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[deltacanuckian]

this is a deep satire of videogame conferences i think

To be fair, Devolver's "conference" ended quite a while ago. This is something Twitch is doing.

 

[eXistor]

That was a great skit. Just a giant (and deserved) "fuck you" to conglomerates. I love it.

 

[Bronetta]

OH MY GOD

 

[ctfg23]

SHAUN!

 

[SinCityAssassin]

I'm in a cyclical phase of rebirth and reawakening and I still have no idea what is happening and it needs to continue.

 

[Hierophant]

SHAUN

 

[Trace]

SHAUNNNNN

 

[Maintenance]

Wait what is even going on.

 

[BinaryPork2737]

I never expected the Shaun glitch video to be part of E3 history.

What a time to be alive.

 

[Duckhuntdog]

"You've got what yo... SHAUN!!

 

[qko]

SHAUN

 

[Hierophant]

How the hell can Sony possibly top this?

can we hire these guys for next years sony conference/every conference?
i want to see kaz come on stage as a sentient PS5

 

[Oreiller]

I guess I should play Heavy Rain eventually.

 

[Bronetta]

PRESS X TO SHAUN!

 

[Sigismundo]

Wait what is even going on.

Shaun.

 

[guybrushfreeman]

How the hell can Sony possibly top this?

Sony's press conference is just a live stage performance of the true ending of Drakenguard 3. Then half an hour of a live stage demo of the character creator from Sonic Forces with members of the Sonic fan art community. Finally, FF7 remake is delayed until 2020. Fin

 

[Trace]

THE ATARI JAGUAR

God damn this stream

 

[SinCityAssassin]

Oh hey Jaguar commercial

 

[Parham]

are you 32Xing yet? B)

 

[AudioEppa]

How the hell can Sony possibly top this?

How? Easy. The beginning montage will be enough.

 

[Grassy]

Totally Xtreme Gameplay bros

 

[AHA-Lambda]

Only just up, where can I catch up on all this? Seems there is a lot more than just the 15 min conference?

 

[sviri]

I feel... dirty, after having watched all of this.

 

[SinCityAssassin]

How? Easy. The beginning montage will be enough.

I dunno, this is getting up there.

 

[Hierophant]

is this a fucking trap remix of the lavender town theme

 

[Bronetta]

Only just up, where can I catch up on all this? Seems there is a lot more than just the 15 min conference?

Oh you sweet summer child

 

[guybrushfreeman]

I feel... dirty, after having watched all of this.

Once the madness is inside you it never leaves

 

[Uzzy]

How the hell can Sony possibly top this?

They can't. E3 conferences as they were are over. Everyone will have to adapt to the new world this stream had augured.

 

[Trace]

This stream has single handily saved E3.

It is legendary.

 

[ctfg23]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[cptodin]

This is soo good

 

[Pikma]

What the fuck

 

[Tempy]

I just woke up and omg am I still dreaming?

 

[Parham]

How? Easy. The beginning montage will be enough.

this is the wrong answer

 

[nubbe]

it has gone too far

 

[Bronetta]

 

[BeatnikGunsoo]

God I hope they archive this 🕵

 

[SinCityAssassin]

I'm going to die in seven days now.

 

[AudioEppa]

this is the wrong answer

Oh well.

 

[callhitman]

So far this e3 sucks as far as I feel. So sone and nintendo save me.

 

[SinCityAssassin]

Futureman is back.

 

[Lain]

How the hell can Sony possibly top this?

No mere mortal could ever hope to top this.

 

[AHA-Lambda]

what the?

anyway to watch all of this?

 

[Steel]

I just tuned back in at Shaun and claymation creepiness. Holy shit.

 

[Trace]

what the?

anyway to watch all of this?

I have to imagine they'll archive all of this. It's truly mind-bending.

 

[mamoniadas]

Kudos if they fill the whole block. I gotta sleep and take (i.e: fail) a final in 6 hours.

 

[AudioEppa]

So far this e3 sucks as far as I feel. So Sony and nintendo save me.

Don't worry. Tomorrow night this lackluster E3 will be rejuvenated by greatness. Just wait

 

[SinCityAssassin]

Don't worry. Tomorrow night this lackluster E3 will be rejuvenated by greatness. Just wait

you mean morning with the PC Gaming Show.

 

[veloxStrix]

How the hell can Sony possibly top this?

The stage is dimly lit; the fans murmur restlessly in the crowd. Every member of Sony's E3 team walk out onto the stage in unison, turn to face the mass of seated humans, then turn again and walk off. The stage is now dark. The screens light up. It's a trailer. For a video game. There is a boy and his giant bird cat-dog. The fans are confused. It appears to be a trailer for the recently released The Last Guardian by famed video game director Fumito Ueda. But something is different. And then you realize. The Last Guardian never came out. It was all a sham. This is the last The Last Guardian. The fans whimper softly, tears streaming from their eyes. They are falling out of their seats, trying to climb to the stage, but gentle hands reach out from the darkness and hold them at bay - softly, softly tilting their chins so they can behold what's going on the screen. The trailer lasts 30 seconds. Everyone realizes at once, a single truth. Without the wait for The Last Guardian, they had no purpose. No meaning. No raison d'etre. The conference is streamed all over the world. Distributed in the form of Game Boy Color cartridges and Betamax in third-world countries. World peace at last. Everyone happy. Forever. Waiting. Together, as one.

Or they could show some games that people want or something. I'm not an expert.

 

[qko]

this is the wrong answer

fanboy alert!