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[Azuran]

I tried to take this thread seriously and I really feel bad for the guy, but it's seriously impossible not to laugh when stuff like this gets posted..

 

[Mokoi]

I'm actually surprised so many people are finding this humorous. I seems very painful and embarrassing. His life is pretty much ruined.

Same here. I didn't find this to be funny, and such a shitty condition to have.

 

[Deleted member 102481]

I can orgasm about a good 25-33 times a day

 

[malfcn]

Stay away from the children. Could he get booked as an offender if he had spasms?

 

[sirap]

Jesus, 20 is the max I can handle a day.

 

[Arozay]

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

 

[SolidChamp]

The video is just so over the top and corny it really makes me question that shit. I mean if you're having 100 orgasms a day you'd think by now he'd be able to fucking contain his reaction a bit. Instead every "bout" is met with him falling to his knees and groaning like he just pumped his first load into a porn star.

And why even come out about it? There's clearly no cure, him announcing this isn't going to help the .000001% of humans who might have this condition. I get that the guy is embarrassed and states he can't participate in his kid's activities but it's not like you have to announce to the other parents "HEY EVERYONE JUST A QUICK HEADS UP I HAVE A CONDITION WHERE I ORGASM RANDOMLY, SO JUST DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO ME IF I START BUSTING A NUT OK? OK, THANKS". Just fucking tell people you have back problems or something if you're going to go down to the ground every time you have an attack.

This. All of this.

I don't get the big, elaborate show he puts on in the video. Unless it's like, ultra-mega force G-spot orgasm over 9000, no way that dude can't be a bit more discreet about it.

 

[Moofers]

It's not that difficult to just be kind of quiet is it? Or is he like ARGHHHHHH DROPPIN FUCKIN LOADS as a huge wet spot appears on his khaki pants every single time?

I guess I'm the only one who got the reference? Though I only read the first two pages.

For those not in the know, there's a pornstar who yells this when he splashes a girl's face. Google the phrase. It's kind of his signature and it's hilarious.

 

[Superflat]

I guess I'm the only one who got the reference? Though I only read the first two pages.

For those not in the know, there's a pornstar who yells this when he splashes a girl's face. Google the phrase. It's kind of his signature and it's hilarious.

This has been a significantly more educational night than usual.

 

[WooHooAlex]

I'm no doctor, but you would think there would be a surgery or procedure where they could just cut or block the nerves going to that area.
Or as a last ditch, complete removal of his genitals. If that wouldn't stop this from happening, I don't know what would.

 

[Mr. Saturn]

The video is just so over the top and corny it really makes me question that shit. I mean if you're having 100 orgasms a day you'd think by now he'd be able to fucking contain his reaction a bit. Instead every "bout" is met with him falling to his knees and groaning like he just pumped his first load into a porn star.

And why even come out about it? There's clearly no cure, him announcing this isn't going to help the .000001% of humans who might have this condition. I get that the guy is embarrassed and states he can't participate in his kid's activities but it's not like you have to announce to the other parents "HEY EVERYONE JUST A QUICK HEADS UP I HAVE A CONDITION WHERE I ORGASM RANDOMLY, SO JUST DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO ME IF I START BUSTING A NUT OK? OK, THANKS". Just fucking tell people you have back problems or something if you're going to go down to the ground every time you have an attack.

Supposedly though, these aren't normal orgasms, they're much more powerful and painful. Seriously why do you think he's faking it? I mean ignoring the fact he said he's seen several doctors, and the fact there's a quote from a gynecologist in the op which says, "It's clear Dale is really suffering and I’m sure there are some people who will say that this is just in his head. "But it’s not — it’s a serious medical condition and I just hope he gets the help he so desperately needs." Dr. Dena Harris.

Also why should he keep this condition bottled up? It's clear that he must feel a great deal of frustration over this situation he's in, I mean if he were to bottle it up I would totally understand because its humiliating, on the other hand though I can see why he would want to talk about it, its unfortunate that makes you upset, but in the end he's the one who's really suffering, unless he turns out to be faking it which I don't see at this point in time.

The real question is why would he fake such a thing, its caused a rift in his marriage, he's jobless and now that his story is on the internet it'll most likely draw more unwanted attention to him.

I must be an insensitive prick because when he says "the orgasms, they just keep onnn coming" then shakes his head i started laughing, Sorry but he's really not selling me on this being so terrible.

