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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug - TRAILER 2

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Seriously though, why do people seem to like Thorin so much? Dude acts like a supercunt roughly 80% of the first film - something I was hoping had been resolved when he finally realised it by the end of the first chapter. Now this trailer shows that he's back at it again.

Just what the fuck is your problem, Thorin?
 
hmmm, Legolas takes up half the trailer. Makes perfect sense since he was such a pivotal part of the book.

But really, the first one was very disappointing. I'll probably still go see this but I'm not expecting much. The trailer itself is nothing special.
 
Seriously though, why do people seem to like Thorin so much? Dude acts like a supercunt roughly 80% of the first film - something I was hoping had been resolved when he finally realised it by the end of the first chapter. Now this trailer shows that he's back at it again.

Just what the fuck is your problem, Thorin?

His problem is that he's an asshole.
 
Seriously though, why do people seem to like Thorin so much? Dude acts like a supercunt roughly 80% of the first film - something I was hoping had been resolved when he finally realised it by the end of the first chapter. Now this trailer shows that he's back at it again.

Just what the fuck is your problem, Thorin?

He seethes with generic rage.
 
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given that this movie seems to be ramping up the original/outside content:actual Hobbit story ratio even more, i fully expect There and Back Again to be 2 hours of random scenes from the Silmarillion, Unfinished Tales, and FanFiction.net with 15 minutes of Bilbo walking home
 
Seriously though, why do people seem to like Thorin so much? Dude acts like a supercunt roughly 80% of the first film - something I was hoping had been resolved when he finally realised it by the end of the first chapter. Now this trailer shows that he's back at it again.

Just what the fuck is your problem, Thorin?

One of the going theories is that Thorin is succumbing to what's referred to as the "dragon sickness" after his various encounters with Smaug. Basically it causes someone to become obsessed with treasure and - by proxy - power. I have no idea if this'll be the case in the film, but it's a possibility. It would at least explain why Thorin goes back into asshole-mode after becoming bestest pals with Bilbo at the end of AUJ.
 
I think there's some manipulation in the trailer's editing if it actually follows the Hobbit.

it makes it seem like the elves are helping the dwarves and they are worried about being betrayed.

Whereas the dwarves obviously get captured by the elves and I think the dwarves say "don't trust him" in regards to Bard.










Edit: Thorin is probably just as big a "supercunt" in the books. Possibly moreso depending on how things play out in the next films.
 
One of the going theories is that Thorin is succumbing to what's referred to as the "dragon sickness" after his various encounters with Smaug. Basically it causes someone to become obsessed with treasure and - by proxy - power.

Sounds like Space Madness.
 
I'm on board.

I liked the first one well enough, and I think it's only going to get better from here as we get to the points of The Hobbit that are actually what I wanted to see in the first place.
 
I know some people had issues with the first film but it was still a lot better than most of the other big blockbusters released that year. This looks to be a visual upgrade from the last film. Going to watch this in 48 fps, will all theaters carry it this time? Last time it was only in select theaters.
 
I know some people had issues with the first film but it was still a lot better than most of the other big blockbusters released that year. This looks to be a visual upgrade from the last film. Going to watch this in 48 fps, will all theaters carry it this time? Last time it was only in select theaters.

I would guess that there will probably be around double the number of HFR screenings this time around, since there was a considerable rush from theater chains to upgrade their projection tech in order to actually show the HFR 3D version last year. Now that it's been another year, there has been ample time for more theaters to upgrade.

Also, the fact that AUJ made $1 billion+ at the box office is probably incentive enough to offer more HFR 3D screenings.
 
Seriously though, why do people seem to like Thorin so much? Dude acts like a supercunt roughly 80% of the first film - something I was hoping had been resolved when he finally realised it by the end of the first chapter. Now this trailer shows that he's back at it again.

Just what the fuck is your problem, Thorin?

um well I mean dude's kind of upset about his home being invaded and all.
 
um well I mean dude's kind of upset about his home being invaded and all.

Yeah, but the dude just acts like a cunt to Bilbo over and over again, when all Bilbo is trying to do is help him. Bilbo will save Thorin's ass - along with Thorin's entire company, and then Thorin will tell Bilbo to fuck off and leave them alone because he's a burden or some shit.
 
Yeah, but the dude just acts like a cunt to Bilbo over and over again, when all Bilbo is trying to do is help him. Bilbo will save Thorin's ass - along with Thorin's entire company, and then Thorin will tell Bilbo to fuck off and leave them alone because he's a burden or some shit.

Context, Sculli! It's a random shot for a trailer.
 
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I HATE HIM!

"We offer you our help, Sculli".

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On another note, I'm really glad I don't browse the Barrow Downs forums, they're probably going apeshit over this sequence from the trailer:

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"WTF WHY IZ LEGOLAS
USING ORCRIST!?!?
WHY IZ LEGOLAS IN LAKETOWN!?!?! WTF WHY IZ LEGOLAS IN TEH MOVIE AT ALL FUCK U JACKSON U HACK!!! TOLKEEN ROLLIN OVER IN HIZ GRAVE!!!!"
 
