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The absolute worst type of nerd is a nerd with muscles.

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Ninja Scooter said:
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S
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has a penis.
 
its really annoying how he keeps trying to show off his muscles :lol they are kinda big though

also his head is way too small
 
Jirotrom said:
this is fake right? right?
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Definitely.

No way someone has arms that big and still has normal female proportions in the traps/ lats/pecs.

Here's the original, brought to you by tineye:

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Sure, slightly larger than normal deltoids and a pretty beefy neck, but still feminine overall.

Edit: I should read posts more carefully, I'm way late on this one.
 
iamblades said:
Definitely.

No way someone has arms that big and still has normal female proportions in the traps/ lats/pecs.

Here's the original, brought to you by tineye:

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Sure, slightly larger than normal deltoids and a pretty beefy neck, but still feminine overall.

Edit: I should read posts more carefully, I'm way late on this one.
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Still looks like she has a penis... :lol
 
although it's stupid to even comment on this, i'd still kick that guys ass. And no, i'm not speaking out of my ass.


tech vs muscles = tech wins very beaten up, but wins
 
lmao, is he supposed to be a muscular nerd? He looks pretty average.


edit: I guess if you're a 15 yr old stick figure, he would be considered "muscular"
 
That tag suits you big time. You sound like my friend. Talks shit about everyone and thinks he can destroy everyone. You should seek medical help for your anger problems. Grow the fuck up.
 
Schattenjagger said:
ok definitely too much effort - you are just as bad as the OP with that post

settle down
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Whoa calm down man, why the hostility? Definitely worse than the OP.

SLYspyda said:
lmao, is he supposed to be a muscular nerd? He looks pretty average.


edit: I guess if you're a 15 yr old stick figure, he would be considered "muscular"
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:lol That guy's not "average".
 
demon said:
Whoa calm down man, why the hostility? Definitely worse than the OP.


:lol That guy's not "average".
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I'm just saying the kid doesn't exactly fit what the average definition of muscular is.
 
Souldriver said:
He's muscled in a fat kind of way.
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Yeah he's got quite a bit of fat on top of the muscles. I don't really see the point of having huge muscles, it doesn't seem natural to me because its in no way real world strength.
 
PantherLotus said:
Everybody here knows people like this. They end up being mechanics. Janitors. Washed-up permanent entry-level drama queens. Nothing is worse than a kid that can't relate to athletes or academics. You're the guy that didn't bother to try out for sports but didn't want to be seen with your loser-ass druggie friends because they were playing magic at the lunch table. We all know you. At least the nerds are endearing. You're just a sad shell of rejection still trying to work through daddy issues and prove that you're not sexually confused (or abused?) by expressing yourself through violent actions and words.
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Mechanics? Really? What are your views on plumbers, electricians or butchers? I didn't know blue collar work was synonymous with sexually confused drama queen.
 
Okay OP Ill stop working out and playing sports just to make you happy and fill into your preconception of what a "nerd" should be. I hope your studies in "Nerf Fundamentalism" and your struggles in keeping the sacred origin of nerdom intact are successful.

Asshole.
 
What a loser, he keeps trying to flex and show off his arms. The dude is not even muscular, he's got muscles but he's not built, he's got a gut.
 
BlueTsunami said:
ITT: Envy
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Come on, he´s really not that big. The gym here isn´t all that big and there are tons of dudes with as much or much more bulk at the same age.

And for the poses he strikes, well, he´s not as cool or as big as he thinks and I think that´s what irks people. And all the comments about roids, REALLY? The few meatheads I know are easily recognizable because they´ve waaaaay more muscles than him. I´m not saying he´s scrwany or that he doesn´t have muscles and bench presses like a litle girl.

All I´m saying that there are quite a lot of dudes on GAF (just look at the pics thread) and in reality with much better bodies that play games and don´t act like they´re the Incredible Hulk or Wolfcastle on teh interwebs. :lol

Yes, I´m saying that my body is better than his. But I could only provide blurry pics from last summer and I´m afraid that GreatnessGone still lurks here :lol
 
Salva might have muscles, but he's weakness is video games. Break his games, make him cry and then kick his ass.
 
