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[jacobs34]

What is going on in the Off Topic forums today?

 

[eosos]

Am I the only one who doesn't know what the fuck DOMS is

You don't even lift bro.

 

[NoTacos]

so you can exercise with a giant hard-on?

Max blood flow, wrong location.

 

[Vermillion]

What is going on in the Off Topic forums today?

What do you mean "today"?

 

[Courage]

What is going on in the Off Topic forums today?

I'd rather have this than "the girl in my accounting class glanced at me for a split second, what restaurant should I take her out for our honeymoon?"

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

Uh...music? I don't know how you did it; shit would just be distracting to me.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Guys, this was done in The League. It's proven.

I've never tried it but I think I will when I have to do my 3 plates squats and DLs.

 

[NoTacos]

Do not wear boxers OP, only briefs. Also biking/compression shorts if possible.

Otherwise your audience may not be able to handle the girth.

 

[Smellycat]

Seriously?

 

[Contra11]

دق جلبة أفضل لك

 

[amar212]

60 replies and no Patric Bateman references?

Anyone?

 

[SmithnCo]

Sounds distracting.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

This place..lol.

60 replies and no Patric Bateman references?

Anyone?

 

[chadtwo]

What exactly is the point?

 

[Rastafarian42]

I thought I've heard it all here on GAF....
I was wrong.

 

[D4Danger]

60 replies and no Patric Bateman references?

Anyone?

there's at least two

 

[terrisus]

beware of green noises.

Make sure your headphones are plugged in.

Don't work out in your sister's room.

 

[Joeki11a]

Katja Kassin Nurse scene, probably the best Nurse scene of all times

 

[SugarDaddy]

There is some legitimacy to this, I think I recall a study where lifting in front of someone you're sexually attracted to is linked to increased testosterone production and thus a more achieving lift. So it's possible the sound of sex is equivalent to the visual stimulation of someone hot and it could be having the same effect.

Or none of this could be true and you just got DOMS from jerking off too much.

Dunno... I guess keep doing it if you think it improves your workout.

 

[Yawnier]

I'd rather have this than "the girl in my accounting class glanced at me for a split second, what restaurant should I take her out for our honeymoon?"

lmao

 

[Secret_asian_man]

lol this is great. Go for it OP

 

[PhantomHound]

I workout at home and the gym. I use the gym for my leg days since I don't have a squat rack in my place. Tomorrow is my leg day and I am thinking that I should rip some MP3 porn into my phone and listen to it while working out in the gym (using ear buds of course!).

Thoughts, GAF?

 

[ZealousD]

Dude.

Just listen to some Trance, or something.

 

[Pete Rock]

Why do we have to limit this to working out though? I think we should collectively compose a pornographic symphony. I mean technically we already do/are, but you know, put it down on vinyl.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Just workout with this lady, she'll get you pumping...

 

[PhantomHound]

Just workout with this lady, she'll get you pumping...

 

[Calvero]

Have you been watching The League?

 

[commedieu]

I like the way you roll.

 

[Sigmaah]

Bruh what the fuck

 

[jooey]

what's next, taking creepshots as a motivator?

 

[Piercedveil]

I'm not even surprised to read this stuff anymore.

 

[jasonng]

Why does this make sense in my head? It's not suppose to.

 

[Fantastic Mr.Fox]

I'm not even surprised to read this stuff anymore.

sigh.

 

[akira28]

Mmhm.

The OP's idea is actully very interesting. I find that if I'm horny my workouts are better. Probably has to do with the testosterone levels.

Imma try it tomorrow.

good way to pull something internally. I wouldn't recommend. I'll say no more.

 

[Brazil]

That's one hell of a great gif. I can't even see the loop.

 

[oni_saru]

At first i was like "mp3 porn wut" but then i remembered bl drama CDs.

Power to your boner man!

 

[lem0n]

every time I watch porn I want to workout

If you work out 3 times a day you will hurt yourself bro

 

[T.M. MacReady]

I can't even read OT at work anymore because the thread titles alone would be embarrassing or inappropriate for someone to see if they read over my shoulder. I don't know if this is the image we want to present to outsiders or newbies who wonder what our community is like.

 

[Carl]

I can't even read OT at work anymore because the thread titles alone would be embarrassing or inappropriate for someone to see if they read over my shoulder. I don't know if this is the image we want to present to outsiders or newbies who wonder what our community is like.

But threads like this are the best thing about OT

 

[ryutaro's mama]

We need moar Presidential debate gifs.

 

[theytookourjobz]

Anyone remember the similar track from an old Adam Sandler CD?

 

[bidguy]

"hey bro what you listening to ?"

"krissy lynn - ass titans 4"

 

[Mashin Haters]

MAKE SURE U PLUG UR HEADPHONES IN OP

 

[Bo Knows GAF]

Didn't Kevin from The League do this? Or he was only allowed to watch porn if he was running on the tredmill lololololol
Now I know it's a real thing

 

[HI. BILLY MAYS HERE]

OP

You drunk off them roids

 

[FyreWulff]

That's really dangerous to do that at the gym

One hard step or lunge, your headphones pull out and porn just starts spraying everywhere

 

[plainr_]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this. Always wanted to do this but I'm too lazy to rip some tracks.

 

[javac]

Get an MP3 version of one of those jerk off instructional videos, but as always it's important that you don't climax until she tells you to! Jerk off in the middle of the gym to show your dominance.

 

[SJS]

Yup.

Make sure your headphones are plugged in.

beware of shot web

Don't work out in your sister's room.

MAKE SURE U PLUG UR HEADPHONES IN OP

 

[BearFlexington]

You're clearly running on you're on set of rails. More power to you. Just be prepared for "Weird/creepy/scary guy" status when someone catches the feint moan of a wayward college dropout over the 24-Hour Fitness Top 40 Muzak CD.