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[ShdwDrake]

OMG the puns! Hilarious thread, please continue!

 

[Pastry]

they are in texas

we dont classify them as "people"

And where exactly are you from?

 

[XiaNaphryz]

yay a bunch of fucking rice. meh most overrated place ever.

See my quote above. A good SF style burrito has enough other stuff that the rice doesn't stand out.

I only know of three burrito chains in Houston. Chipolte, Freebirds and Bullritos. I'm sure there's more but those are the only three I know of off the top of my head.

Unfortunately, there aren't a lot of other options depending where you are in the country.

 

[Dresden]

Today, here in Ottawa, a guy argued with the manager for goodness knows how long that the McFlurries were 2.79 despite a poster saying 2.69. You would've thought they had killed his wife he was so mad.

They just want an excuse to be mad. It's a way to blow off steam.

Working retail would be far more enjoyable if you had the legal right to use a taser on annoying customers.

 

[D-Fens]

Stop posting pictures of me.

 

[Roscoe]

:lol


As a side note, holy crap you don't need a special permit or license of any kind to own a semi-auto assault rifle in Tx? How.. why.. I just don't get it o.o (coming from socialist canadian)

*Stairs at assault rifle case in closet* Nope no permit.

Now a fully automatic one, yes.

 

[Salmonax]

See my quote above. A good SF style burrito has enough other stuff that the rice doesn't stand out.

The issue is that Chipotle bafflingly uses some sort of lime white rice abomination.

 

[oneHeero]

So many Gaffers in San Antonio!!!! Why hello there!

My friend from work said she was behind the guy in the drive thru when this happened. She said she took off and came back like an hour later and the cashier said he was pissed about his order and what not.

TCs is fucken awesome, their bean and cheese are delicious, and so are their nachos lol. Who doesnt go to TC's, WhataBurger, JAck in the Box, or Denny's after the club/bar/partying in San Antonio? Best drunk/high food in SA!!! Or the tink a taco's are good too since they are 24/7 most times (Westside).

 

[ElRenoRaven]

I've never even heard of that combo store yet - is that an east coast thing? Only seen Taco Bell/KFC and KFC/A&W combos here in the west.

There are a couple here in Oklahoma too but oddly they are usually of the Gas variety like a whatever station/taco bell, whatever station/mcdonalds. There are a couple of A&W/Long Johns Silvers, and a KFC/Taco Bell combo even if I remember right. Used to be one at least a few years ago when I lived on that side of town.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Wtf is wrong with people? this is what you'll lose your mind over?

 

[Raistlin]

Suicide by cop attempt?

If that were the case, the end of the motel standoff would have been much different. If for whatever reason he gave up on the highway shootout, all he needed to do was run out of the room armed and he would have been cut to ribbons.

Not enough facepalms jpgs on the internet to display my disappointment in America.

Texas is not part of

Spoiler

my

America.

a 50% price hike is bullshit. While I don't condone his actions, I do support his rage. Too many places get away with that shit.

Except it wasn't a price hike. $.99 was a sale.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

The issue is that Chipotle bafflingly uses some sort of lime white rice abomination.

Oh right - it's been so long since I've been there that I must have blocked it from memory.

 

[InfiniteNine]

Texas is not part of

Spoiler

my

America.

Screw you too man. )<

 

[Raistlin]

Who gives a shit about Taco Bell anyway?

Strange coincidences today.

Cranky Jay had it for lunch and I'm finishing my Chipotle dinner while posting right now.

 

[Risible]

Fucking campers.

Holy shit, flawless.

 

[Negator]

Holy shit, why in my city? WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID, SAN ANTONIO!?

 

[whitehawk]

Fucking campers.

I chuckled.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

i would come at that bro if he dared raise the price of the original jalapeno fried chicken

DARE YOU?

 

[mclaren777]

Moral of the story: never trust anyone who drives a Mitsubishi Eclipse.

 

[BoboBrazil]

1. Why did the guy go apeshit over $3.50 when obviously the guy has money if he can afford guns and ammunition?

2. How the fuck could the guy eat 7 of these? I've maxed out before at 2 burritos, a gordita, and a meximelt. I felt like shit and stuffed afterwards too.

3. Taco Bell was still playing the 99 cent commercial for this on the radio this morning.

 

[CrankyJay]

Strange coincidences today.

Cranky Jay had it for lunch and I'm finishing my Chipotle dinner while posting right now.

It was so fucking good. As a result I'm buying a case of that smoked chipotle (no company relation) Tobasco sauce.

 

[hikarutilmitt]

It was so fucking good. As a result I'm buying a case of that smoked chipotle (no company relation) Tobasco sauce.

That stuff is amazing on just about everything. I even got a free bottle of it form the Chipotle I frequent just because I'm there all the time and was bringing it back to work that day instead of eating in.

 

[JayDubya]

Who gives a shit about Taco Bell anyway?

Who gives a shit about Chipotle when Freebirds exists?

 

[hikarutilmitt]

Who gives a shit about Chipotle when Freebirds exists?