Docpan said:
Case in point, this piece of shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VkHbxFjxG8

Though an extreme example, this type of behavior is not unique to this individual. In fact, I have seen the rise of the "muscle-nerd" grow rampantly in the last few years, and quite frankly, I'm disgusted.

The nerd with muscles embodies the worst traits of both the pencil-neck geek, and the meathead--


Nerd) Entirely socially inept and overall characterized by an oddball personality that is absorbed in a quasi-fantasy world that is detached from everything and everyone around them. In other words, they are still unable to converse with women, and hold conversations about anything other than videogames, anime, and sci-fi.

Meathead) Consumed with vanity. Just take a look a the aforementioned video. He is constantly striking 'muscular' poses, clearly checking himself out on the computer screen to make sure he looks big. Wheras the regular nerd generally accepts themselves for what they are, (unapproachable weirdos), the nerd with muscles assumes a slightly more confident position where they consider themselves 'elite' amongst their fellow kind. In other words, they still are unable to converse with normal society, but amongst other nerds they carry an "alpha-male" elitist attitude, where they think more highly of themselves because they have muscles.

Pro-tip for all muscle-nerds: Gaining muscles mass is not at all difficult in the right situation (barring certain genetic limitations, in which case it can be near-impossible). The fact that one is able to go to the gym and lift weights basically means nothing. It isn't noteworthy. It certainly doesn't qualify you as an alpha male. Nobody cares. In fact, in many instances such as the example given, it is clear that they have no knowledge of proper diet and nutrition, and simply engage in worthless mass building with no semblance of definition or true fitness.

The muscular nerd is a sub-category which I have seen rise dramatically in numbers in the last few years. Back before the advent of the internet, these types of individuals never existed, because quite honestly the information wasn't easily accessible for nerds who never played any sort of sport. It would have been nice if it stayed that way.

Lifting weights does not make you an athlete. Lifting weights mindlessly does not mean that you are Arnold Schwarzenegger and should be striking poses in the middle of your game reviews. You are not special. Your talent is as noteworthy as my ability to wipe my ass in under 5 seconds. NOBODY CARES. Clearly, you are still the same socially-inept, bumbling, timid fool that you were before you picked up the dumbbells. So why don't you just give up the charade and go back to your Star Trek marathons?

See that guy's other videos for further evidence.
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Before I actually clicked on the link I had remembered this Jedite video. So it's pretty funny it turned out to be the same one. I remember watching that video and laughing at how obvious his posing was. :lol I laughed then and I laughed again that you have gotten so riled up over this. I'm not sure what is funnier. :lol

It's so funny from 0.21 to 0.26 when he turns to give a side profile of his HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE guns. :lol :lol So obvious.
 
Binabik15 said:
Come on, he´s really not that big. The gym here isn´t all that big and there are tons of dudes with as much or much more bulk at the same age.

And for the poses he strikes, well, he´s not as cool or as big as he thinks and I think that´s what irks people. And all the comments about roids, REALLY? The few meatheads I know are easily recognizable because they´ve waaaaay more muscles than him. I´m not saying he´s scrwany or that he doesn´t have muscles and bench presses like a litle girl.

All I´m saying that there are quite a lot of dudes on GAF (just look at the pics thread) and in reality with much better bodies that play games and don´t act like they´re the Incredible Hulk or Wolfcastle on teh interwebs. :lol

Yes, I´m saying that my body is better than his. But I could only provide blurry pics from last summer and I´m afraid that GreatnessGone still lurks here :lol
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But then again. After reading the comments, he was supposedly very skinny..and put on a lot of mass.

Most people who use steroids aren't necessary ripped. They is usually a combination of muscle and Fat, just like that kid was in youtube. I was in a frat in college and surrounded by that stuff.

He's not a "TRUE" meathead in that sense that he's overly muscular, but there is no denying that he has some muscle.

The best part is that he flexes in the video. :lol

It's good for him since he supposedly was thin and "scrawny"...so it's not all genetics and he probably spent some time at the gym.
 
Looks like the guy who comes to a jym with regular clothes, doesn't warm up and heads straight to the bench. Then does maximum weights, looks himself in the mirror and walks away :lol

I had some great lol's in this thread. Thanks!
 
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