LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE TRUE KING:
The Legend of Zelda II: The Great Temple:
Do you want to be lost forever in the hardest dungeon in the series? LOOK NO FURTHER! And before anybody QUESTIONS that claim, I ask you: what dungeon could POSSIBLY be harder than the one that lies at the end of the valley of horrible painful death? Get through the fire and flying eyeballs and horrors and you STILL have to face this baby.
And she has secret passages, instant death pits, monsters like, everywhere, and TWO FINAL BOSSES waiting to WRECK YOUR SOUL at the bottom. You have exactly 3 tries to beat it before you have to start it over (if you failed to make it to the place in 3 tries God help you), you have an incredibly limited magic pool, even at max level, one to two healing spells, nevermind the fire, thunder, shield and jump spells you will NEED to beat it.
Assuming you make it all the way to the bottom you have to fight two bosses in rapid succession. One requires you use ALL your magic at the beginning of the fight just to be allowed to hurt it. The other is you except actually good at this game.
The dungeon has a
kick ass theme song.
It is the ONLY SAVE POINT IN THE GAME. Which is only as long as you don't shut the thing off.
If you beat it, you don't get any lame-ass essence of nature or piece of shadow or crystal. YOU GET THE MOTHER FLIPPING TRIFORCE OF COURAGE. SUCK ON THAT WW'S TRIFORCE QUEST. Oh, and did I mention?
You actually get to kiss Zelda when you finish it, Link!
Yeah, what other dungeons reward you accordingly?
In conclusion, BEST DUNGEON EVA!