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[BlackBanditSho]

So revisionist history? Because as I said, if memory serves me that is how it went down, if you have some literature to correct me please share.

How was that revisionist? I'm describing a narrative that I'd like to see if we're talking about making movies.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

Reviewer who has played the game calls out misogyny. Gives the game a score of fucking 9.
Fans who haven't played shit bash reviewer and deny misogyny without knowing the content of the game.

Says a lot about "gamers".

Gamers are some of the most entitled fucking people I swear. Also review scores are massively fucking inflated, even moreso now than 10 years ago

 

[JohnDoe]

Gamers are some of the most entitled fucking people I swear. Also review scores are massively fucking inflated, even moreso no than 10 years ago

I mean it's just a score ffs. Anything above an 8 is "good enough". And I definitely agree with you on inflated game scores. Game reviews have just become a huge jizzfest and everything people like has to have a metascore of 90-100

 

[zero_suit]

Gamers are some of the most entitled fucking people I swear. Also review scores are massively fucking inflated, even moreso now than 10 years ago

Yeah, the vast majority of games seem to get at least an 8.

 

[soundscream]

How was that revisionist? I'm describing a narrative that I'd like to see if we're talking about making movies.

You complained about how he got free, but thats how it happened in real life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon_Northup

 

[reilo]

..and a Spike Lee stan.

lol I am shocked.

 

[DominoKid]

Reviewer who has played the game calls out misogyny. Gives the game a score of fucking 9.
Fans who haven't played shit bash reviewer and deny misogyny without knowing the content of the game.

Says a lot about "gamers".

i mean it's funny but i get it. it's like complaining that water is wet.

that Sessler pull quote in the review thread is hilarious.

 

[magnificent83]

This get posted yet Chapelle's set on the Oddball tour, he's still got it.

 

[DrFunk]

I heard (then read) that Sessler quote and rolled my eyes so hard I saw into the past

I mean, I hope that's thinly-veiled sarcasm at IGN, but maaaaaan, I can see him saying and meaning that

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

This get posted yet Chapelle's set on the Oddball tour, he's still got it.

So good.

So this is where the snippet from the "meltdown" thread a while ago is from.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

The Gaf backlash in about a month will be glorious.

GTA4 deserved it. Jury is still out on V, despite reviews being out. I won't trust anyone until the hype is dead.

 

[ChocolateCupcakes]

I never go into review posts for games, especially on gaf, because people take it to personally and start spouting some crazy shit.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

People act like, because something is satire, it can't have a shitty narrative or script.

 

[soundscream]

RS: Vegas is the free xbox game this month...........damn.

We have come a long way with character models.

 

[EscoBlades]

Rainbow Six was the first ever Ubisoft game i played back in the day. I was a Tom Clancy nut.

 

[Slayven]

GTA4 deserved it. Jury is still out on V, despite reviews being out. I won't trust anyone until the hype is dead.

I think 4 is the reason 5 have you being able to switch between 3 different people. Even Nico got tired of his own story.

 

[soundscream]

Rainbow Six was the first ever Ubisoft game i played back in the day. I was a Tom Clancy nut.

I only wish they would go back to the tactical route they started in on the pc, same for ghost recon.

 

[EscoBlades]

I only wish they would go back to the tactical route they started in on the pc, same for ghost recon.

Can't speak to Patriots, but i agree with you on that. We'll see soon enough.

 

[Gorillaz]

People act like, because something is satire, it can't have a shitty narrative or script.

Jeff's review over at Giantbomb feels like the most level headed on out there. But he is naturally like that because at this point in his career dude has come to expect some things.

Escapist was straight Ether on the script tho. The Houser brothers ain't giving them shit in the future lmao

 

[ViewtifulJC]

People act like, because something is satire, it can't have a shitty narrative or script.

That is right next to "It's a satire, it's supposed to indulgence all the things it's making fun of" on terrible defenses. Like, if the only difference between your game and the game you're supposedly making a point about is the developers saying "It's a satire!", and that's not evident in the work itself...we don't believe you, you need more people

 

[FyreWulff]

Let me draw out the tactical paths on the Wii U Gamepad. Feed my squadmate's helmet game to the pad.

Actually played the hell out of the OXbox Rainbow Six 3 before Halo 2 decimated it. Good times, everyone leaning around corners, ran my box as a dedicated server overnight while sleeping. Never touched the 360 ones.

Ubisoft was about the only damn developer on the original Xbox that allowed you to use your console as a dedi in their games.

 

[BlackJace]

The sushi thread reminds me that I'm the only one in my circle that likes it.
I get clowned about it y'all.

 

[Devolution]

The sushi thread reminds me that I'm the only one in my circle that likes it.
I get clowned about it y'all.

Their loss.

 

[Face it Tiger..]

