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[DragonSworne]

Dude had 9 orgasms at a funeral?

 

[DerZuhälter]

Sorry but that video seemed fake as fuck.

 

[hateradio]

I'd like to see this . . . for science, as they say.

 

[Krakatoa]

So does he ejaculate each time? If so holy blue balls!!

 

[unholyrevenger72]

Reminds of a sketch i saw on some Canadian Sketch comedy show while i was visiting Relatives. Something along the lines of "the man who has achieved the eternal tantric orgasm"

 

[Ramrock]

I would be dead after a week.
Heart attack would terminate me.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

I must be an insensitive prick because when he says "the orgasms, they just keep onnn coming" then shakes his head i started laughing, Sorry but he's really not selling me on this being so terrible.

 

[KibblesBits]

This is one of those things that is funny AND sad.

 

[Angry Grimace]

I must be an insensitive prick because when he says "the orgasms, they just keep onnn coming" then shakes his head i started laughing, Sorry but he's really not selling me on this being so terrible.

I don't know, the whole rolling around on the ground groaning like he just got shot just made it seem like he was playing it up. I've seen NFL players break their legs on the field and look less in agony.

 

[Replicant]

That casket quote...

 

[Lum1n3s]

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”

 

[Oemenia]

How does he have any energy to do anything, heck his digestion must be a mess.

 

[Archer]

 

[The Silver]

He must be constantly tired.

 

[Dalek]

How does he have any energy to do anything, heck his digestion must be a mess.

I know. He probably can't tell if he's coming or going.

 

[Sapiens]

After the three breasted woman turned out to be fake I don't know what to believe anymore. I'm just picturing this guy having orgasms at the most inconvenient times. I know it's not funny at all, not at all, sir.

 

[TxdoHawk]

Edit: Oh, never mind, first page handled it. My mistake.

 

[Raptor]

Drooping fucking loads everywhere ROFL!!!

Cut his fucking cock off for fuck sakes, have some mercy on that poor man!!

 

[umop_3pisdn]

I know it's horrible...

but it's also incredibly funny. I'm a terrible terrible person. I couldn't get through the video.

Me too, man, me too.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

Drooping fucking loads everywhere ROFL!!!

Cut his fucking cock off for fuck sakes, have some mercy on that poor man!!

I don't think he shoots loads the vast majority of the time. He's just firing air. It's like a valve releasing air or shooting one of those compressed air bottles.

 

[chubigans]

Here is the video, and it's pretty much exactly as Borgnine described.

#100Orgasms

Why would they put that hashtag there so quickly holy crap XD

 

[Raptor]

This dude could make a killing in the porn industry.

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

This dude could make a killing in the porn industry.

A one man facial compilation. All within 3 hours. A 3 hour facial compilation.

 

[DarkFlow]

There was a story about a women in the states who had the same condition. She ended up committing suicide if I remember correctly. Pretty terrible.

She's still alive as far as I can tell, and she's even doing better.
http://nypost.com/2014/04/09/doctor-relieves-womans-near-constant-orgasms/

https://uk.screen.yahoo.com/50-orgasms-day-amanda-gryce-141000782.html

 

[Freaky Fred]

“There’s nothing pleasurable about it because even though it might feel physically good — you’re completely disgusted by what’s going on.”

my sex life in one sentence

 

[Shpeshal Nick]

Fuck that would be horrible.

 

[PackerinMN]

Wonder if he's tried weed.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Wonder if he's tried weed.

Yeah then his orgasms could be more intense That's how it effects me sexually anyways.

 

[The Lamp]

I know. He probably can't tell if he's coming or going.

Wow.

 

[>:)]

It's not that difficult to just be kind of quiet is it? Or is he like ARGHHHHHH DROPPIN FUCKIN LOADS as a huge wet spot appears on his khaki pants every single time?

 

[Darknight]

So why dont they just like clip his balls?

 

[Archer]

 

[Neoxon]

Damn, that's terrible. :-(

 

[zerosum]

I can't even begin to wrap my head around how agonizing that would be. Three, maybe four, in a 24 hour period, and I'm like "don't fucking touch me". Just completely spent.

It's not that difficult to just be kind of quiet is it? Or is he like ARGHHHHHH DROPPIN FUCKIN LOADS as a huge wet spot appears on his khaki pants every single time?

Damn, that made me laugh.

 

[Freaky Fred]

I can't even begin to wrap my head around how agonizing that would be. Three, maybe four, in a 24 hour period, and I'm like "don't fucking touch me". Just completely spent.

zerocum

 

[jb1234]

Poor man. Can't blame him for considering suicide. Sometimes there's only one option left.

 

[ginger ninja]

Of all the stupid things we get kickstarter campaigns going for, getting the best treatment for this guy is probably something i would actually be willing to fund as a fellow man.

May be those MRA idiots should focus on stuff like this and not the online pissing contests

 

[Wanace]

my sex life in one sentence

LOL, this thread keeps on giving.

 

[Sapiens]

 

[Psychological Intellect]

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”


Um

 

[Desi]

horrible but this sounds like all my hentai doujins

 

[Downhome]

Anyone else instantly think of the "Orgasm Guy" skit from SNL?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECKGv6Z4lTI&list=PLv0u1ELTXDIaFekn8iOQuGF7u7U2bAHPo

 

[xxracerxx]

 

[mantidor]

I finally saw the video.

And are you people exaggerating, if anything he tries to be more discrete but its a freaking orgasm. You people act like you don' know how it is.

poor guy, seriously.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Awful. Does he wear those huge clothes to stay away from any form on constriction?

 

[Allforce]

LOL I'm crying

 

[Choomp]

Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”

 

[XANDER CAGE]

Here is the video, and it's pretty much exactly as Borgnine described.

I really feel for this man and his condition sounds horrible

But I busted my god damn gut when he said "the orgasms... they just keep on comin'" while shaking his head with sad music playing in the background. Hire a better editor, my god.

 

[kingkitty]

That video is something else.