She found a dating app on her boyfriend’s phone. Then she bought a samurai sword.
Basically a woman thought her boyfriend was cheating on her so she did the natural thing...she bought a sword and tried to kill him. Spoiler alert: the guy lived and blessed us all with some of the best quotes ever...
The guy is a big PUBG player and its mentioned in the article...
...and possibly the best quote ever:
Basically a woman thought her boyfriend was cheating on her so she did the natural thing...she bought a sword and tried to kill him. Spoiler alert: the guy lived and blessed us all with some of the best quotes ever...
“I was able to wing chun my way to survival,” he told the Oregonian/OregonLive in an interview this week over Facebook messenger, referring to a Chinese martial art. He eventually wrapped Javier in a bear hug. “I saw the look in her eyes, and it scared the living poop out of me,” he told the news outlet. “I told her I loved her, and she was killing me. She needed to call police, or I was going to die.”
“I was just so proud for beating this samurai wannabe crazy lady with hate in her heart,” the 29-year-old told the Oregonian/OregonLive. “I’ve been preparing my whole life for something like this.”
The guy is a big PUBG player and its mentioned in the article...
The regimen also required “exercises for his hands, wrists and shoulders and also practicing mouse moves and techniques to maximize performance,” the paper reported.
“I wasn’t a sweaty nerd, more of an Ethlete,” Lovell told the Oregonian/OregonLive.
...and possibly the best quote ever:
“The feeling I had when I won the fight with my bare hands is just absolutely the best feeling,” Lovell boasted this week from the hospital. “I’ve played all the sports, won big games, landed some decent tricks on my snowboard. This was better.”