Guys, I fell for the hype..


bought GTA V. :/


I'm in for a wild ride.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Did we ever set up the BCT PS3 GTAV crew? I'm gonna make another PSN account just for the occasion

 

[Satch]

i get hit on by some of the most low down ugly ass no-hope-havin stroller-pushin constantly kushin beer guzzling drug smuggling broke destitute slimeball grime covered niggas on the face of this here planet and im over it

 

[RedSwirl]

I only wish they would go back to the tactical route they started in on the pc, same for ghost recon.

Or the tactical mode in general. People forget those old games came out on consoles at the same time. Maybe they were just terrible on consoles.

I actually started OG Ghost Recon a while ago.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

The sushi thread reminds me that I'm the only one in my circle that likes it.
I get clowned about it y'all.

Do they actively dislike it, or just don't want to try it?

Sushi's good

 

[Jackben]

The sushi thread reminds me that I'm the only one in my circle that likes it.
I get clowned about it y'all.

I'm slow to come around to seafood. I've had some sushi that was O.K. but would never be my choice to eat.

Oysters, tuna, salmon and tilapia are delicious though. Healthy too.

 

[Devolution]

i get hit on by some of the most low down ugly ass no-hope-havin stroller-pushin constantly kushin beer guzzling drug smuggling broke destitute slimeball grime covered niggas on the face of this here planet and im over it

Ewwww. Been there though. Dudes who wanted to date me in HS were some gross ass drug dealin' bums.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

i get hit on by some of the most low down ugly ass no-hope-havin stroller-pushin constantly kushin beer guzzling drug smuggling broke destitute slimeball grime covered niggas on the face of this here planet and im over it

you might have to settle for slay

 

[Jackben]

i get hit on by some of the most low down ugly ass no-hope-havin stroller-pushin constantly kushin beer guzzling drug smuggling broke destitute slimeball grime covered niggas on the face of this here planet and im over it

All that simp-energy Slay had pent up in your absence must have seeped into the earth and created a legion.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

i get hit on by some of the most low down ugly ass no-hope-havin stroller-pushin constantly kushin beer guzzling drug smuggling broke destitute slimeball grime covered niggas on the face of this here planet and im over it

"Who you calling stroller-pushin'!?" - Slayven

 

[Parallax]

Do they actively dislike it, or just don't want to try it?

Sushi's good

i think people have subpar, to bad sushi and say no thanks. i had some whack sushi my first time, then had my eyes opened with some amazing tuna and salmon sashimi in sacramento, and fantastic sushi in oregon. the good shit is crazy

 

[Onemic]

That Breaking Bad episode had to be one of the best episodes I've ever seen on TV

 

[Face it Tiger..]

i get hit on by some of the most low down ugly ass no-hope-havin stroller-pushin constantly kushin beer guzzling drug smuggling broke destitute slimeball grime covered niggas on the face of this here planet and im over it

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

i think people have subpar, to bad sushi and say no thanks. i had some whack sushi my first time, then had my eyes opened with some amazing tuna and salmon sashimi in sacramento, and fantastic sushi in oregon. the good shit is crazy

Yeah, there was a world of difference between the overpriced yet assy sushi I had in Columbus, Ohio, and the caught-that-morning sushi I had in Tokyo.

 

[BlackJace]

Do they actively dislike it, or just don't want to try it?

Sushi's good

They just don't want to try it.

"Nigga why do you fuck with that raw shit?"
Shits delicious. And hella expensive....

 

[FyreWulff]

Yeah, there was a world of difference between the overpriced yet assy sushi I had in Columbus, Ohio, and the caught-that-morning sushi I had in Tokyo.

Yeah you just can't compete when it has to be frozen to reach your city

Vancouver sushi buffets? NOM NOM NOM NOM i could have sat there all day

Back home to Omaha? ahahahahahahahha no

 

[Byakuya769]

They just don't want to try it.

"Nigga why do you fuck with that raw shit?"
Shits delicious. And hella expensive....

Your friends are basic. Tell them, "New Rules."

 

[The Insane Dufresne]

i get hit on by some of the most low down ugly ass no-hope-havin stroller-pushin constantly kushin beer guzzling drug smuggling broke destitute slimeball grime covered niggas on the face of this here planet and im over it

lol...

That Breaking Bad episode had to be one of the best episodes I've ever seen on TV

That song....

The scene that accompanied that song was so damn amazing......dark humor perfected

 

[reilo]

I'm having sushi right now.

How can anyone hate on seared salmon in sweet sauce?

 

[EscoBlades]

Oh shiiiit!

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Oh shiiiit!

Damn.

 

[ReiGun]

Oh shiiiit!

Damn.

 

[Face it Tiger..]

Oh shiiiit!

*obamasweatin*

 

[Gorillaz]

I think my dumbass might end up at a midnight launch tonight

 

[BHZ Mayor]

Oh shiiiit!

Damn JC. Hold dat.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I think my dumbass might end up at a midnight launch tonight

Dropping my lil brothers off at 10pm then going home play some sleeping Dogs and coming back at midnight

 

[ViewtifulJC]

This game will sell more in one week than all of Platinum's games combined

these feels