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1. I don't know why he has such a hard time with the actual orgasms. Was he told to "act" for the video a little or something. I mean I can do it without changing composure at all, I don't see how this guy who does it 100 times a day can't do it without falling over in agony and moaning.

2. Why do they last so long in that video, he's on the ground moaning for like 15-20 seconds! After 5 seconds I'm back to normal with no sensation at all.

 

[The Lamp]

1. I don't know why he has such a hard time with the actual orgasms. Was he told to "act" for the video a little or something. I mean I can do it without changing composure at all, I don't see how this guy who does it 100 times a day can't do it without falling over in agony and moaning.

2. Why do they last so long in that video, he's on the ground moaning for like 15-20 seconds! After 5 seconds I'm back to normal with no sensation at all.

They're probably stronger than your average one, since it's a spinal injury. The doctor described it as strong muscular spasms.

 

[Aaronology]

He first felt the symptoms after he slipped a disk in his back and was on his way to the hospital.

I uh... I misread that initially.

 

[entremet]

 

[BeatResetsTheWorld]

Just the thought of all the scenarios that this guy could get stuck in.

Reading his kids a bedtime story

Job interview

Talking about 9/11

 

[Triple Da G.O.D!]

That was the whole video.

Except for the part where I laughed heartily at this...

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TAP OUT!!!!!

Seriously, hope he finds some damn help. That's a fucked up way to live.

 

[Eighty Deuce]

Employee of the month at a sperm bank. I feel bad for him.

 

[Kurdel]

Employee of the month at a sperm bank. I feel bad for him.

The image that it's the employees giving sperm is hilarious!

 

[Dalek]

Holy shit - I'm crying with laughter over here.

 

[Deleted member 13876]

Employee of the month at a sperm bank. I feel bad for him.

Don't want to ruin the joke, but he'd actually be one of the worst possible candidates for it as they usually require you to not ejaculate for a couple of days before giving a sample.

 

[HylianTom]

It's a horrifying concept. Made me squirm just reading about it.

And then, after a while, I thought of one of my favorite SNL sketches of the early 90s: Orgasm Guy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECKGv6Z4lTI

 

[double jump]

Has this guy looked into getting any kind of surgery ? Can't watch the vid I'm at work.

 

[jb1234]

1. I don't know why he has such a hard time with the actual orgasms. Was he told to "act" for the video a little or something. I mean I can do it without changing composure at all, I don't see how this guy who does it 100 times a day can't do it without falling over in agony and moaning.

2. Why do they last so long in that video, he's on the ground moaning for like 15-20 seconds! After 5 seconds I'm back to normal with no sensation at all.

Dude, your orgasms suck.

 

[Josh with a J]

Ow, my fella hurts just watching the video.

 

[Dice]

Why is he down for so long? Because if you're having 100 a day it probably hurts a lot.

 

[EnderWiggles]

Here is a simulation, performed by a doctor, of the effect

 

[GodParticle]

"no place is safe from his excessive ejaculation."

I want that read aloud with the "movie guy" voice

 

[Oracle Dragon]

Well, ok, so I felt bad laughing at that gif, and then I actually watched the video and I felt even more bad.

A) Still plays frisbee golf with his close friends. Those are some good friends; very cool.
B) Seeing it happen to him, he's dropping to his knees and gets overwhelmed. But then the camera crew is in with him driving a car? Seems like it would be rather on the dangerous side...?

 

[Zushin]

It's not that difficult to just be kind of quiet is it? Or is he like ARGHHHHHH DROPPIN FUCKIN LOADS as a huge wet spot appears on his khaki pants every single time?

Jesus. I feel like such an arsehole for laughing at this, and then every time it was quoted.

 

[Wedge7]

Lol, the video and those quotes. I almost felt like he was going to look into the camera or wink after on those lines. "it just keeps coming!". Truth be told, sounds like a nightmare.

 

[Mashing]

Damn it GAF, I hate you AND myself for making me laugh at this horrible affliction.

 

[Obscura]

I really hope he is able to get help at some point. That sounds absolutely unbearable to live with.

 

[Rembrandt]

He should hook up with that woman that also has 100 orgasms a day.

 

[The Lamp]

Here is a simulation, performed by a doctor, of the effect

Wait, do any sperm clinics actually do this?

