brandonh83
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Solo said:TSN wasn't even the best picture I saw the weekend of its release.
LET ME IN
*fistbump*
Solo said:TSN wasn't even the best picture I saw the weekend of its release.
Seen Pi? Second to The Fountain to me (not see Black Swan yet of course).Linkzg said:So how about that Batman?
Just to add to part of the several ongoings here:
-Darren Aronofsky is great. The Fountain and The Wrestler were both fantastic and Black Swan looks to be too. But Requiem For a Dream is garbage and made me doubt him enough to pass on The Fountain until after I watched The Wrestler. The jump from Requiem to The Fountain was no smaller than putting a man on the moon.
-Shutter Island was a pretty good movie
-Academy awards suck. Zodiac was robbed before it was able to get robbed.
Snowman Prophet of Doom said:I calls 'em like I sees 'em, man. If I think that a film or an artist is bad, I will say it unapologetically. From watching his films, I have come to the conclusion that Spielberg is a director with a high technical sense but a low artistic/storytelling sense, save for the two films that I mentioned (Jaws and Raiders). If that's so offensively elitist to you and is one of my "exercises in film sophistry," then so be it, but considering the high praise that I have given to decidedly non-elitist fare (such as the effusive praise that I, in fact, just finished giving to T2 in the Avatar thread, or my love of Aliens, or my belief that Step Brothers is hilarious, or my love of Spider-Man 2, or my love of so many Pixar films, or my love of It's a Wonderful Life, etc.), I think you'd have a long way to go to convince me. It's not as though I don't back up my opinions with objective analysis, and it's not as though I'm pulling opinions out of my asshole; I get my beliefs by watching and analyzing films, the way that anybody else does. If you think that my opinions are wrong, say so, but this constant tactic of calling me an asshole/elitist/whatever is tiresome and a cheap deflection away from any actual argument.
Edit: Also, Memento, The Prestige, and Batman Begins are far and away the best Nolan movies, and of them, Memento is far and away his best and could probably contend itself as being a great movie. I actually sort of had a reverse-from-typical arc on that one; I walked away slightly unimpressed but have grown more fond of it as time has gone on, as I've come to appreciate, especially in the last few months, just how well it integrates its mechanisms into the story instead of leaving them bare bones and out in the open like, say, Inception.
Double Edit: Minority Report is pretty good as well, up until the third act, and Munich has its moments though it could probably stand a bit more subtlety overall.
Discotheque said:Shutter Island had one of the most offensive endings I've seen. He literally, fucking LITERALLY pointed to a blackboard and showed the audience exactly what was happening from the start..
Puddles said:It really blows my mind that anyone could watch Inception and not call it one of the top ten achievements in movie-making in the last eleven years, but I'm reading posts by multiple haters on this forum, and I know a few people in real life (who have friends!) who didn't like it. Granted they're a very small minority, but still. Utterly baffling.
Edit: Holy fuck, Shutter Island better than Inception, you guys are too much. :lol
brandonh83 said:I've got to say-- congrats to everyone-- despite the ridiculously varying degrees of opinions being tossed around, things haven't once gotten out of hand.
If this were a Zelda topic...
BruceLeeRoy said:Someone would probably be dead.
StuBurns said:One of the things I must disliked about SI is the 'twist', I knew it about forty seconds into the film when he was on the boat and it flashed to the wrist restraints. It got less subtle from there, and then they have the arrogance to give it a big reveal as if they haven't made it blatantly clear throughout the film.
brandonh83 said:Best case scenario.
The more GAFfers discuss things, the bigger the problems blow up under the microscope. I just don't see this exposition problem as a big deal at all. It wasn't clunky, it wasn't contrived - it flowed smoothly and through the characters naturally. And the movie even opens with a big set piece that explains next to nothing, thrusting the concept right into the audience's face in a way that makes'em say "please tell me what the fuck just happened". It's exposition, of course, you can't call it otherwise, but I don't see anything wrong with well done exposition.effzee said:I guess I might be the odd man out but I never felt like I was being spoon fed when watching Inception. I must not have that critical eye because I remember having one of the best experiences in a movie theater even though someone had spoiled the ending somewhat for me (I fucking want to kill this person till this day). To me it flowed perfectly and it felt like it was setting up for a big conclusion which it led to. I mean how else was it supposed to be done? I was never bored or thinking OMG THEY ARE EXPLAINING TOO MUCH SOMEONE HELP!
brandonh83 said:I've got to say-- congrats to everyone-- despite the ridiculously varying degrees of opinions being tossed around, things haven't once gotten out of hand.
If this were a Zelda topic...
I was amongst them.BruceLeeRoy said:Exactly. The more I think about that movie the more I remember how terrible it was. What really pisses me off is all the people that saw that shitty film without getting the chance to read the book instead.
Seems like you haven't been in a topic discussing the attractiveness of a woman.hamchan said:Also this being the Off Topic and all, it's supposedly more civilized over here.
Linkzg said:Academy awards suck. Zodiac was robbed before it was able to get robbed.
StuBurns said:I was amongst them.
Hendricks has hurt this community.SpeedingUptoStop said:Seems like you haven't been in a topic discussing the attractiveness of a woman.
no, good sir, Hendricks has SAVED THIS COMMUNITY!!!StuBurns said:Hendricks has hurt this community.