On another note, I'm really glad I don't browse the Barrow Downs forums, they're probably going apeshit over this sequence from the trailer:

Yeah, most of the big Tolkien forums have gotten increasingly negative about the films since An Unexpected Journey was released. There were obviously always plenty of purists, but a lot of moderately pro-PJ fans have had a lot fewer nice things to say about him too. Which I'm actually kind of disappointed about because it means that the purist debates are a lot more one-sided and thus a lot less interesting this time around. :/
 
Yeah, most of the big Tolkien forums have gotten increasingly negative about the films since An Unexpected Journey was released. There were obviously always plenty of purists, but a lot of moderately pro-PJ fans have had a lot fewer nice things to say about him too. Which I'm actually kind of disappointed about because it means that the purist debates are a lot more one-sided and thus a lot less interesting this time around. :/

It's part of the reason why TheOneRing.net is one of the few Tolkien fansites I still bother reading on a fairly frequent basis. Yeah, it's pretty much dedicated to praising Jackson's films, but good Lord it's nice to interface with some optimistic Tolkien fans every once and a while. There's only so much pessimism I can take before I stop caring about what purists want from an adaption of one of Tolkien's works and just throw my hands up and say "I'm out".

Hell, even Dantes called the folks at the Barrow Downs some of the snobbiest Tolkien fans on the net.
 
I'm gonna say something that has gotten me tons of problems in Tolkien forums. The reason An Unexpected Journey wasn't as good as the LOTR movies is simple in my eyes. PJ didn't turn into a hack. He didn't half-ass it. The source material is simply worse. That's it. Everything I see people point out as bad about this movie I have seen people use against the LOTR ones. That's the way PJ directs. There were just fewer of them because the books they were based on are much better than The Hobbit.

Disclaimer: This comes from a Tolkien fan that thinks The Silmarillion is easily his best work.
 
l like Thorin, he is just fighting to return to his home. I also played him in my high school's adaptation of the Hobbit so I am a bit biased.
 
He seethes with generic rage.
It's been forever since I read the Hobbit or had it read to me, but I thought in the book he was never very fond of Bilbo, and there was only a bit towards the end where the dwarves got nicer to him...and then yes, Thorin got
dragon sickness/greed/whatever with treasure
and turned into more of a jerk at the end.

As for the movie in general...it's so weird to see Legolas and the elf lady and random stuff. The three Lord of the Rings movies were some of my favorite movies EVER, and I have a great deal of respect for Peter Jackson and everyone involved for those movies, extended editions and otherwise.

I really like 48 fps for smooth landscape pans and hope to see that again too.

All that said...the first Hobbit movie was probably enjoyable enough for me, though it had some very silly parts, but the visual design feels weird to me in the whole series. I felt like the LOTR movies had scenes of awesome natural grandeur, but the Hobbit movies have very CGI-esque backdrops. It lets scenes use unusual camera angles that they couldn't otherwise do very well, but I miss the older movies which I seem to recall looking more realistic. However, that could just be nostalgia and time talking.

I'll still see the new movie of course, probably at least twice this December I hope. :)
 
Jeez, this looks so terrible. PJ's movies just keep looking worse and worse. He went from imaginative and inventive to movies that look like bad videogame cutscenes. I swear even the visual effects look worse than they did in 1999.

Cool that the trailer makes it look like the movie focuses on my favorite Hobbit characters, Legolas and Kate, kicking ass in those iconic battles that really made the book. And I'm glad they keep coming up with new things for the dwarves to fall off of; I was worried there would be fewer crumbling/collapsing things for them to tumble from this time out, but it looks like my fears are allayed for another year.
 
Trailer looks good, but for some reason I still haven't seen the first one and I'll probably hold off seeing this until it is all complete.

And heck, I've read unfinished tales. All of it.
 
Yeah, but the dude just acts like a cunt to Bilbo over and over again, when all Bilbo is trying to do is help him. Bilbo will save Thorin's ass - along with Thorin's entire company, and then Thorin will tell Bilbo to fuck off and leave them alone because he's a burden or some shit.

The part where Thorin comes around and becomes best buds with Bilbo again will be funny when he's back to his old ways again in the third one.
 
Hmm, how many bad guys are in this? Spoiler mark please!
 
It's been forever since I read the Hobbit or had it read to me, but I thought in the book he was never very fond of Bilbo, and there was only a bit towards the end where the dwarves got nicer to him...and then yes, Thorin got
dragon sickness/greed/whatever with treasure
and turned into more of a jerk at the end.

As for the movie in general...it's so weird to see Legolas and the elf lady and random stuff. The three Lord of the Rings movies were some of my favorite movies EVER, and I have a great deal of respect for Peter Jackson and everyone involved for those movies, extended editions and otherwise.

I really like 48 fps for smooth landscape pans and hope to see that again too.

All that said...the first Hobbit movie was probably enjoyable enough for me, though it had some very silly parts, but the visual design feels weird to me in the whole series. I felt like the LOTR movies had scenes of awesome natural grandeur, but the Hobbit movies have very CGI-esque backdrops. It lets scenes use unusual camera angles that they couldn't otherwise do very well, but I miss the older movies which I seem to recall looking more realistic. However, that could just be nostalgia and time talking.

I'll still see the new movie of course, probably at least twice this December I hope. :)
I've been reading the Hobbit with my kids. Thorin is skeptical of Bilbo but never hostile or even rude. It's amped up to increase the drama in the film, like every other thing Jackson touches from Tolkien.

We just got back to reading The Hobbit this week, after a many months hiatus. The first film killed their interest in the story so hard we stopped reading it together (I read chapters out loud to them at bed time). Now that they've mostly forgotten the movie I got them interested in how the story ended (we left off with Smaug heading for the lake town) and are going again.

There's a way Jackson could have set this film in the same universe as his LotR films without gorging the films with content from the appendices or his ass. Just put it in the same setting and enrich it around the edges. My kids see these trailers and wonder WTF is going on - it's not the story they're hearing me read them. So do I, really.
 
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