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That SHIELD shit is even ruinning the Avengers, Thor, etc (porn) movies.

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Nevasleep

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S.H.I.E.L.D. is a fictional espionage and a secret military law-enforcement agency in the Marvel Comics Universe???
 

dvdjamm

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I see that Chyna is playing the role that she was born to play...

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endre

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Does this mean Antman & Wasp will be in this version?

http://comicbookjesus.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/antman-and-wasp-sex.jpg[img][/QUOTE]

WoW, I dont even...

[spoiler]Did he like walk into the cave and massage the walls? Examine that one stalactite?![/spoiler]
 

Htown

STOP SHITTING ON MY MOTHER'S HEADSTONE
WoW, I dont even...

Did he like walk into the cave and massage the walls? Examine that one stalactite?!

I'm more disturbed about the "your turn" comment. Uh, what was she about to do?
 

endre

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I'm more disturbed about the "your turn" comment. Uh, what was she about to do?

Crossed my mind. Then I checked Wikipedia, if the guy can be of regular size.

But Green Scar might be on something, although i am imagining non rectal stimulation. More something along the lines of a car wash where the car is... khm khm...
Then again the name Antman doesn't suggest that he can become a giant.

this feels awkward

EDIT: Watched the YT video, this thread is getting better and better.
 

Lonestar

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Crossed my mind. Then I checked Wikipedia, if the guy can be of regular size.

But Green Scar might be on something, although i am imagining non rectal stimulation. More something along the lines of a car wash where the car is... khm khm...
Then again the name Antman doesn't suggest that he can become a giant.

this feels awkward

EDIT: Watched the YT video, this thread is getting better and better.

Well, actually...

And she's the Wasp, so actually...
 

endre

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Haha, yes. I didnt catch the Wasp in a rectum allusion. Also should of searched for Wasp's powers as well.
 
Not gonna watch the trailer (at work), they aren't gonna make the Hulks bang each other are they? That's incest :(

Just goes to show how crap (no pun intended) modern comics are.

The fuck is this? It's a whole bunch of silver age characters, a couple bronze age and one golden age... and a porno
 

FStop7

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Hawkeye costume is great, why didn't the Whedon movie do that?

the-avengers-wallpaper-hawkeye-600x337.jpg

I'm not even a Marvel fan but WTF IS THIS SHIT?

I can't view the porn link at work but does their Hawkeye costume have a mask? The Whedon version has no mask because Jeremy Renner's agent probably required his face be clearly visible.
 
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