StuBurns said:One of the things I must disliked about SI is the 'twist', I knew it about forty seconds into the film when he was on the boat and it flashed to the wrist restraints. It got less subtle from there, and then they have the arrogance to give it a big reveal as if they haven't made it blatantly clear throughout the film.
SpeedingUptoStop said:The more GAFfers discuss things, the bigger the problems blow up under the microscope. I just don't see this exposition problem as a big deal at all. It wasn't clunky, it wasn't contrived - it flowed smoothly and through the characters naturally. And the movie even opens with a big set piece that explains next to nothing, thrusting the concept right into the audience's face in a way that makes'em say "please tell me what the fuck just happened". It's exposition, of course, you can't call it otherwise, but I don't see anything wrong with well done exposition.
But could she save our community?SpeedingUptoStop said:no, good sir, Hendricks has SAVED THIS COMMUNITY!!!
LET'S FITE
Hendricks' knockers shoot Community's ratings straight to the tops of the charts like a rocket.StuBurns said:But could she save our community?
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JayDubya said:DKR had Joker and Superman as the chief antagonists, though. So... Yeah.
EliCash said:And if this is indeed Nolan's last Batman, then Batman 4 should be an R rated movie based on Arkham Asylum called "Arkham" and directed by David Lynch.Not really, it would be kind of cool though.
Willy105 said:In all seriousness, it would probably be a Superman/Batman teamup.
Willy105 said:In all seriousness, it would probably be a Superman/Batman teamup.
Willy105 said:In all seriousness, it would probably be a Superman/Batman teamup.
jett said:Shutter Island is hugely overrated around these parts. That is one movie I don't get the praise for, for me it's easily the worst Scorsese movie of the DiCaprio-age. Maybe I need to see it again, but I doubt my opinion will change.
Solo said:You could? I just remember flashing disco lights, pumping bass and a bunch of messy cuts back and forth from Roberts to Batman doing...something.
brandonh83 said:Yeah I mean forget about all the fantastically creepy sequences, mindblowing atmospherics, awesome throwback score, the incredibly thick dream sequences with that haunting music, and the list goes on. Fuck all of that-- you guessed the twist. Nothing else matters, even though the twist plays into virtually every scene in the film in some capacity. He's a smore.
Blader5489 said:That award goes to Gangs of New York. That movie fucking sucked. It's Scorsese's own Crystal Skull.
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I will concede DDL was pretty damn cool in it.
But, I mean, come on. It's DDL.
Gay-GAF is glad to hear this.EliCash said:The dude's so fucking versatile.
Blader5489 said:Okay, we could also talk about the hokey dialogue, the extremely noticeable CG and greenscreens, the MAJOR EXPOSITION where the film's biggest plot points have to be explained and spoken directly to the audience (at least with Inception, there's a visual accompaniment to the exposition).
brandonh83 said:Hm. I felt the film was mostly about explaining it and developing Leo's character. At least that's what I got from it. Yeah you have scenes that spell it out. But for me it's making all the connections and how the twist affects every other scene.
I've seen people claim that they guessed the twist in Silent Hill 2, but that game was about you, the player, gradually getting all the clues and pieces to the puzzle. It also had a few scenes where they practically tell you what's going on, like when Laura yells "you never loved Mary anyway!" Not to mention all the blatant symbolism going on like Pyramid Head raping mannequins, Maria, who not-so-coincidentally looks exactly like Mary and dies multiple times before his eyes, and so on.
But like Shutter Island, what I dig is the details and how the twist retroactively makes the entire story cooler and gives everything more depth and meaning. It's not so much the twist itself or how obvious they make it.
brandonh83 said:yeah I mean if I let a couple of hokey lines and a couple of less than stellar CG shots here and there ruin things for me I would like maybe 2-3 movies per year.
I don't need every single thing about a product to be spit-shined in order to love it, especially when otherwise, there's a lot of great things about it that overshadow the flaws.
Blader5489 said:I'm not nitpicking, I'm addressing some of the topics you complained no one ever addressed.
Blader5489 said:Clearly :lol
arab said:shitty title but nolan has my complete faith
The movie was better than the book. And I had read the book beforehand. There you go.BruceLeeRoy said:Exactly. The more I think about that movie the more I remember how terrible it was. What really pisses me off is all the people that saw that shitty film without getting the chance to read the book instead.
EliCash said:The thing is Tom Hardy could pull off any villain probably, even cat woman. The dude's so fucking versatile.
Blader5489 said:That award goes to Gangs of New York. That movie fucking sucked. It's Scorsese's own Crystal Skull.
bud said:that would mean it'd make scorsese look talentless, which it doesn't. i actually saw kotcs last night and i was blown away by just how plain fuckin' bad it was. a villain that's just... there. incredibly bland action sequences. giant ants. aliens.
without ddl, gony still wouldn't even come to close to being scorsese's kotcs.
brandonh83 said:bland action? oh come on. hate the effects style and monkeys all you want, but the jungle chase was awesomely staged with incredible music. also the chase scene through the college campus was well done. Spielberg can craft great action even in his lesser films. I mean it had swordfighting on top of moving vehicles and it was still shot very well.
I know there's this trend to shit on Spielberg and Cameron these days but they still do better action sequences than 99% of these pale imitators. hate the movies all you want, that's cool, but the action is great in both Avatar and Skull.