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[Naked Snake]

... have anal sex instead.

Very funny lyrics and video, not safe for work, for the easily offended, or the young:

No full nudity shown, but explicit lyrics and comically simulated sex scenes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

Mock if old.

 

[Enduin]

That song gave me an anal contusion.

 

[ToxicAdam]

That's funny. Probably went on about 40 seconds too long, but had some choice lines in it.

I like this one too: Save the Rich

 

[Octavion Rex]

well, that was interesting...

 

[Naked Snake]

That's funny. Probably went on about 40 seconds too long, but had some choice lines in it.

I like this one too: Save the Rich

Oh that's a good one, thanks for pointing it out.

 

[Savitar]

Felt right.

 

[Arkos]

A girl at my high school was known to do this for precisely that reason. What logic.

 

[Slayven]

Burnette looks like an anime character.

 

[Naked Snake]

Felt right.

Funny I was reading this yesterday:

Cultural history of the buttocks: Evolutionary significance

Sexologist Alfred Kind suggested that the buttocks is the primary sexual presentation site in primates. Some anthropologists and sociobiologists believe that breast fetishism derives from the breasts' similarity to buttocks, but instead provide sexual attraction from the front of the body.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_history_of_the_buttocks

 

[Smellycat]

I couldn't watch the whole trailer. The blond girl looks so familiar.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

I couldn't believe this was actually a thing at my school (Jesuit undergrad and grad). My old roommate dated a girl like this in law school for like 9 months. When he told us about it after they broke up I couldn't even look at her the same way again.

 

[Vermillion]

You have to wonder where the hell they got the idea that anal is okay.

 

[Slayven]

You have to wonder where the hell they got the idea that anal is okay.

Dudes

 

[PezDispenser]

My friend's girlfriend in college was like this, I remember thinking that it was about the most ridiculous fucking thing I'd ever heard. Your church frowns on premarital sex, but I guess Jesus is totally cool with you taking it up the ass instead!

 

[Lashley]

recognize em from big bang theory

didn't really find it funny

 

[Mr. Enigma]

I knew a girl like this about 10 years ago. She said she was saving her virginity for marriage, so all she did was anal sex. They really do exist.

 

[SwiftDeath]

eh it's a funny song concept

I just don't find any of their music particularly engaging or catchy at all

Probably watched 5 of their most popular songs and feel no urge to at all to watch them again

Feel flight of the conchords manages to deliver songs that are both funny and work as songs

Maybe that's just me though

 

[NoRéN]

You have to wonder where the hell they got the idea that anal is okay.

I don't know but in my experience it was never that difficult to talk a christian girl into anal. They didn't even see is as a big deal.

 

[PK Gaming]

Haha, that was great

"Give me that sweet sensation of that rock hard rationalization"

 

[perfectchaos007]

Christian girls that vow to save sex for marriage end up having pre-marital sex just as often as any other girl. I saw that statistic at the end of a documentary about daddy/daughter virginity balls.

 

[tino]

This is an old idea. Using this loophole was mentioned in Ming dynasty filthy literature.

 

[Sats]

I knew a girl who wasn't religious that did this. She just considered her vagina to be worth saving for someone special.

 

[omg_mjd]

There was a character in Stephen King's The Stand that practiced this. She was saving herself for an evil antichrist-like figure instead though, from what I remember.

 

[perfectchaos007]

I knew a girl who wasn't religious that did this. She just considered her vagina to be worth saving for someone special.

If I were a girl, I would save one hole for marriage. Not sure which one, I would need some time to think about it.

 

[kozmo7]

eh it's a funny song concept

I just don't find any of their music particularly engaging or catchy at all

Probably watched 5 of their most popular songs and feel no urge to at all to watch them again

Feel flight of the conchords manages to deliver songs that are both funny and work as songs

Maybe that's just me though

I feel the same way about them. Something about their presentation also annoys me. It feels like stage acting in a musical or something. Their facial expressions read "hey, we're reading something ironic, isn't it hilarious?"

They're clever writers though.

 

[OnPoint]

Hey she was on Scrubs.

I liked her better there.

This was... crude, if not cleverly written at parts.

 

[lazybones18]

wonder if those Christian girls like anal creampies

 

[Sats]

wonder if those Christian girls like anal creampies

Lord knows I sure do.

Not as much as the regular ones though.

 

[Metalmarc]

Taking it up the bunghole for jesus, hmmm interesting

 

[Rabbit Lord]

People are crazy.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

From over 10 years ago.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Thread reminds me of a pic I saw earlier today at imgur:

 

[Vermillion]

Dudes

You're probably right, lol

I don't know but in my experience it was never that difficult to talk a christian girl into anal. They didn't even see is as a big deal.

Interesting :/

 

[Miles X]

From over 10 years ago.

She's a liar, nobody walks funny after having anal sex, if they do it's not for more than 5 minutes.

 

[Henchmen21]

Hey she was on Scrubs.

I liked her better there.

This was... crude, if not cleverly written at parts.

Yup. It's the Gooch. Poor Ted

 

[narcosis219]

As a song it's pretty terrible... Just sounds like prose put forcefully into a song. Nonetheless it's hilarious

 

[Village]

Felt right.

Imma need all the context.

Call in the context squadron

 

[Log4Girlz]

My favorite holes are...loop holes.

 

[TnK]

This logic isn't exclusive to christian girls btw. Seen it in others as well.

Lord knows I sure do.

Not as much as the regular ones though.

Do girls actually like that?

 

[IsntChrisL]

I remember hearing about a pornstar that was bragging that she was still a vaginal virgin.

 

[MWS Natural]

Save the rich was really good lol.

 

[hateradio]

If I had a vagina, I wouldn't do anal.

But, w/e.

 

[bobbytkc]

Felt right.

That's deep.

 

[remz]

Imma need all the context.

Call in the context squadron

It's from the manga Prison School. The main character, to save himself from being expelled needs to prove his status as a true Ass Man to the butt obsessed principal of the school. This is from the end of like a 10 page piece of the glory of butts and evolution

 

[ElbowRocket]

Sub'dubbed will check at home

 

[SolidusDave]

Do they even get something out of it?
I thought anal sex isn't really that stimulating for a large portion of women (so the complete opposite situation as for men).

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Lord knows I sure do.

Not as much as the regular ones though.

Sometimes I just don't know about you.

 

[fanboi]

Isn't there girls in the us that let their dad give them away on their wedding, and they must be virgins... so they take it up the ass.

 

[witchedwiz]

Felt right.

What manga is this?

 

[FYC]

LMAO at Jesus rollerskating around the giant asses