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The Easy Road to Epic DOMS - Listening to Porn While Working Out

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PhantomHound

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Just don't watch this porn... or you'll end up laughing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mI407Uks4
 
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TxdoHawk

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At my last helpdesk job, I supported many companies, including a chain of NYC fitness clubs.

The owner of this chain had spyware issues on his office PC, constantly. "Look," he told me one day "I just want to do two things: Work out, and watch porn."

It was way too much information at the time, but maybe OP is onto something.

I'm glad all my troubleshooting for that place was remote.
 
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KingFire

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TeethMummy said:
I can't even read OT at work anymore because the thread titles alone would be embarrassing or inappropriate for someone to see if they read over my shoulder. I don't know if this is the image we want to present to outsiders or newbies who wonder what our community is like.
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I'd be mad at you if I were your boss. Not because you are reading threads about porn, but because you are browsing the internet and being unproductive.
 
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Maidenpool?

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Porn boosts testosterone levels (if you just watch and don't "participate" if you know what I mean.)
OP should just probably save up and build a home gym, then he could do whatever he wants
 
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Az987

all good things
You'll get too horny at the gym. It might cause a problem.

Just do what the rest of us normal people do and pay two hookers to have sex while you workout naked.
 
Tesseract

Tesseract

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breh if there one way to not be a cum chump, you found it. get your pump on while the people in the porn getting their pump on as you cum when they cum like arnold says you is be cumming all the time.

i am proud of you, op. you officially an cum champ!

fucking you deed it maybes, you da best
 
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Ville Pukema

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I was thinking about this one day when I heard that men who masturbate have higher testotetonre in your blood.

Some links I foiund quikly
http://examine.com/faq/how-can-i-increase-testosterone-naturally.html
Watching sexually arousing films (porn), or just being sexually aroused, can increase testosterone secretion in men[7][8] watching 4 minutes of erotica can also increase subsequent performance on a 3 rep squat.[9]

The increase when sexually aroused is minor and transient, with 25.2+/-6.3nmol/l in the sexually aroused group and 22.2+/-5.6 nmol/l in control. The arousal does not need to be great, as testosterone increases are seen even after social interaction with attractive females.[10][11] After a 5 minute conversation with an attractive woman, male testosterone levels can increase up to 30% from baseline (relative to an increase of 13% for conversing with males).[11] This degree of testosterone increase is unlikely to exert any anabolic effect on muscle tissue, but can contribute to neurology.

Interestingly, the level of interest females show does not seem to matter in regards to testosterone increases (as measured by flirtatious v. aloof confederates) nor does the female's perception of how the male may have reacted to their advances.
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Would be interesting to know if you work out at home does your testies increase if you chat with your mom or other family. Talking to dog I would presume doesnt do the thing, for most of you.

But yeah, that might explain in subconsious why men oogle and look dem womans in gym and being creepy, they just want their testos gains, even better if they dare to talk them. That research tell men doesnt even need negative answer from females, negative will increase jsut the same gain wise. Beeing creepy stalker is not cool and its quite mean to the girls. Would probably be best if they would have Pornoshow days at gyms where they play some hard core pornography or just play motivational fitness girl and boy videos, I bet those get aroused most of us.

Would like to know if it is same to be aroused 15min or 8h, or if some athletes allready use this method. Tiger woods was just doping with the woman, getting hes testos high. brillliant.


slighlty off topic vampire stuff.

I wonder if vampire prefer the blood of masturbating man over some strickly no porn male. Would make interesting vampire diaries or True blood episode. "I'm going to suck you dry, but first I want to you to masturbate, you can touch my tits if it helps" or if summerhalder vampire was in masturbation blood he could ask the victims to close their eyes and ask them to crab hes fit buttocks and imagine something sexy before being sucked out of testosterone rich blood.
 
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Shmeagatory94

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Ville Pukema said:
I was thinking about this one day when I heard that men who masturbate have higher testotetonre in your blood.

Some links I foiund quikly
http://examine.com/faq/how-can-i-increase-testosterone-naturally.html

Watching sexually arousing films (porn), or just being sexually aroused, can increase testosterone secretion in men[7][8] watching 4 minutes of erotica can also increase subsequent performance on a 3 rep squat.[9]

The increase when sexually aroused is minor and transient, with 25.2+/-6.3nmol/l in the sexually aroused group and 22.2+/-5.6 nmol/l in control. The arousal does not need to be great, as testosterone increases are seen even after social interaction with attractive females.[10][11] After a 5 minute conversation with an attractive woman, male testosterone levels can increase up to 30% from baseline (relative to an increase of 13% for conversing with males).[11] This degree of testosterone increase is unlikely to exert any anabolic effect on muscle tissue, but can contribute to neurology.