Because nobody wants to pay an extra 70c for a teaspoon of sour cream or a burrito that's not wrapped correctly and ends up exploding all over?

 

[Negator]

How many people in this thread are San Antonio GAF? about four or five?

Should meet up at the Flying Saucer or somewhere.

 

[hikarutilmitt]

How many people in this thread are San Antonio GAF? about four or five?

Should meet up at the Flying Saucer or somewhere.

Sounds like a plan some time, I've still never been there and it's practically down the street. :lol

 

[RoryDropkick]

How many people in this thread are San Antonio GAF? about four or five?

Should meet up at the Flying Saucer or somewhere.

I've been meaning to go too, tis right near work. >_>

 

[LOZLINK]

You guys fail to see the bigger picture.
He bought 7 right? Well, at 99c that would've been 6.93. Now, at 1.49 that's 10.43. That's 3.50. Which, he could've bought 3 more at 99 cent. So basically, he could've paid that amount and gotten 10 instead of 7.

Spoiler

Ohmygodwhatiamdoingwithmylife

 

[Ichabod]

Brb, Taco Bell

 

[Zeke]

and my city ends up on gaf yet again

 

[XiaNaphryz]

A few more details:

The officers spotted the man near Interstate 410 and Rigsby Avenue, where they pulled him over, Benavides said.

"As soon as they initiated that traffic stop, the suspect jumped out with his assault rifle, and gunshots were exchanged between the suspect and the officers," Benavides said. One of the rounds fired by the man shattered the window of a patrol car, Benavides said.

Officers tracked the man to a Rodeway Inn on W.W. White Road, where police negotiators tried for four hours to convince him to surrender, Benavides said. During the standoff, the man intermittently fired at officers through the window of his motel room, Benavides said.

 

[mavs]

Bout tree fiddy.

 

[IrishNinja]

dude must have been hungry as fuck during that standoff.

this, and the campers comment, got me.

 

[Kozak]

Drives a fucking Mitsubishi Eclipse!

DAYUM!

 

[duckroll]

Okay, I'm a bit confused about the original article. It says that the SWAT team climbed on the roof of the Skyline Food mart. But the photos indicate otherwise.

http://www.urbanspoon.com/u/photo_list/431887?photo_id=248158

Clearly they were on the roof of Radickes Bluebonnet Grill, which actually serves the "original Jalapeno Fried Chicken" the sign indicates. Is the article wrong?!

 

[perfectchaos007]

Drives a fucking Mitsubishi Eclipse!

DAYUM!

I drive a silver 07 Eclipse, and eat taco bell at least once a week. Me and this dude would get along just fine

Okay, I'm a bit confused about the original article. It says that the SWAT team climbed on the roof of the Skyline Food mart. But the photos indicate otherwise.

http://www.urbanspoon.com/u/photo_list/431887?photo_id=248158

Clearly they were on the roof of Radickes Bluebonnet Grill, which actually serves the "original Jalapeno Fried Chicken" the sign indicates. Is the article wrong?!

I'm sure Skyline food mart was just where the majority of the SWAT team stationed. The SWAT team probably surrounded the area as well and I'm assuming the chicken place was near that food mart

 

[duckroll]

I'm sure Skyline food mart was just where the majority of the SWAT team stationed. The SWAT team probably surrounded the area as well and I'm assuming the chicken place was near that food mart

Google Maps indicates this is indeed the case!

 

[DoctorButt]

the more important question is why is there a fucking live monkey holding a mans hand while they're watching from the sidewalk in that pic

 

[XiaNaphryz]

the more important question is why is there a fucking live monkey holding a mans hand while they're watching from the sidewalk in that pic

The monkey wanted some jalapeno fried chicken, obviously.

 

[DarkKyo]

Texas you are so dumb, you are really dumb.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

All that fuss over this (times 7)? Really?

Also, his bail was set at $50,000. That's a lot of burritos.

 

[jmdajr]

so this turned into a Texas bashing thread..

heh

whatever, San Antonio is an awesome city...

 

[From The Dust]

http://i.imgur.com/ZBjFP.jpg[IMG]

All that fuss over this (times 7)? Really?

Also, his bail was set at $50,000. That's a lot of burritos.[/QUOTE]That picture is he very problem I have with taco bell. Their food looks like diarrhea wrapped in torttias. It's tolerable if you don't look at it long

 

[Satch]

You're not supposed to look at it. You shove it in your mouth, chew it up, and swallow.

This Thursday, when I go for my weekly Taco Bell run, I'll get that burrito and see if it tastes good.

 

[From The Dust]

You're not supposed to look at it. You shove it in your mouth, chew it up, and swallow.

This Thursday, when I go for my weekly Taco Bell run, I'll get that burrito and see if it tastes good.

I have to put the damn sauce on it though. It cant not look at it! D:

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

Fucking campers.

lol that made me laugh more than it should

 

[XiaNaphryz]

That picture is he very problem I have with taco bell. Their food looks like diarrhea wrapped in torttias. It's tolerable if you don't look at it long