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[Edmund]

Hi Ladies and Lads. I got into trouble for creating a NeoGaf Xbox Fanboy tier list and got a 2 week ban and deservedly so. My apologies once again for that. I'm someone who just enjoys making tier lists for fun and sharing them with friends. And now, I present, The Big 3 Corporate Heads Attractiveness Tier List.

Also, do note that the tier lists are ordered from left to right. (Example, Phil Spencer is more Attractive than Lulu Cheng Meservey, who is in turn more attractive than Kazuo Hirai. And Aaron Greenberg is handsomer (Feels wrong to describe Greenberg as handsome) than Bobby Kotick). Kotick being the ugliest of the whole bunch.

Discuss! Let me know if these kind of tier lists/topics aren't allowed and I will stop doing them.

 

[lh032]

i think the current phil spencer should be under plain

 

[graywolf323]

please don’t become the next Eddie/Kingfey

 

[Topher]

 

[GHG]

Until Sarah Bond or Lulu replace Phil.

 

[Punished Miku]

Jade Raymond will likely be running Sony by 2027, so I guess I'll pick her in advance.

 

[Captain Toad]

Doesn't get more gay than this.

 

[Daneel Elijah]

Thit thread risk to get closed faster than the last one you got trouble for I think...
But I will try anyway. It is unfair to use photos of differents eras to judge. they should be close to the same age if possible. And the last president of Nintendo(can't remember his name) put higher than Miyamoto?

 

[Edmund]

Jade Raymond will likely be running Sony by 2027, so I guess I'll pick her in advance.

Jade will definitely be under the Very Attractive tier list. Heck, maybe in a tier of her own. Gorgeous.

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[Punished Miku]

Doesn't get more gay than this.

Are you sure about that? The internet's a big place.

 

[Pasta]

This is the kind of diversity we need.

 

[ShadyAcshuns]

They're all quite hideous, kinda like basketball coaches.

 

[RagnarokIV]

Jom Ryan needs to go down a tier. He looks confused and displaced like he has dementia. Combined with permanently being red faced exhausted verge of cardiac arrest.
He's a Keith Chegwin lookalike in reality, but to nerds he's boosted up based on his profile.

 

[Edmund]

Thit thread risk to get closed faster than the last one you got trouble for I think...

Hopefully not. lol. I just wanna create a thread where everyone can come in and have fun. The ATVI acquisition has caused a lot of tension and stress amongst members here don't you think? A light hearted thread once in a while can get everyone to laugh together and bond. I am a Sony fan and I don't like the acquisition, but I still wanna be cordial and get to know everyone from the Green and red camps as well.

 

[Edmund]

Jom Ryan needs to go down a tier. He looks confused and displaced like he has dementia. Combined with permanently being red faced exhausted verge of cardiac arrest.
He's a Keith Chegwin lookalike in reality, but to nerds he's boosted up based on his profile.

Jimbo does look like Gordon Ramsay me thinks.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

I LOVE corporate heads attractiveness tier lists

How did you know?

 

[RagnarokIV]

Phil "P3" Spencer looks like a beast in that image - with his C4 detonator about to blow Sony's shit up.

 

[kanjobazooie]

 

[Daneel Elijah]

Hopefully not. lol. I just wanna create a thread where everyone can come in and have fun. The ATVI acquisition has caused a lot of tension and stress amongst members here don't you think? A light hearted thread once in a while can get everyone to laugh together and bond. I am a Sony fan and I don't like the acquisition, but I still wanna be cordial and get to know everyone from the Green and red camps as well.

100% agree and DenchDeckart tried the same a few days earlier. Shame you didn't put a poll it would have been fun to compare.

 

[Mr Branding]

 

[vodka-bull]

Peter Moore fugly? You serious? I‘m not gay but if I had to choose a sugardaddy it would definitely be him out of all those displayed.

 

[Roman Empire]

You all high if you want to do a tier list of corporate heads' attractiveness.

Is that you Phil? I bet you're behind this.

 

[mansoor1980]

there can be only one

 

[TexMex]

Can't believe we had to go two weeks without incredible content like this.

 

[DaGwaphics]

Those moments when you can tell that the video game news cycle has been very, very slow.

 

[Edmund]

there can be only one

I hope someone will do a game developer attractive tier list and have Todd Howard in it!

 

[Hobbygaming]

 

[Imtjnotu]

jim ryan with a wig tho

 

[Ar¢tos]

Doesn't get more gay than this.

I'm gay and I think they are ALL less attractive than what would be desirable ( = ugly).

 

[mansoor1980]

I hope someone will do a game developer attractive tier list and have Todd Howard in it!

on a serious note only LULU is attractive , the rest are ugly as sin

 

[Drizzlehell]

there can be only one

 

[Captain Toad]

Are you sure about that? The internet's a big place.

Yup. Second place was GayBears.com

This poll beats it.

 

[Drew1440]

Where's Gabe Newell?

 

[Gaiff]

Todd's eyes are a bit strange but he deserves a tier of his own.

 

[mansoor1980]

Todd's eyes are a bit strange but he deserves a tier of his own.

 

[tmlDan]

Why is Phil and Kaz that high, they're below average at best.

Then again, all of these people are generally unattractive

 

[Edmund]

Todd's eyes are a bit strange but he deserves a tier of his own.

Is this like the Giga Chad version of Todd?

 

[Gaiff]

Is this like the Giga Chad version of Todd?

If by that you mean the regular one, yes.

 

[emivita]

I'm bi and also sapiosexual, and of all those people in the list, I only find Andrew House attractive. He's fluent in Japanese, and he also looks hot in suit.




And a threesome with him and Cerny? Hmmmm.

 

[Edmund]

I'm bi and also sapiosexual, and of all those people in the list, I only find Andrew House attractive. He's fluent in Japanese, and he also looks hot in suit.




And a threesome with him and Cerny? Hmmmm.

Mark Cerny will whisper sweet nothings in your ears and make you cum.

Damn. Even though Mark isn't a corporate head, I should have added him in due to how important he is to Sony.

 

[AJUMP23]

Jim Ryan and Don Matrick are ugly dudes. Money is the only thing they have going for them.

 

[unclbenn]

 

[jaysius]

So you're back from a ban and your shitposting... great.

 

[systemr123]

Jim Ryan and Don Matrick are ugly dudes. Money is the only thing they have going for them.

That’s still more than most of Neogaf visitors have going for them.

 

[AJUMP23]

That’s still more than most of Neogaf visitors have going for them.

Most people really.

 

[Skifi28]

Where's Gabe Newell?

Handing out steamdecks to random people most likely.

 

[Banjo64]

Phil’s let himself go with that big flabby neck and jowls. Miyamoto is stunning you freak.

 

[Senua]

Phil’s let himself go with that big flabby neck and jowls.

Phil gets his bruh

 

[GymWolf]

Jimbo know his shit around ladies