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[mrkgoo]

He can be whoever he wants, I don't see why the rage against him, Docpan.

Still, I love his definition of so-called "YouTube Drama":

"Pretty much just heated drama going on on YoutTube."


Genius.

 

[agrajag]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/jmott1/26bb1-c372e_wtfBodyBuilder.jpg

wait, what?

 

[Count Dookkake]

Don't see the problem with this guy. He's a nerd and he has muscles.

His posing is awkward, but so is his speech. I don't think there is anything calculated about it, except for when he takes off his glasses for dramatic effect.

And even if he does give an extra flex here and there, so what? Don't geeks and nerds tend to show off stupid shit that they love in the frame of their videos, like dolls and cartoon shit? Why not his body?

 

[Replicant]

Another Docpan thread full of dickery and latent homosexuality.

?? latent homosexuality?

 

[Chamber]

wut

 

[Anton Sugar]

OP wishes he was nerd with muscles. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=317993

I remember this guy. That whole thread was a debate on whether he was a troll or not.

 

[BronzeWolf]

Nerds with muscles are the same with nerds without muscles.

In general, nerds are pretty much very annoying people, they seem to be angry all the time!

 

[Scrow]

so... is it cool by GAF if i go to the gym and exercise? i must know.

 

[Thai]

i dont mind the way he looks or whatever, but it looks like he's constantly trying to pose for the camera, and that's pretty annoying

 

[prelude514]

I feel sorry for you.

 

[Mau ®]

The guy definetely has muscles but he has a lot of body fat, which gives the impression of being bulky-fat. I imagine if he actually starts doing some serious cardio he'll look very well.

Anyway, fuck you OP. You're pathetic.

 

[Llyranor]

It's true, normal people don't just flex their muscles, they beat the crap out of people over trivial issues.

 

[starchild excalibur]

man, OP seems bitter.

A nerd is a nerd. Having muscles won't cause me to hate or like them any more than normal as a result.

 

[SLYspyda]

Please, no one argue that the kid is not muscular, if not, Blue Tsunami will post pictures implying you're an out of shape nerd who shouldn't be talking.

I'm sorry Tsunami, even if I weren't in shape, I could still give a critique as to what muscular is and what it isn't.

 

[Skilotonn]

That was written perfectly - kudos! :lol

This is either the best Photoshop I've seen in a while, or that girl know how to get tree trunk arms without back, arm, etc. growth...

EDIT: It really IS the best Photoshop I've seen in a while, reading that post - damn.

And:

Now those are some fucking quads.

I tried posting that but the image host wouldn't let me.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

 

[spyshagg]

 

[VAIL]

It is shopped, here's a link to a big version of the original, with HIGH detail:

http://img121.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=89194_GE5O0368_122_497lo.JPG&loc=loc497

I wanna put my lime in that coconut

 

[aznpxdd]

Sheeeeeeeeit

 

[C.Dark.DN]

-you're a nerd with muscles
-you're a roid rager
-you start/finish fights for stuid reasons
-you put peoples lives in danger
-you're a douche bag
-you're an attention whore
-you have anger management problems

 

[Forkball]

I've never even heard of this combo.

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

This is what true nerds do with true muscles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmznDR5XbhY

How are those guys nerds? Some of those moves were awesome! If I could do that crescent kick -> flipping double kick -> footsweep combo I'd start bar fights like every day. I'd just be walking down the street going all Final Fight on fools.

 

[demon]

How are those guys nerds? Some of those moves were awesome! If I could do that crescent kick -> flipping double kick -> footsweep combo I'd start bar fights like every day. I'd just be walking down the street going all Final Fight on fools.

Something tells me their skills aren't going to be the most practical when it comes to real-life street fights.

 

[G-Fex]

Something tells me their skills aren't going to be the most practical when it comes to real-life street fights.

yes if you're that dude with the staff. You can go all Gambit on people

 

[demon]

yes if you're that dude with the staff. You can go all Gambit on people

Meh. Give me a baseball bat and I'm more dangerous than most any unarmed guy.

 

[koam]

I don't understand this picture. Is this some kind of tranny weights competition?

It is shopped, here's a link to a big version of the original, with HIGH detail:

http://img121.imagevenue.com/img.php...JPG&loc=loc497

That's one massive camel toe

 

[Tornado Condor]

Salva might have muscles, but he's weakness is video games. Break his games, make him cry and then kick his ass.

o.o?

