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[hey_it's_that_dog]

Man I don't know if it's selective quoting by the journalist but his wife sure sounds self centered.

Well, they do have a family together that needs to be supported and if he was the primary breadwinner then her life just got super shitty too. I mean, hey, maybe she isn't the greatest partner in the world, I don't know, but she has good reason to be stressed.

 

[Slayven]

Does he end up shooting dust?

 

[Angry Grimace]

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”

I mean, did this really happen, or is he just making up a scenario to describe how bad it is? Because I read it as just a hypothetical and I laughed. But if it happened for real, then I feel bad.

 

[DeaviL]

I can imagine that if someone asks you over, saying "I'm coming" begins to sound somewhat insincere.

 

[Phoenix]

I'm more amazed that you can ejaculate that many times a day and not die. I mean, there must be absolutely no potency to anything coming out of him at this point.

 

[Fuu]

Awful situation. Those dramatic pics at the bottom of the article though.

 

[Paracelsus]

Does he have a pacemaker or something? How did he not get a heart failure yet is beyond me.

 

[jwk94]

wait how is he unable to finish in bed?

 

[Tabasco]

There was a story about a women in the states who had the same condition. She ended up committing suicide if I remember correctly. Pretty terrible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXgkMrTjrRE

Her?

 

[Jackben]

Here is the video, and it's pretty much exactly as Borgnine described.

 

[Evil_Silver]

I laughed and cried at the same time. This is horrible. This man's life is a living hell. I didn't know I didn't know this was even a condition. I would be completely suicidal if this happened to me. It just makes you go "Why in the world is this happening to me?" Why does it even exist?

 

[riotous]

Well, they do have a family together that needs to be supported and if he was the primary breadwinner then her life just got super shitty too. I mean, hey, maybe she isn't the greatest partner in the world, I don't know, but she has good reason to be stressed.

Just her choice of words and the fact they have zero quotes of her expressing any sorrow for his condition.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

Maaan, who knew there could actually be a really depressing story about multiple daily orgasms.

 

[Tesseract]

hopefully a few universities will pickup this story and give him the help he needs. best case he gets back surgery to fix the velocity errors, worst case he gets ect

 

[Allforce]

The video is just so over the top and corny it really makes me question that shit. I mean if you're having 100 orgasms a day you'd think by now he'd be able to fucking contain his reaction a bit. Instead every "bout" is met with him falling to his knees and groaning like he just pumped his first load into a porn star.

And why even come out about it? There's clearly no cure, him announcing this isn't going to help the .000001% of humans who might have this condition. I get that the guy is embarrassed and states he can't participate in his kid's activities but it's not like you have to announce to the other parents "HEY EVERYONE JUST A QUICK HEADS UP I HAVE A CONDITION WHERE I ORGASM RANDOMLY, SO JUST DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO ME IF I START BUSTING A NUT OK? OK, THANKS". Just fucking tell people you have back problems or something if you're going to go down to the ground every time you have an attack.

 

[Ferrio]

Wouldn't those muscles be buff as shit now? Could take off a doctor's finger if he went in for a prostate exam.

 

[MBR]

Gotta say I laughed at the funeral bit, while simultaneously thinking "Oh god, I'm so sorry."
Sounds horrible.



EDIT: Saw video. He's allowed to drive? Seems like he's exaggerating a bit with that falling over in pain at the golf course type of stuff if so... Maybe I'm doing something wrong, but I don't really get incapacitated while busting. Bit of a knee buckle if standing up, but damn, not like that.

 

[Snuggles]

It's difficult processing this, because on one hand a man having uncontrollable organisms in everyday situations is funny in a horrible dark way, but on the other hand this sounds like absolute agony. After watching the video it's hard to find much humor in it...still that funeral line, fuck.

 

[studyguy]

Shit seems like it'd be annoying. 9 orgasms in a row would be pretty crippling I guess, I can understand one or two, but he said he cramps up in the video through most of his lower half by the end of it. That sounds dangerous as all hell if he's driving around and such.

nuttedbutshe'sstillsucking.jpg all day would prob suck and not in a good way.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

I can imagine that if someone asks you over, saying "I'm coming" begins to sound somewhat insincere.

This kinda made me laugh, So what you're saying is his friends always have to double check if he is actually going to come over?


"So by "I'm coming" you mean you ARE gonna show up at our place Bob? Or you're having one of your hundred daily orgasms right now? .

 

[Camp Lo]

 

[Blair]

Dude is cumming like he is praying to mecca

 

[Angry Grimace]

The video is just so over the top and corny it really makes me question that shit. I mean if you're having 100 orgasms a day you'd think by now he'd be able to fucking contain his reaction a bit. Instead every "bout" is met with him falling to his knees and groaning like he just pumped his first load into a porn star.

And why even come out about it? There's clearly no cure, him announcing this isn't going to help the .000001% of humans who might have this condition. I get that the guy is embarrassed and states he can't participate in his kid's activities but it's not like you have to announce to the other parents "HEY EVERYONE JUST A QUICK HEADS UP I HAVE A CONDITION WHERE I ORGASM RANDOMLY, SO JUST DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO ME IF I START BUSTING A NUT OK? OK, THANKS". Just fucking tell people you have back problems or something if you're going to go down to the ground every time you have an attack.

Yeah, I hadn't seen the video and now I'm really questioning it. Like seriously? Falling over in "agony?"

 

[BLACK AMERICAN PSYCHO]

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”

Holy shit, I fucking lost it.

 

[Tesseract]

the stack of involuntary muscular contractions in various parts of his body sounds like pure hell. not to mention the constant engorging of his penis.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

It's not that difficult to just be kind of quiet is it? Or is he like ARGHHHHHH DROPPIN FUCKIN LOADS as a huge wet spot appears on his khaki pants every single time?

