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[Echoes of Pink]

Bruce Willis

 

[Milabrega]

with rumors floating around that the role has been offered to Bruce Willis

This movie keeps getting better and better!

 

[Big-E]

I don't think I can take Bruce being in this to.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Gary Daniels?! YES!!!!!

This is going to be the best movie evarrrrrr!

 

[Tom_Cody]

 

[Doubledex]

I don't think I can take Bruce being in this to.

I heard that this movie will put hairs on your chest. You better watch out ^^

 

[Marvie_3]

Holy shit!

 

[Doubledex]

Gary Daniels confirmed to fight Jet Li/Jason Statham!

Gary Daniels tells me he’s roasting like a marshmallow over a fire over there in Brazil, where he’s filming a role in Sylvester Stallone’s all-star CytoSport Muscle Milk advertisement “The Expendables”.

Yep, that’s right, another action-movie star is onboard. Can the cast of this thing be any fatter!?

Daniels, soon to be seen as Bryan Fury in the film adaptation of “Tekken” (left), has spent the last couple of weeks in República Federativa do Brasil, working alongside Stallone, Jason Statham and Eric Roberts. The Brit plays one of the villains – someone who ultimately comes to blows with Statham and Jet Li’s characters, which should make for an explosive mêlée!

 

[Rur0ni]

It can't be said enough. The manliness is just ooooozing. I feel so dirty. I need exfoliating face wash.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

GODDAMN! GOD DAMN!!

 

[shintoki]

I think they just came up with the eternal question which man has asked since the dawn of time. Is it possible to make your penis bigger then what it already is?

Today we have the answer, This movie. The cast is just a 6 month erection that isn't going away.

 

[Sinatar]

The Nogueria brothers are playing henchman?

Nog vs. Couture in movie form perhaps?

 

[Marvie_3]

After Sly unveiled the trailer for Rambo IV, the wait was excrutiating for me. There isn't even a trailer for The Expendables yet and I'm already going nuts waiting for it..

 

[wRATH2x]

Bruce FUCKING Willis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gary FUCKING Daniels!!!!!!!!!!!

My god this movie is a huge boner that is a force to be reckoned with.

 

[Doubledex]

I think they just came up with the eternal question which man has asked since the dawn of time. Is it possible to make your penis bigger then what it already is?

Today we have the answer, This movie. The cast is just a 6 month erection that isn't going away.

 

[whytemyke]

he should find a way to fit that pilot that landed on the Hudson into the movie, too. Sully.

 

[Hootie]

After Sly unveiled the trailer for Rambo IV, the wait was excrutiating for me. There isn't even a trailer for The Expendables yet and I'm already going nuts waiting for it..

As soon as the DVD is released, we're having an Expendables GAF-Watch every fucking day.

 

[Marvie_3]

As soon as the DVD is released, we're having an Expendables GAF-Watch every fucking day.

I think we should road trip opening night. :lol

 

[Hootie]

I think we should road trip opening night. :lol

Hell, let's start camping at a theater right now.

 

[Marvie_3]

Hell, let's start camping at a theater right now.

Then I'll feel like a Star Wars nerd....

 

[Hootie]

Then I'll feel like a Star Wars nerd....

But deep down you'll know it's for a glorious cause. This is going to be the most epic movie ever created, bar none.

 

[NYR]

Why are people acting like Willis has accepted the role?? The hype in this thread...jeez.

 

[Marvie_3]

But deep down you'll know it's for a glorious cause. This is going to be the most epic movie ever created, bar none.

That I agree with.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Now I know better than to trust Wikipedia, but the possibility has me going from six to noon:

Cast

* Sylvester Stallone as Barney Ross
* Mickey Rourke as Tool
* Jason Statham as Lee Christmas
* Jet Li as Kong Bao
* Dolph Lundgren as Gunnar Jensen
* Terry Crews as Hale Caesar
* Steve Austin as Dan Paine
* Danny Trejo as Emanuel
* Giselle Itié as Sandra
* Randy Couture as Toll Road
* Charisma Carpenter as Lacy
* Eric Roberts as Monroe
* Arnold Schwarzenegger
* David Zayas as Garza, The Dictator
* Brittany Murphy as Tool's Girlfriend
* Gary Daniels as The Brit
* Bruce Willis as Church
* Steven Seagal as Agent Will Sands
* Chuck Norris as Paul McNeil, The President of the USA.

Surely not...

 

[Stinkles]

Why are people acting like Willis has accepted the role?? The hype in this thread...jeez.

Yipeekay-ay motherfucker.

 

[Doubledex]

Now I know better than to trust Wikipedia, but the possibility has me going from six to noon:



Surely not...

Seagal and Norris are NOT in it!

 

[Guzim]

After Sly unveiled the trailer for Rambo IV, the wait was excrutiating for me. There isn't even a trailer for The Expendables yet and I'm already going nuts waiting for it..

On that note, why the hell isn't Bolo Yeung in this movie?

 

[Jamesfrom818]

There is now way this much awesome can be contained within a single movie.

 

[SnakeXs]

Seagal and Norris are NOT in it!

 

[Tom_Cody]

First official set photos:

 

[J2 Cool]

OMG. Go Stallone! He looks bad ass in that first picture

 

[digita1alchemy]

It's...glorious.

 

[Label]

Everytime I leave this thread I am grinning ear to ear. This movie is going to be fanfuckingtastic!

 

[szhred]

Epic movie is Epic!
http://ethelmae.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/runingslyexp_040609_ballard2461.jpg


-The Expendables blog
http://twitter.com/marialascala

 

[Wollan]

What puts a smile on my face is the thought of all these greats and recognizable faces coming together and go 'hell yeah, this is like the old times. We're back'. I want these people to take the max enjoyment out of this, it's weird.

 

[Marvie_3]

First official set photos:

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j75/JCudney/exp_040809_ballard1099_fire.jpg

Shiiiitttttt!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lebron]

never in my life did I think I would witness so much awesome.

 

[shintoki]

You know what I love about this the most

THEY ARE ACTUALLY UPDATING THE FANS! :lol Its not like other ones, like the Avatar thread. Where its some bullshit update with no meat to the bone. Just another...Oh yea, this movie is going be awesome wank off. I'm actually getting stuff here to make me excited. Stallone looks so awesome in that picture.

 

[Tom_Cody]

 

[digita1alchemy]

^ YES!

 

[mYm|17|]

this movie keeps getting better and better. Love the updates too, please keep them coming

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Yeah I'd say that face is avatar-worthy.

 

[Solo]

LOL at Eric Roberts face in that second pic :lol

 

[digita1alchemy]

What's so great about that picture is that looking at it, you can practically hear him.

"UUUGGHHAAAARRRUUAAAHHH!!!"

 

[Marvie_3]

Needed to be quoted. It's just too awesome.....

 

[Darklord]

This much awesome in this thread. God, my hype for this movie is insane. Every update I think "Can this get any better?" and the next update is 50 times more awesome.

 

[Tom_Cody]

Yeah I'd say that face is avatar-worthy.

I love it. I just wish I could get a front view of Eric Roberts' face from the explosion picture.

 

[Doubledex]

(look at Slys arms and then look at Stathams arms ^^ Damn Sly ^^)

SO good, DAMN!!!!!

 

[RSTEIN]

look at Slys arms and then look at Stathams arms ^^ Damn Sly ^^)

This movie will trump the second coming of Jesus but those arms are fucking disgusting. Those arms say "laugh at me, I use HGH and other neat things I inject into my body!"