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Telling a girl she has a mustache

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dress up like this:

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then when she asks you what the hell you're doing, say "imitating you".
 
lovelyarsenic said:
while were on the topic of facial hair..

how would one go about telling a guy he needs to get rid of his fcuking unibrow??
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I've got a slight unibrow going, I hate it. Take a shaver to it once in a while :/
 
J2 Cool said:
:lol :lol :lol Bump this thread for simply that! And lovelyarsenic, just tell him he has a unibrow, and if he cries, tell him he's gay too. Simple as that. But then they're usually a very clean people anyway, so he's likely not a "fag".
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I know, it's wonderful, isn't it? :D
 
Dude just get her to drink some milk and be like "Nice milk mustache" and let her look in the mirror and see the hair for herself. Noob.
 
That L'Oreal one is one of the funniest photoshops I've ever seen. I was walking to class and started laughing out loud when I thought of it. :lol :lol
 
Sorry I had to bump this thread but MAN, I almost got in so much trouble for telling a girl. She IMed me with a message like this

"find me the world record for longest life span of a mustache without shaving it"

Now, I'm busy as I get this message but I have thoughts going through my head of what it means. I'm tired and doing homework on the pc, so I can't quite place it exactly. It's a weird sentence. For some reason, I took "Find" as a mispelled "fine" in my head. Looking at it now, how the heck do I get that wrong? But she's also a very blunt type of girl and could possibly attack these things head on. I could hear her voice saying the words. But I wasn't sure.

me: "what??"

And she replies

her: "the world record"
her: "for the longest time someone has had a mustache without shaving it"

I hear her voice in my head saying it bluntly again. I'm sure by these words someone said something by now to her. I reply as delicately as possible. This being the untalkable talk.

me: "lol
me: "who um.. who nudged you?"
her: "nudged?"

Moment of silence. My head emphasized the word "nudged?". Pulse quickly starts pounding. I reread original sentence. Oh shit o shit o shit o shit o shit.. If this was real life, I'm done and baked - but then I would never mistake find and fine, and I'd of known by the emphasis of words what she meant. Here, I still have a chance if I think fast. I leave the words up in the air, and push forward right on to her train of thought with no transition, and quickly as possible once I had my plan, so as not to let her think.

me: "whats it for?"
her: "for myself"
her: "please just find out"
her: "because i think my dad might be close to the world record"

Phew...I laughed, to shed the nerves, and because her dad's genes. Luckily she went with it and she never looked back. Holy crap. DO. NOT. TRY. IT gentlemen. It's never a good thing. Just move on and let her find out some other way. And if you think she has found out, then that's good, no words are neccesary.
 
I had a similar situtation. My friend likes to wear short tops now that it's hot but she has a hairy back! It's not guy hairy but it's hairy enough to see some hair on it. I didn't know how to tell her so I just told her and she went ape shit and ran out crying. Moral of the story, tell a girl that you're both friends with to tell her. It will be alot easier to hear for the hairy girl to hear it from another girl who's going to be more understanding & sensitive.
 
Yeah, thats something i'll never tell to a girl thats hot or that i just like, i like looking at their lips when they talk, and after you've told that to someone, i would never be able to look at the lips.

I think the best thing would be like someone already suggested, you make up a fake email account, tell her she has a gross moustache, and everybody's talking about it. She'll endure the pain.
 
Don't beat around the bush; just come out and say it. Get very close to her, and politely tell the mustache that he just doesn't belong on a girl's face. i'm sure he'll understand.
 
haha, what's wrong with you guys?! many women have the facial hair problem. they can't shave it or the area will look shaved.

but holy shit, this thread's great :lol
 
MIMIC said:
:lol I found this pic:

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EDIT:

There should be a Maybelline Photoshop:

Maybe she's born with it.
Yeah, she was born with it.
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OMG :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

That can't be real.
 
Just type out a message in Word or something that says "YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE. SHAVE IT OFF, PLEASE." and leave it somewhere where it's certain to be read by her. That way, she won't recognize your handwriting and will perhaps do something about the damn mustache.
 
My friend actually was telling me a couple of weeks ago.

"I have this moustache, I don't know what to do with it. I tried waxing it once but it just came back thicker."

I started to laugh and told her to laser it off and that was the end of the conversation.
 
How the **** is this 3 pages?

Also, I don't see how any semi-self conscious girl can not 'notice' they have facial hair. I mean, I'm sure they'd notice it somewhere in the 3 hrs or so of looking at themselves in the morning (thats the amout most of the girls I know average out to get ready). So if thats the case, chances are they dont give a shit. Informing them is not going to change anything.
 
Paradoxal_Utopia said:
I don't see how any semi-self conscious girl can not 'notice' they have facial hair. I mean, I'm sure they'd notice it somewhere in the 3 hrs or so of looking at themselves in the morning (thats the amout most of the girls I know average out to get ready).
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That's the strange thing, the person who this topic was originally about (I'm the OP) is INCREDIBLY vain and she spends hours doing her hair, make up, nails etc, so I was stunned by her lack of noticing. The good news is, is that the offending hair has been removed, no idea what she did and there's no way in hell I'm asking "So, how did you remove you mustache?"
 
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