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The Hispanic Paradox

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SuperAngelo64 said:
The more I think about it, the more I realize that Hispanics are just plain hardy folk. Like Dwarves but brown, and real.

On topic, sort of:

My grandfather is from Nayarit, Mexico and he is hardy as fuck. He does things that I don't even really understand and try not to wrap my head around.

One time he caught a bee in mid flight and forced it to sting him in his radial artery, claiming that it's venom is good for you. What the shit?!

Someone once accidentally cleaved his hand with an axe. He wrapped it in a cloth held together with barbed wire and just let it heal on it's own.

He never went to see the doctor his entire life in the United States until everyone basically forced him to see one 2 years ago. Turns out he had fucking colon cancer. He ended up going into remission very quickly after chemo. He didn't think anything of it.

A month later he went back to work. Manual labor. He's 80.

I can't even fathom being that physically resilient.

Thats where my my dad's side of the family lives and owns. My great grandpa still lives...I think he's 100 already and still workin them cornfields and other irrigations. Also my grandpa is 70 and still works doing maintenance jobs or house repairs in his house. There's no sign in stopping that guy. Too stubborn to retire.
The only time I'd go to Nayarit is if they get a modern toilet and warm water runnin cuz I hate shittin on fuckin pozos and taking cold showers. I know I can heat the water up but it takes forever.

Also, have you ever noticed along the beaches/lakes those settlements by German folk???
 
el sacamantecas is a great nick if you ask me :lol It was 'el señor de los costales' for me.

♪
salva y tater tot son novios
y se besan
en la boca
♫

Nayarit...they drink caguamas like bottled water there. Very cool place/people :D
 
joeyjoejoeshabadoo said:
Is this like La Llorona? My cousins and I used to scare each other with that one. Shit was scary when you were 8.

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purple cobra said:
Yeah, it could be like 72 degrees at night here and moms' still be like "put on a jacket, it's cold". What?!

Also, this could just be a Puerto Rican thing, but did anybody ever get the penny on the forehead if you got the hiccups? I used to get that when I was young. It was that or a little piece of string wet with saliva on the forehead.

OMG!!!! Not for the hiccups but my mom and teachers made me do that whenever I had nosebleeds!
 
"the official hispaniGaf thread of Esprite & Vaporru brought to you by Goya: Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno"

:lol :lol
 
Is this like La Llorona? My cousins and I used to scare each other with that one. Shit was scary when you were 8.

No, el sacamantecas is still scary even when you are 26. It is based on a group of real Spanish serial murders.

The name derives from "sacar" ("to extract") and "manteca" ("body fat"). The crimes that inspired the "sacamantecas" boogeyman were very real and scary. It was a mix of the following criminals:

Romasanta: He lived on the XIXth century, and sold fat and grease for home use (leather preservation, lubricant, etc). Some of his neighbours claimed that the fat he obtained in order to elaborate these products came from muredered humans, so the goverment tried to arrest him. Now, this is when shit got real: he ran away and scaped, killing one policeman and nine people with his own teeth and actually eating parts of their body. He was latter diagnosed with lycantropy (it is an actual mental illness), and his execution sentence was conmuted into life prision in order to study his fascinant mental condition.

Juan Diaz de Garayo: Serial killer that killed up to six prostitutes inflicting horrible wounds to their bellys. Even thought he only killed one children, his fame for his hatred about children had to do with the fact that he was caught by the police due to a small girl: his face was so horrible that she got scared and started screaming her lungs out. People thought that he tried to molest her, and carried him to the nearest police station, where they latter discovered that he was the serial killer.

The "hombre del saco" also existed. It was an actual motherfucker that kidnapped and killed a seven year old children in order to obtain his body fat, which was very priced as it was believed that it acted as a remedy against tuberculosis at the time.

Quite awesome article about the origins of the "hombre del saco" and "sacamantecas" here:

http://tejiendoelmundo.wordpress.com/2009/03/23/mitos-y-leyendas-el-sacamantecas/
 
Ikael said:
No, el sacamantecas is still scary even when you are 26. It is based on a group of real Spanish serial murders.

