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[Boogie]

THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!!!!


Yes, my GAF bretheren, hot on the heels of the Serafitia scandal, I have news with grave consequences for us all. I have a girlfriend. You can expect the end of the world any moment now.

I'd like to thank Cubsfan for his girl advice. I mean, I didn't really use any of your advice, but I appreciate the effort

I'd also like to thank jinx for his more useful advice.

And I'd also like to thank demon for his steadfast resolve in following the Princess Bride Doctrine(TM) these past few months. Don't worry, buddy, you're next, I'm sure.


Her name is Kimberly, btw. Umm, I have a couple of pictures of her, but I'm not going to post them because I don't have her permission to....and because after today's other events, you would all probably be sceptical that they're legitimate anyway :lol

 

[Drexon]

This thread is sooo useless without pics, and you know it!

 

[EviLore]

Congrats are in order I guess. <ck> So, have you graduated into manhood yet, or is that coming in the later months? </ck>



Btw, try not to be an olimario with this, since we want to keep you around ;b

 

[Scrow]

why is this such a big deal as to deserve its own thread? is there a backstory i've missed?

 

[Tim]

Well, at least Olimario posted pictures of his hot girlfriend.

 

[EviLore]

Boogie's been hopelessly womanless for a long time, Scrow, so I won't close this one.

 

[demi]

Now we wait for the woman threads similar to Alucard's.

 

[MrPing1000]

why is this such a big deal as to deserve its own thread? is there a backstory i've missed?

yeah I've missed it to

I'd like to thank Cubsfan for his girl advice. I mean, I didn't really use any of your advice, but I appreciate the effort

:lol :lol


well done dude, I will continue to fly the perma single flag...... dammit

 

[Drexon]

*Picks up a free-for-all I got a girlfriend thread card*

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

Let me guess....cocky & funny.

 

[Boogie]

Btw, try not to be an olimario with this, since we want to keep you around ;b

No worries ;P

why is this such a big deal as to deserve its own thread? is there a backstory i've missed?

eh, I was informed that it was worthy of its own thread.

Well, at least Olimario posted pictures of his hot girlfriend.

I'm sure I'll crack eventually.

But really, something about posting other people's pictures without their permission just doesn't sit right with me. Although she did have her pic posted on her public msn profile. Eh, it's a murky area.

 

[Future Trunks]

I didn't see this when I first entered the OTHER MAJOR news story thread, so I'll just copy my post from there...

Wait, wait, WAIT!!!!!111111 WAIT a damned minute!












....Boogie has a girlfriend?! WTF?! Dude, you are SO out of the club! Hmmmm...and with a girlfriend, your world saving/forum whiping skills will have a liability. The world needs a new hero....

**grabs magic power morpher and poses**

"It's FTime!"

 

[Cubsfan23]

So how did it happen, Boogie?

A girl was mugged, and you saved the day by doing a karate chop?

You were friends for 5 years and she finally couldn't resist you anymore?

Are you sure this isn't the international chick you were talking about?

 

[Boogie]

Sorry, FT, I have betrayed the cause. I am sure you will be a noble and admirable replacement, though

So how did it happen, Boogie?

A girl was mugged, and you saved the day by doing a karate chop?

Uh, something like that, yeah

Are you sure this isn't the international chick you were talking about?

?

 

[Iceman]

Does she know it yet?

 

[shuri]

How much did it cost? You had to pay in russian$? I'm just kidding :lol

 

[mattiewheels]

You're an inspiration to us all.

(By all, I mean the hopeless guys.)

 

[Boogie]

How much did it cost? You had to pay in russian$? I'm just kidding :lol

:lol

Does she know it yet?

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Wellington]

So, have you graduat... DAMMIT.

Girlfriend? I hope you're not calling a girl you went out with only once your girlfriend (I only say this because it's kind of sudden). Congrats.

Any tips to counteract cubsfan's tips?

 

[CloudNL]

THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!!!!


Yes, my GAF bretheren, hot on the heels of the Serafitia scandal, I have news with grave consequences for us all. I have a girlfriend. You can expect the end of the world any moment now.

I'd like to thank Cubsfan for his girl advice. I mean, I didn't really use any of your advice, but I appreciate the effort

I'd also like to thank jinx for his more useful advice.

And I'd also like to thank demon for his steadfast resolve in following the Princess Bride Doctrine(TM) these past few months. Don't worry, buddy, you're next, I'm sure.


Her name is Kimberly, btw. Umm, I have a couple of pictures of her, but I'm not going to post them because I don't have her permission to....and because after today's other events, you would all probably be sceptical that they're legitimate anyway :lol

She will be ashamed when see sees this topic.
Opening a topic because you got a girlfriend....tsk. What's next? Opening a topic because you bought your first Playboy?

 

[Boogie]

Girlfriend? I hope you're not calling a girl you went out with only once your girlfriend (I only say this because it's kind of sudden). Congrats.

...

umm, well.........

Spoiler

Kidding ;P

 

[Mugen]

What's Boogie's background and why does it seem unlikely that Boogie get a gf? This is a preety anti-climactic I think.

But congrats to Boogie I guess.

 

[Boogie]

She will be ashamed when see sees this topic.
Opening a topic because you got a girlfriend....tsk. What's next? Opening a topic because you bought your first Playboy?