 

[DonMigs85]

Perhaps it's been said but he can't he just have the prostate and Cowper's glands removed? At least that will keep it from being messy.

 

[Gnome Scat]

Poor guy.

 

[Valkerionseven]

I want to feel bad but I keep laughing. the editing omg hahahaha.

I stopped a minute in... "when your on your knees at your fathers funeral..." NOPE I can't watch this seriously.

Geeze I swore up and down I was more mature than this. Really feel bad when reading it, but cant stop laughing when watching.

 

[StickSoldier]

Ugh man, like what can you do to help people with issues like this? And there's nothing he can do but accept it and try to live with it?

 

[ginger ninja]

just to be clear, i think you are guys are massive a*holes for making fun of his condition :/

 

[Sami+]

Jeez, I can't even imagine.

 

[Hunter S.]

Thankfully this is very rare. I imagine if random people were walking around orgasming in public everywhere.

 

[Hari Seldon]

Hopefully now that this is hitting the internet rounds some specialist will want to solve this pro-bone-o.

 

[FreeMufasa]

this fool can impregnante every woman in da world.

 

[Freaky Fred]

this fool can impregnante every woman in da world.

dude's well probably ran dry a long time ago

his dick is just coughing up dust at this point

 

[Superflat]

1. I don't know why he has such a hard time with the actual orgasms. Was he told to "act" for the video a little or something. I mean I can do it without changing composure at all, I don't see how this guy who does it 100 times a day can't do it without falling over in agony and moaning.

2. Why do they last so long in that video, he's on the ground moaning for like 15-20 seconds! After 5 seconds I'm back to normal with no sensation at all.

Dude, your orgasms suck.

For real. Men can do better than that lol.

 

[EYEL1NER]

I may have missed if anyone commented on it, but dude named one of his sons Tayten? Was that even a real name prior to him deciding on it?

 

[Rayis]

I had heard this happening to women, but I didn't know it could happen to men, regardless, it sounds pretty horrible.

 

[Hunter S.]

I may have missed if anyone commented on it, but dude named one of his sons Tayten? Was that even a real name prior to him deciding on it?

yes, it is a real name. Google tells me so.

 

[Ol No Bones]

I'm actually surprised so many people are finding this humorous. I seems very painful and embarrassing. His life is pretty much ruined.

 

[LocknessMobster]

What a horrible condition to have,damn.

 

[Shaanyboi]

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”

...duuuuuuuuude

 

[Lazyslob]

i think he's faking it. i jizz like 5 times a day and its like okay and then i move on

 

[HK-47]

I'm actually surprised so many people are finding this humorous. I seems very painful and embarrassing. His life is pretty much ruined.

They dont know him and know what it feels like so its funny cause they are the mental age of 7th graders in sex ed.

 

[EatinOlives]

 

[Lazyslob]

They dont know him and know what it feels like so its funny cause they are the mental age of 7th graders in sex ed.

if we cant make fun of a guy who orgasms 100 times a day then what the hell can we make fun of!?!?!

 

[Angry Grimace]

I'd suggest he get his balls and dick chopped off if he's really rolling around in agony all day, but that probably wouldn't help him get his job back since he'd probably lose all interest in his family and move to an apartment and become a World of Warcraft addict.

This is what I assume dudes who get castrated do. I mean, once the beans and frank are gone, what interest do you have left in having nice stuff to impress chicks with? Just eat ramen for every meal, get fat and play games all day.

 

[The Silver]

I almost did it friends, I almost got through this entire thread and the video without laughing once.

but this..........this broke me.

 

[The Lamp]

if we cant make fun of a guy who orgasms 100 times a day then what the hell can we make fun of!?!?!

People who aren't tortured with a serious medical condition?

i think he's faking it. i jizz like 5 times a day and its like okay and then i move on

Multiply this effort by 20.

 

[Lazyslob]

whoops.

 

[Lazyslob]

People who aren't tortured with a serious medical condition?

it's a pretty funny one. the only funnier condition would be getting hit in the groin by a football 100 times in a day.

Multiply this effort by 20.

i think he's faking cause when he orgasms he super sells it. he falls on his knees and spazzes out. i know if i had it i probably would be like "uuuh" then get pissed off. i wouldnt fall on my knees