, at least, when she's not making any noise as I get two dogs to fuck her while she's overdosed on sleeping pills.

Since all homosexuals are child molestors, you are a child molestor.

 

[avcables]

Since all homosexuals are child molestors, you are a child molestor.

I take offense to this comment, myself being a child molester.

 

[Buckethead]

Since all homosexuals are child molestors, you are a child molestor.

Only a child molesting homosexual would know that, you big queen!! Stay away from my chickens, you will change them and convert them into your world of rainbows and scented lubes.

(I'm so far in the closet I wear a bucket on my head)

 

[PapiShasho]

You committed a hate crime against the world by allowing yourself to be born.

Don't be rude, asshole.

 

[Greatness Gone]

I'm kind of stuck because insults delving into gay hate crimes are probably a no-no here.

 

[Mistouze]

Don't be rude, asshole.

Don't be so precious, prick.

 

[GodfatherX]

Don't be so precious, prick.

did you just use the word previous and prick in the same sentence?

 

[Tashi]

did you just use the word previous and prick in the same sentence?

what the fuck do you care? Dumb fuck!

 

[JimiNutz]

what the fuck do you care? Dumb fuck!

Hey dickwad mind the fucking language! No need to drop the f bomb every 10 seconds you insensitive prick. My little boy don't need to be reading that kind of language every time he comes on this board. Fucking cunt.

Oh yeah and WTF is up with your goddamn avatar?! I don't give a fuck if you're into anal fisting gayboy, but keep that shit in the bedroom. Asswipe!

 

[duckroll]

Okay guys, this is not a good cure for boredom/insomnia.