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[KingFire]

My workouts lately have not been as intense as usual because I cut out caffeine of my diet. Yesterday I tried something new, I worked out at home while porn was playing in the background. My workout was very intense and I am experiencing some epic DOMS right now.

I workout at home and the gym. I use the gym for my leg days since I don't have a squat rack in my place. Tomorrow is my leg day and I am thinking that I should rip some MP3 porn into my phone and listen to it while working out in the gym (using ear buds of course!).

Thoughts, GAF?

 

[stufte]

beware of green noises.

 

[Courage]

lmfao

 

[Jazzy Network]

Make sure your headphones are plugged in.

 

[grumble]

Two thoughts. Gym boners and people can hear your music through earbuds.

 

[Persona7]

beware of shot web

 

[LiK]

so you can exercise with a giant hard-on?

 

[KingFire]

Two thoughts. Gym boners and people can hear your music through earbuds.

I did not get a boner. I was just focused on my workout. The earbud might be a problem though...

 

[Ace 8095]

Epic DOMS bro.

 

[speculawyer]

I would find that very distracting, frustrating, and/or boring.

 

[jerry1594]

so you can exercise with a giant hard-on?

Gets your blood pumping

 

[stufte]

so you can exercise with a giant hard-on?

you're rather generous.

 

[AlexMogil]

Y'all need Jesus

 

[enzo_gt]

I did not get a boner. I was just focused on my workout. The earbud might be a problem though...

SO WHAT IS THE POINT THEN

 

[Mau ®]

Mmhm.

The OP's idea is actully very interesting. I find that if I'm horny my workouts are better. Probably has to do with the testosterone levels.

Imma try it tomorrow.

 

[Ampersands]

Be careful with weights OP.

 

[dekline]

Nothing wrong with getting your pump on.

 

[Slayer-33]

Now I've heard everything

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Y'all need Jesus

.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

How could this possibly go wrong?

FitGAF, I hope you remember this thread the next time you see someone with earbuds at the gym.

 

[Jibber Hack]

Beware classical conditioning. Soon every time you work out you will be horny as fuck.

 

[Az]

No boners in the squat rack.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

 

[KingFire]

Beware classical conditioning. Soon every time you work out you will be horny as fuck.

every time I watch porn I want to workout

 

[D4Danger]

isn't this what Patrick Bateman does in American Psycho?

 

[Two Words]

You want the blood flowing to your muscles, not your penis.

 

[Mortemis]

How did this idea even cross your mind OP. "I'm starting to get tired, maybe some porn will motivate me!"

 

[Admiral Bone to Pick]

Beware classical conditioning. Soon every time you work out you will be horny as fuck.

Or every time he's horny, he'll work out!

Motivation for fitness baby!

 

[Pete Rock]

On that juice brah!

 

[Funky Papa]

I'm laughing my ass off. Like, uncontrollably.

I'm also totally going to try it.

Good going, OP.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

what about one of those POV ones with surround sound?

 

[Oersted]

so you can exercise with a giant hard-on?

 

[Halo 2]

I would start cracking up whenever my reps matched the moans.

 

[Blargonaut]

My workouts lately have not been as intense as usual because I cut out caffeine of my diet. Yesterday I tried something new, I worked out at home while porn was playing in the background. My workout was very intense and I am experiencing some epic DOMS right now.

 

[speculawyer]

Beware classical conditioning. Soon every time you work out you will be horny as fuck.

every time I watch porn I want to workout

Touche!

Genius.

 

[maquiladora]

Brucie Kibbutz would do this.

 

[Yawnier]

whatever gets you through the day

 

[BobbyRobby]

I remember I was watching Jay Leno as a kid and George Foreman was on, and he said he'd withhold sex while training and indulge right before the fight.

 

[Mistake]

I do this sometimes since I heard weltall mention it in a anime/manga pulse podcast. Only at home though.

 

[PaulExcellent]

Cock push-ups, bro.

 

[plasmawave]

I am simply not there...

 

[HiResDes]

Mmhm.

The OP's idea is actully very interesting. I find that if I'm horny my workouts are better. Probably has to do with the testosterone levels.

Imma try it tomorrow.

I agree

 

[FullMetaltech]

Beware classical conditioning. Soon every time you work out you will be horny as fuck.

Like that espisode of Sienfeld with George having food during sex. Beware OP it might change you.

 

[AoM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdVCfDioTcY

 

[Jibber Hack]

every time I watch porn I want to workout

Fair enough. Proceed.

 

[Secret Fawful]

I enjoyed OP very much as the villain in Die Hard 2.

 

[Tuck]

beware of green noises.

Amazing.

 

[Wreck-It Ralph]

Am I the only one who doesn't know what the fuck DOMS is

 

[Courage]

Am I the only one who doesn't know what the fuck DOMS is

Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness

 

[Boogie9IGN]

Am I the only one who doesn't know what the fuck DOMS is

iirc it's when your muscles are sore, usually after exercise for example