Interestingly, the level of interest females show does not seem to matter in regards to testosterone increases (as measured by flirtatious v. aloof confederates) nor does the female's perception of how the male may have reacted to their advances.

Would be interesting to know if you work out at home does your testies increase if you chat with your mom or other family. Talking to dog I would presume doesnt do the thing, for most of you.

But yeah, that might explain in subconsious why men oogle and look dem womans in gym and being creepy, they just want their testos gains, even better if they dare to talk them. That research tell men doesnt even need negative answer from females, negative will increase jsut the same gain wise. Beeing creepy stalker is not cool and its quite mean to the girls. Would probably be best if they would have Pornoshow days at gyms where they play some hard core pornography or just play motivational fitness girl and boy videos, I bet those get aroused most of us.

Would like to know if it is same to be aroused 15min or 8h, or if some athletes allready use this method. Tiger woods was just doping with the woman, getting hes testos high. brillliant.


slighlty off topic vampire stuff.

I wonder if vampire prefer the blood of masturbating man over some strickly no porn male. Would make interesting vampire diaries or True blood episode. "I'm going to suck you dry, but first I want to you to masturbate, you can touch my tits if it helps" or if summerhalder vampire was in masturbation blood he could ask the victims to close their eyes and ask them to crab hes fit buttocks and imagine something sexy before being sucked out of testosterone rich blood.
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KingFire

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Ville Pukema said:
I was thinking about this one day when I heard that men who masturbate have higher testotetonre in your blood.

Some links I foiund quikly
http://examine.com/faq/how-can-i-increase-testosterone-naturally.html

Would be interesting to know if you work out at home does your testies increase if you chat with your mom or other family. Talking to dog I would presume doesnt do the thing, for most of you.

But yeah, that might explain in subconsious why men oogle and look dem womans in gym and being creepy, they just want their testos gains, even better if they dare to talk them. That research tell men doesnt even need negative answer from females, negative will increase jsut the same gain wise. Beeing creepy stalker is not cool and its quite mean to the girls. Would probably be best if they would have Pornoshow days at gyms where they play some hard core pornography or just play motivational fitness girl and boy videos, I bet those get aroused most of us.

Would like to know if it is same to be aroused 15min or 8h, or if some athletes allready use this method. Tiger woods was just doping with the woman, getting hes testos high. brillliant.


slighlty off topic vampire stuff.

I wonder if vampire prefer the blood of masturbating man over some strickly no porn male. Would make interesting vampire diaries or True blood episode. "I'm going to suck you dry, but first I want to you to masturbate, you can touch my tits if it helps" or if summerhalder vampire was in masturbation blood he could ask the victims to close their eyes and ask them to crab hes fit buttocks and imagine something sexy before being sucked out of testosterone rich blood.
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Okay I thought my thread was weird, but this....
 
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Now I'm not fucking around when I say that I want a 1 hour track with nothing but porn noises for my training.

Whoever finds/creates it first will have my undying appreciation.
 
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EVIL

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Ville Pukema said:
I was thinking about this one day when I heard that men who masturbate have higher testotetonre in your blood.

Some links I foiund quikly
http://examine.com/faq/how-can-i-increase-testosterone-naturally.html

Would be interesting to know if you work out at home does your testies increase if you chat with your mom or other family. Talking to dog I would presume doesnt do the thing, for most of you.

But yeah, that might explain in subconsious why men oogle and look dem womans in gym and being creepy, they just want their testos gains, even better if they dare to talk them. That research tell men doesnt even need negative answer from females, negative will increase jsut the same gain wise. Beeing creepy stalker is not cool and its quite mean to the girls. Would probably be best if they would have Pornoshow days at gyms where they play some hard core pornography or just play motivational fitness girl and boy videos, I bet those get aroused most of us.

Would like to know if it is same to be aroused 15min or 8h, or if some athletes allready use this method. Tiger woods was just doping with the woman, getting hes testos high. brillliant.


slighlty off topic vampire stuff.

I wonder if vampire prefer the blood of masturbating man over some strickly no porn male. Would make interesting vampire diaries or True blood episode. "I'm going to suck you dry, but first I want to you to masturbate, you can touch my tits if it helps" or if summerhalder vampire was in masturbation blood he could ask the victims to close their eyes and ask them to crab hes fit buttocks and imagine something sexy before being sucked out of testosterone rich blood.
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