The topic was made with tongue firmly in cheek. It's called self-deprecating humour

 

[Koshiro]

She will be ashamed when see sees this topic.
Opening a topic because you got a girlfriend....tsk. What's next? Opening a topic because you bought your first Playboy?

I spy jealousy.

Nice going Boogie. Congrats.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

*cough*

 

[aoi tsuki]

So, have you graduat... DAMMIT.

Girlfriend? I hope you're not calling a girl you went out with only once your girlfriend (I only say this because it's kind of sudden). Congrats.

Any tips to counteract cubsfan's tips?

Self-depracating and boring?

Anyways, congrats Boogie!

 

[Boogie]

What's Boogie's background and why does it seem unlikely that Boogie get a gf? This is a preety anti-climactic I think.

I guess this thread only works for those who follow the GAF Girl Advice Crew(TM). Don't worry about it

 

[Iceman]

So you weren't cocky and funny?

You were actually... yourself?

 

[Boogie]

So you weren't cocky and funny?

You were actually... yourself?

I was funny. Cocky, not so much.

 

[Future Trunks]

Sorry, FT, I have betrayed the cause. I am sure you will be a noble and admirable replacement, though



?

I...I...I will find a way to go on....**sniff**

By the way, I'm running behind on "the project." Cause now I have to devote time to drawing. All of the conversation and dialogue hasn't been sorted out yet...but it's looking like it may get bigger...I gotta get a new scanner at some point to get you some pics...my digicam won't do it justice.

 

[Mugen]

I guess this thread only works for those who follow the GAF Girl Advice Crew(TM). Don't worry about it

I only read those when Cubsfan starts the thread. :lol And no, those cocky and funny things barely works.

 

[MrPing1000]

She will be ashamed when see sees this topic.
Opening a topic because you got a girlfriend....tsk. What's next? Opening a topic because you bought your first Playboy?

to be fair it was also suggested to him to make it

 

[Boogie]

I...I...I will find a way to go on....**sniff**

By the way, I'm running behind on "the project." Cause now I have to devote time to drawing. All of the conversation and dialogue hasn't been sorted out yet...but it's looking like it may get bigger...I gotta get a new scanner at some point to get you some pics...my digicam won't do it justice.

All righty. I look forward to seeing what you've been cooking up.

 

[Littleberu]

Ok, 2 weeks before we see Boogie starting a : "I think she has an affair with my dad." thread.

 

[Boogie]

Ok, 2 weeks before we see Boogie starting a : "I think she has an affair with my dad." thread.

the hell?

 

[aoi tsuki]

I only read those when Cubsfan starts the thread. :lol And no, those cocky and funny things barely works.

They work, but not for the type of girl i'd want as a girlfriend. i've never followed the advice to the letter, but i've been successful with the mildly cocky, and funny.

Aside from good grooming and a postiitve self-image, simply getting your feet wet by talking to women is the first step.

 

[Littleberu]

the hell?

You'll understand. Watch out for your dad.

 

[Lathentar]

You must have stayed away from the World War I History.

Congratulations!

 

[Dilbert]

Congratulations! I'm glad that whatever advice I gave you worked, because I was making it all up on the spot. I'm actually a monk living in a remote part of the Andes, and the only women I've ever seen have been in photos from this board.

Wait until the other monks hear about this!

 

[Incognito]

now's the time when you begin to realize that all females are bitches.

have fun! :lol

 

[Fresh Prince]

Boogie vs Demon: Boogie Wins

 

[Boogie]

now's the time when you begin to realize that all females are bitches.

have fun! :lol

I don't think so

Boogie vs Demon: Boogie Wins

:lol

Sorry demon

 

[nitewulf]

hallelujah!!
so you'll stop moaping about then, yeah?
pass the champagne!!

 

[Loki]

Congrats, Boogie-- couldn't have happened to a better person. Way to get out of the dugout and onto the field.

 

[Date of Lies]

I have a couple of pictures of her, but I'm not going to post them because I don't have her permission to....and because after today's other events, you would all probably be sceptical that they're legitimate anyway :lol

so you're already whipped?

 

[Boogie]

Congrats, Boogie-- couldn't have happened to a better person. Way to get out of the dugout and onto the field.

Thanks Loki.

so you're already whipped?

Cute.

 

[Socreges]

Boogie, that rocks. Very happy for you. And me, too. Now I don't have to suffer through your public and debilitating loneliness.

But you really ought to tell us how it happened.

In a way, after all we've been through together, I feel like Gaming-Age is dating Kimberley. With the first kiss, it will be Gaming-Age's kiss. And when you finally have sex, it will be Gaming-Age that occupies the rear.

 

[Fresh Prince]

In light of the Sera thread: I have confirmed that Boogie is in fact

It was a ruse so he could impart emptathy in the shollowness in using women for sex!

 

[Boogie]

In a way, after all we've been through together, I feel like Gaming-Age is dating Kimberley. With the first kiss, it will be Gaming-Age's kiss. And when you finally have sex, it will be Gaming-Age that occupies the rear.

:O

Thanks for that image.

:lol

 

[nitewulf]

And when you finally have sex, it will be Gaming-Age that occupies the rear.

that's just wrong.
but very true.
i look forward to that day.
*rubs chin*