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The GAF Crabcore Appreciation Thread

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What's worse? This crab-core shit or juggalos?

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Jroderton said:
Im just saying ive always liked the metalcore and shit like that. i dig attack attack cuz they different. im sure u guys have some guilty pleasures as far as music goes
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they're not different everyone in that band looks exactly the same!
 
I like how the front man for Attack Attack is some fat kid with REALLY tight ass fucking clothes. His fat jiggles while he's being so HxC makes it hard for me to take him seriously :lol
 
effingvic said:
I like how the front man for Attack Attack is some fat kid with REALLY tight ass fucking clothes. His fat jiggles while he's being so HxC makes it hard for me to take him seriously :lol
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That fat kid isn't even the screamer on the recording, he's a replacement after the real (read: good) screamer was kicked out of the band for not being Christian enough. I've been jocking these guys since they put out their first demo, but I can't say I'm excited for any new material knowing that. Austin (their original screamer/frontman) was the soul of the band, did their promotion, got them started, and did a great deal of the songwriting. The fat kid is fat and blows live. I can scream better than he can, which is pretty fucking sad.
 
No. This stuff cannot be appreciated for anything but comedic value. The OP has to be lying.
 
effingvic said:
exactly what is christian about them?
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the lyrics are absurdly blatant, probably the most Woo! Jesus lyrics I've heard in the genre.

and I quote the closing track off Someday Came Suddenly - Catfish Soup.

Again and again sing this that we live,
It's all we have to go off of.
This is a nightmare come to life,
This is something you'll regret at times.
When you see there's an end tonight.
Just think about this now,
As we come to an end.
The decisions you have,
Made will come back to haunt you,
And as the story ends and
You look to the sky,
This couldn't have happened by chance.
And Here's your escape as
He Calls out your name,
You fall to your knees
And answer his call.
But Here's your escape,
He calls out your name, you fall to your knees,
And answer His call.

Lord I will be anything for you.

Hallelujah, Hallelujah, saved by grace. x2

Hallelujah, I've been saved by grace,
Hallelujah, saved by grace.
And this is why, I've been saved,
By His grace.

Just think about this now,
As we come to an end.
The decisions you have,
Made will come back to haunt you,
And as the story ends and
You look to the sky,
This couldn't have happened by chance.
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I just realised - what is it with screamo/metalcore/emo song titles being some pop-culture/literature/random in-joke reference and it not having anything to do with the song's theme in general?

'Oooh, let's name our song about Jesus after some fucking Nickelodeon character.'

I haven't a problem with this in crabcore, mind you.
 
ghst said:
borderline terrible music i can listen to. as long as it has heart.

terrible, contrived amalgams of every filtered niche and subtrend into some pseudo post-fashionably ironic noise projected at me by some narcissistic cunts in ladieswear, i have less time for.
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There we go. :lol
 
-Eddman- said:
Sorry, but Yngwie Malmsteen did it first while killing fucking dragons. Proof that 80's cheesy fads >>> 2k's cheesy fads.

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I approve of this post 100%. The metal gods look favorably upon this one.
 
TriangularDuck said:
That fat kid isn't even the screamer on the recording, he's a replacement after the real (read: good) screamer was kicked out of the band for not being Christian enough. I've been jocking these guys since they put out their first demo, but I can't say I'm excited for any new material knowing that. Austin (their original screamer/frontman) was the soul of the band, did their promotion, got them started, and did a great deal of the songwriting. The fat kid is fat and blows live. I can scream better than he can, which is pretty fucking sad.
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Oh god. The autotune. The stop-start downtuned riffs. The uninspired electronica use. The awful screams. The fucking stupid hair and headbanging. The only thing that should be synchronized is helicopter head banging. Like this. Not jogging or whatever shit they are trying to express their individuality through.

I can understand embracing the image on a purely ironic stand (though that is silly), but actually enjoying the music?
 
Hellcrow said:
Oh god. The autotune. The stop-start downtuned riffs. The uninspired electronica use. The awful screams. The fucking stupid hair and headbanging. The only thing that should be synchronized is helicopter head banging. Like this. Not jogging or whatever shit they are trying to express their individuality through.

I can understand embracing the image on a purely ironic stand (though that is silly), but actually enjoying the music?
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Wow, that actually looks equally retarded.
 
This is going to make me hate good bands that are even remotely in the same stylistic ballpark as some aspect of this bullshit such as Rise Against and Thrice..

lolololololol

:(

That shit has to be a parody.
 
corkscrewblow said:
People like this "music"

mind = blown
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The sad thing? The girl in your avatar probably loves this shit. So sad.

Also, they covered "I Kissed a Girl"? Isn't that bad for them being Christians or something?
 
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