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[ItWasMeantToBe19]

CRUZ: Every one of us knew bullies in elementary school. Bullies don't come from strength, bullies come from weakness. Bullies come from a deep, yawning cavern of insecurity. There is a reason Donald builds giant buildings and puts his name on them everywhere he goes.

Dig at Trump's penis size (ala Rubio), or no?

Argument for: Cruz's campaign is obsessed with Trump's penis:

A state chairman for Ted Cruz’s presidential campaign suggested Tuesday that gender is the only thing separating GOP rival Donald Trump from Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton.

"Ted Cruz is going to do very well tonight. He will outperform expectations like he always does," Steve Lonegan said of Tuesday's Indiana primary during a CNN interview.

"I don’t believe the conservative base of this party is ready to throw everything over to Donald Trump," Lonegan, Cruz's New Jersey chairman, continued. "In essence, we’re not going to nominate Hillary Clinton with a penis."

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/278539-cruz-surrogate-trump-just-hillary-clinton-with-a-penis

 

[John Dunbar]

worked for rubio so well, so why not?

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Cruz Dick on the double feature screen
Trump dick straight to DVD

 

[The Artisan]

 

[PBY]

lmao you never go full rubio

 

[BennyBlanco]

Can we get a Ted Cruz OT or something? If there's gonna be a thread for every stupid thing that comes out of his mouth there would be dozens of topics a week.

 

[Hamster Plugin]

Well, Trump said in that one debate that even though he has small hands, he has something else that is big.

Penis size is important for Republican voters now.

 

[B-Dubs]

He went full Rubio?

You never go full Rubio!

 

[Arnie7]

Greatest election of all time.

 

[John Kowalski]

I think he's implying that Trump has a fragile ego.

But i guess in men speak that means having a little dick.

 

[Paskil]

The circle of life is complete.

 

[echoshifting]

That's some good bait. No way The Donald won't bite.

 

[IAmAnAgnostic]

So uh, taking that upcoming loss well Ted?

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

The reality that he will soon have to hold a giant L over his head given to him by a real estate mogul on the national stage is just eating his brain.

 

[JadedWriter]

This fucking election. It's like having a bunch of 8th graders running for class president.

 

[entremet]

This is the how low we're going?

 

[echoshifting]

This is the how low we're going?

Not that low apparently

 

[j_k_redtail]

This again?

 

[jon bones]

Can we get a Ted Cruz OT or something? If there's gonna be a thread for every stupid thing that comes out of his mouth there would be dozens of topics a week.

Aren't you pro-Trump? I'd imagine you'd be all for this.

 

[JCX]

This is the how low we're going?

Clearly not that low if Cruz' claim is true.

 

[old manatee]

Wait until he finds out that his running mate doesn't even have a pee pee!

 

[JordanN]

Cruz missile.

 

[Chezzymann]

This is the how low we're going?

10 FEET LOWER!

 

[Veritigo_X]

He's having a meltdown today. There's no coming back from this.

 

[FO-totality]

These men are acting like children to get a chance to sit in the highest seat in the land.

Jesus Christ.

 

[Griss]

Where is the implication there? I'm not seeing it whatsoever.

Sounds like it's in the minds of those listening, rather than what he's transmitting, which is a simple 'He's insecure about his wealth / status' message.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

This is the how low we're going?

I mean, Rubio already went this low before two months ago.

Where is the implication there? I'm not seeing it whatsoever.

Trump is compensating for something.

 

[Azure Dream]

Trump's going to whip it out on-stage at this point, isn't he?


And then someone will spot it had the exact same size and texture of a popular fake...

 

[Patapwn]

Next up,

Lyin' Little Ted

 

[j0hnnix]

This week the season finale - The fall of Ted Cruz.... Watch as a man falls from the heavens into the dark abyss.

 

[DragonSworne]

But can he pronounce choker? C-H-O-K-E-R

 

[giga]

This is the how low we're going?

Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?

 

[Spring Drive]

If candidates stopped insulting each other you guys would be bored and wouldn't talk about the campaign

 

[Tugatrix]

Zodiac strikes back

 

[BennyBlanco]

Aren't you pro-Trump? I'd imagine you'd be all for this.

Uhhh no?

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Can we get a Ted Cruz OT or something? If there's gonna be a thread for every stupid thing that comes out of his mouth there would be dozens of topics a week.

Ignore them? Don't make them bigger by posting in them? Get over them?

Spoiler

Drumpf

 

[Byakuya769]

Didn't work the first time because Rubio is short. Cruz got this.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Is this going to turn into a literal dick measuring contest? Please say yes.

 

[GraveRobberX]

Cruz hasn't seen The Donald's HUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGEEEE Hands like Rubio has

Hence Rubio not being in the race anymore
Cruz gonna get handed a big something, a Big L, just like Donald's dick shape

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

Zodiac strikes back

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo gooood bwhahhahahaahhahaah I get this

 

[HStallion]

I really hope Cruz or Trump stuff a big sock down their pant leg or maybe a Cucumber when they saunter on stage for their next big event. Don't even mention it but stand in a way that leaves it apparent to the audience.

 

[DrFunk]

oh my god this is so entertaining

 

[Mechanized]

So what I'm reading here is that Ted Cruz just conceded?

 

[Tugatrix]

I figure Trump wouldn't be shameless to pull the pants down before his supporters

 

[JadedWriter]

This week the season finale - The fall of Ted Cruz.... Watch as a man falls from the heavens into the dark abyss.

Fiorina has already done this for him.

 

[Salty Rice]

Oh boy i dont wanna know why Ted Cruz has this information.

 

[Chezzymann]

Oh boy i dont wanna know why Ted Cruz has this information.

There was rumors he had an affair right?

 

[ZombiePlatypus]

If this leads to "leaked" horrendous Trump nudes that terrorize the poor masses, my life will be complete.

 

[studyguy]

This will be the hundredth time we have destroyed the faith of the American electorate through penis jokes, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

 

[cdyhybrid]

It was obvious after taking one look at his tiny hands.