 

[G-Fex]

You guys going to start stalking that girl like you did that stokes girl?

 

[seat]

OP already has a tag. Why does he keep trying?

 

[Replicant]

I finally remember OP. OP, did you ever figure out if you're attracted to the hot asian guy in your class or if that's just a fleeting male-crush?

 

[Tornado Condor]

OP already has a tag. Why does he keep trying?

The OP if my favorite gaffer. He makes the best threads.

 

[Invisible_Insane]

I wanna put my lime in that coconut

Your penis is funny.

 

[Stinkles]

He looks ike a cross between Simon Cowell and Meat Loaf in Fight Club.

 

[Door2Dawn]

 

[Odrion]

my mom had made breakfast for me that mornin - what a treat.

 

[Tubobutts]

The OP if my favorite gaffer. He makes the best threads.

What? He's no NintendosBooger that's for sure.

 

[Aaron Strife]

I think OP is just jealous that he can't be a nerd and a musclehead at the same time.

As in "brb having sex and then playing WoW"

 

[Wired]

I think OP is just jealous that he can't be a nerd and a musclehead at the same time.

As in "brb having sex and then playing WoW"

A real nerd would play WoW while having sex

 

[Lau]

The guy is just weird fat looking.

 

[smurfx]

where is the original video?


and the OP is a douche, no doubt about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgm9LgqgVyM&NR=1

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

Something tells me their skills aren't going to be the most practical when it comes to real-life street fights.

As an expert on final fighting, I can tell you that the spin kick beats everything.

WAAGGHHH!!

 

[Docpan]

I think OP is just jealous that he can't be a nerd and a musclehead at the same time.

As in "brb having sex and then playing WoW"

Why is the word "jealous" continuously brought up? I'm an observationist.

My goal is to expose the inherent nonsense in any given situation. I point out things that nobody else does, because they're too content with the way the world is. Well, I think it's all bullshit.

These muscle-nerds need to be knocked off their high horses, because the ignorance is sickening.

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

These muscle-nerds need to be knocked off their high horses

It's such a shame you already have a tag :lol

 

[Mr.City]

That dude doesn't seem that muscular.

 

[Docpan]

That dude doesn't seem that muscular.

This is my point, obviously. Nevertheless, he clearly considers himself to be so. If you would have read my original post, you would have understood what I was getting at by posting the video.

I do not have a problem with muscle. I have a problem with the meathead, apha-male mentality, which typically never existed in nerd-dominated activities in the past.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Sheeeeeeeeit

Fucking FUCK

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

Why is the word "jealous" continuously brought up? I'm an observationist.

My goal is to expose the inherent nonsense in any given situation. I point out things that nobody else does, because they're too content with the way the world is. Well, I think it's all bullshit.

These muscle-nerds need to be knocked off their high horses, because the ignorance is sickening.

oh your so edgy!


did you just watch the matrix or fight club recently for the first time or something? :lol


also wtf :lol

pent up aggression?? did he try to make plans without telling you a month in advance?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=345300

Or were you just "raging" again??

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=317993

Or maybe there really was some sexual tension between the two of you!!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109503

Its like a passive aggressive version of Matlock...

 

[Stinkles]

I have two questions:

Has Docpan learned anything from posting on gaf about what an asshole he is?

Has gaf realized he's a joke character yet? An agent provocateur?

 

[Freshmaker]

There can be only one musclenerd! Not two! Not three! Let the OP be the muscle nerd internets!

 

[Docpan]

I have two questions:

Has Docpan learned anything from posting on gaf about what an asshole he is?

Has gaf realized he's a joke character yet? An agent provocateur?

The fact that no one else is enraged about this is the "joke," in my eyes.

What have I learned about myself? For one, I am extremely sensitive, and do not tolerate bullshit. That's an admirable quality, IMO. I'm actually not an asshole-- I just see the worst in people.

 

[demon]

The fact that no one else is enraged about this is the "joke," in my eyes.

What have I learned about myself? For one, I am extremely sensitive, and do not tolerate bullshit. That's an admirable quality, IMO. I'm actually not an asshole-- I just see the worst in people.

You forgot humbleness. That's an even more admirable quality.