If you can't imagine why having orgasms constantly even in public would be a problem, and why it would be frustrating, I don't know what to say, other than you might have a problem with your brain like maybe you can't feel empathy, try putting yourself in someone elses shoes.

i think he's faking cause when he orgasms he super sells it. he falls on his knees and spazzes out. i know if i had it i probably would be like "uuuh" then get pissed off. i wouldnt fall on my knees

I already mentioned this, but why would he fake it, look at how embarrassing this problem is, why would someone make up something like that? He has no job and he sleeps in a separate bed from his wife. He already mentioned these orgasms were painful and as for how extreme they are that might have to do with how they started after he slipped a disk in his back.

I do find it funny though you say you would just get pissed off when in reality you have no idea how you would react if you had this condition. I don't know how I would react either, but I know it would suck to feel like you have no control over yourself in public. I mentioned this already but maybe the fact he has back problems is why he has such an extreme reaction, or maybe that's just the nature of the disease. There's a quote from a gynecologist who treats this condition in the op so apparently it's a real thing.



A part of me wishes you guys were (are?) right and that is guy is either faking it or exaggerating it. Yeah it would be really shitty but in the case of faking it he wouldn't actually be suffering from an embarrassing condition he would just be mental to pretend to have such a thing...actually I don't know if that's any better. As for exaggeration, he would still be suffering but it wouldn't be as bad, but based on everything I've read i'm leaning towards the idea that this guy has a serious problem and is really suffering.

 

[MIMIC]

I guess I'm the only one who got the reference? Though I only read the first two pages.

For those not in the know, there's a pornstar who yells this when he splashes a girl's face. Google the phrase. It's kind of his signature and it's hilarious.

I think more than a few recognized the phrase

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

Nutted but she just won't ever stop sucking

 

[MIMIC]

Pretty sure this won't be the last time I see this GIF, lol

 

[Nephtis]

The first time I read the quote I felt bad because I was laughing. Then I see this gif and laughed even harder because it was so perfect. Then I find out it's the actual guy. Then the tears started flowing from laughing so hard. I feel bad for it, but goddamn, it gets me every time i see it quoted because the guy pretty much made those noises.

The original quote had it just perfect.

 

[SapientWolf]

I must be an insensitive prick because when he says "the orgasms, they just keep onnn coming" then shakes his head i started laughing, Sorry but he's really not selling me on this being so terrible.

It's so unintentionally hilarious at times. If it wasn't real it would be a comedic masterpiece.

I mean, I still feel bad for the guy, but the editor is either incompetent or an evil genius.

 

[jey_16]

my sex life in one sentence

I just burst out laughing at work....

 

[The Lamp]

it's a pretty funny one. the only funnier condition would be getting hit in the groin by a football 100 times in a day.




i think he's faking cause when he orgasms he super sells it. he falls on his knees and spazzes out. i know if i had it i probably would be like "uuuh" then get pissed off. i wouldnt fall on my knees

If you read anything on PGAD or PSAS, you'd learn that it can be quite painful. Your spine is commanding your muscles to spasm. And for this poor guy, up to 100x a day.

 

[NEO0MJ]

I hope this isn't real, it just looks so horrible.

 

[Fantastical]

Doesn't he say it feels good it's just obviously excessive? Then he drops down in agony?

 

[Dalek]

I guess I'm the only one who got the reference? Though I only read the first two pages.

For those not in the know, there's a pornstar who yells this when he splashes a girl's face. Google the phrase. It's kind of his signature and it's hilarious.

Yeah his name is Nick Manning and he's been on the Stern show many times. They've even worked that phrase into songs like "Dropping Loads Again" Set to the tune of "On The Road Again".

 

[Wind's Howling]

I do not even want to know how tired he is every single day. Orgasming almost every 10 minutes can put a serious strain on your health as well.

 

[ElTopo]

I guess I'm the only one who got the reference? Though I only read the first two pages.

For those not in the know, there's a pornstar who yells this when he splashes a girl's face. Google the phrase. It's kind of his signature and it's hilarious.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA PUSSY!

 

[farmerboy]

Not a 100% sure but I think now, at the grand old age of 38 years, 47 weeks and 6 days I have

Heard.
It.
All.

This universe now has nothing left to offer.

 

[Staccat0]

None of this explains that hair...

Spoiler

Holy shit, I feel bad for this dude. I wonder if he could take like... pills that effectively chemically castrate him? It'd have to be better than this hell... Some King Midas shit...