The name derives from "sacar" ("to extract") and "manteca" ("body fat"). The crimes that inspired the "sacamantecas" boogeyman were very real and scary. It was a mix of the following criminals:

Romasanta: He lived on the XIXth century, and sold fat and grease for home use (leather preservation, lubricant, etc). Some of his neighbours claimed that the fat he obtained in order to elaborate these products came from muredered humans, so the goverment tried to arrest him. Now, this is when shit got real: he ran away and scaped, killing one policeman and nine people with his own teeth and actually eating parts of their body. He was latter diagnosed with lycantropy (it is an actual mental illness), and his execution sentence was conmuted into life prision in order to study his fascinant mental condition.

Juan Diaz de Garayo: Serial killer that killed up to six prostitutes inflicting horrible wounds to their bellys. Even thought he only killed one children, his fame for his hatred about children had to do with the fact that he was caught by the police due to a small girl: his face was so horrible that she got scared and started screaming her lungs out. People thought that he tried to molest her, and carried him to the nearest police station, where they latter discovered that he was the serial killer.

The "hombre del saco" also existed. It was an actual motherfucker that kidnapped and killed a seven year old children in order to obtain his body fat, which was very priced as it was believed that it acted as a remedy against tuberculosis at the time.

Quite awesome article about the origins of the "hombre del saco" and "sacamantecas" here:

http://tejiendoelmundo.wordpress.com/2009/03/23/mitos-y-leyendas-el-sacamantecas/

;-; you mother fucker... you reminded me that i've heard about this stories before.
 
wenis said:
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:lol

A few years ago the family had a huge benefit to pay for my aunts hospital bills and since my mom had planned it all she kept all the left over food.

I ate arroz y frijoles for about 3 weeks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and to be honest I never got tired of it. :lol

Some of you probably only eat that anyway lol
 
Emenis said:
:lol

A few years ago the family had a huge benefit to pay for my aunts hospital bills and since my mom had planned it all she kept all the left over food.

I ate arroz y frijoles for about 3 weeks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and to be honest I never got tired of it. :lol

Some of you probably only eat that anyway lol

that was normally my food regardless but in my country we call it "arroz, habichuela y carne" :lol

El Sloth said:
:lol

Now you can't not make it.

thats too much work, the thread should just get a title change :D
 
Fuck I'm so hungry right now....I need to see if any of my friends are down to get some good mexican food today. I'm talking hole in the wall located in the Mission mexican food.
 
Stop filling this thread with pictures of delicous exotic food. Do you know how fucking hard is to find a good Mexican restaurant in Spain?
 
Funky Papa said:
Stop filling this thread with pictures of delicous exotic food. Do you know how fucking hard is to find a good Mexican restaurant in Spain?

Sorry duder...I'll eat a wet burrito tonight in your honor.
 
yencid said:
that was normally my food regardless but in my country we call it "arroz, habichuela y carne" :lol



thats too much work, the thread should just get a title change :D

The Hispanic Paradox is an awesome title. :lol
 
Funky Papa said:
Stop filling this thread with pictures of delicous exotic food. Do you know how fucking hard is to find a good Mexican restaurant in Spain?
can we fill it with other countries foods then?
 
Please don't. Me cago de hambre y me encuentro con sus jota-pe-ges de tacos y demás delicias. No sé si pueda soportar un gif de paella!
 
Trip Warhawkins said:
Please don't. Me cago de hambre y me encuentro con sus jota-pe-ges de tacos y demás delicias. No sé si pueda soportar un gif de paella!
:lol :lol im tempted now
 
Almost....

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Just found a package of it in the fridge. Now I just need some tortillas.
 
that would soak up all the menudo in the world....

it's Chorizo trip...yummy in my tummy Chorizo.
 
Personally, the Hispanic "paradox" to me is how we apparently live healthier lives, but so many Spanish/Hispanic dishes look like they're through the roof in sodium or something. :lol
 
This is the end. I don't recognize my beloved chorizo anymore! To be fair, I do love my chorizo in industrial quantities, here's proof

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