Quoted for the lols.

 

[Angry Grimace]

It's not that difficult to just be kind of quiet is it? Or is he like ARGHHHHHH DROPPIN FUCKIN LOADS as a huge wet spot appears on his khaki pants every single time?

Watch the video, he does that.

 

[Tesseract]

dude will probably kill himself if he can't get help. i know i would.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Fucking nuts..

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

There's no treatment or surgery he can get? I can't believe that modern science has no way to treat this.

 

[Arkos]

That fucking sucks. I'm amazed he's been able to maintain a relationship for so long. Good luck buddy.

 

[Xun]

There's no treatment or surgery he can get? I can't believe that modern science has no way to treat this.

Pretty much what I'm thinking.

It must be a terrible thing to have to deal with.

 

[Alienous]

Fucking nuts..

Nutting fu ... ah. Actually, he doesn't seem like a bad dude.

Poor him, man. Hopefully he finds a solution that works for him.

There's no treatment or surgery he can get? I can't believe that modern science has no way to treat this.

I think the thing is that serious research hasn't really been put into it. People just dismiss it as pretending, and it's fairly rare.

Hopefully he can raise enough awareness to get some help.

 

[mantidor]

The nervous system is amazing and terrifying when it goes wrong.

My guess is that the damaged nerves put him in overdrive, so it's not just nuanced, "regular" orgasms, it goes right to the top of the scale.

 

[Icelandic_Jazz]

I'm fairly certain there was an episode of Tom Goes to the Mayor that dealt with this condition

 

[davepoobond]

That sounds horrible

 

[bidguy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXgkMrTjrRE

Her?

lol is she actually coming in that vid or is it an act

 

[Downhome]

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”

I literally just laughed out loud at that and did a spit take as I read that. It's horrible, but it's just that I didn't expect that to play out as it did when I was reading it. My lord.

Would castration or something like that not fix this or is it all just more the sensation of it through nerves and the such?

 

[Ol No Bones]

The soreness has to be very uncomfortable. 100 times a day is just insane. Since people aren't familiar with the condition it has to be very embarrassing. Either way its embarrassing but you add the layer of the fact that people are definitely going to think the worst of a guy having uncontrollable orgasms in public. Just sad.

 

[Borgnine]

Here is the video, and it's pretty much exactly as Borgnine described.

HE'S EVEN WEARING KHAKI PANTS.

 

[CaptainSlow]

It's not that difficult to just be kind of quiet is it? Or is he like ARGHHHHHH DROPPIN FUCKIN LOADS as a huge wet spot appears on his khaki pants every single time?

I know this poor guy has a terrible condition that I couldn't even imagine spending one day having, but holy shit I blew a funny fuse at this post. God damn my sides hurt.

 

[Azure Dream]

I literally just laughed out loud at that and did a spit take as I read that. It's horrible, but it's just that I didn't expect that to play out as it did when I was reading it. My lord.

Would castration or something like that not fix this or is it all just more the sensation of it through nerves and the such?

Castration, medication, back surgery near the slipped disc, the video is pretty light on the solutions they may have discussed. I guess the point is "most doctors think it's psychological", so they haven't had a lot of consultation in that regard.

All of these things are by no means something to look forward to, but if he's serious about it being torturous, and never wanting another orgasm in his life, these have to be things he's looking at.

 

[CentroXer]

must be some of surgery he can do. This is the year of 2014.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

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This is nightmarish. Can he have deep brain stimulation done to fix it?

 

[Grym]

There's no treatment or surgery he can get? I can't believe that modern science has no way to treat this.

I'm guessing it is all nerve related? Is there anything that targets specific nerves or would it be body-wide nerve deadening? That would be horrible too.

Worse case scenario before suicide would be sever the spinal cord low and become a paraplegic. No doctor would do that. And no sane person would want it...but after a lifetime of 100 orgasm days...maybe you wouldn't be very 'sane' anymore.

 

[M3d10n]

The video is just so over the top and corny it really makes me question that shit. I mean if you're having 100 orgasms a day you'd think by now he'd be able to fucking contain his reaction a bit. Instead every "bout" is met with him falling to his knees and groaning like he just pumped his first load into a porn star.

And why even come out about it? There's clearly no cure, him announcing this isn't going to help the .000001% of humans who might have this condition. I get that the guy is embarrassed and states he can't participate in his kid's activities but it's not like you have to announce to the other parents "HEY EVERYONE JUST A QUICK HEADS UP I HAVE A CONDITION WHERE I ORGASM RANDOMLY, SO JUST DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO ME IF I START BUSTING A NUT OK? OK, THANKS". Just fucking tell people you have back problems or something if you're going to go down to the ground every time you have an attack.

Those are not natural orgasms, they are being caused by nerve damage and are probably more intense and longer lasting than normal orgasms.

 

[Summer Haze]

It's not that difficult to just be kind of quiet is it? Or is he like ARGHHHHHH DROPPIN FUCKIN LOADS as a huge wet spot appears on his khaki pants every single time?

Lmfao. The thought of someone stopping and shouting that in a public place is killing me. Damn you for making me laugh when I didn't want to.

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Just the thought of all the scenarios that this guy could get stuck in.

Reading his kids a bedtime story
Job interview
Burying the family dog
Talking about 9/11

All these awkward as shit situations. I feel for the guy, really.

 

[GeordieMark]

Oh god. That's terrible, but hilarious.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

Those are not natural orgasms, they are being caused by nerve damage and are probably more intense and longer lasting than normal orgasms.

But some doctors were saying it may be psychological