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The Most Cost Effective Way to Get Drunk

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Xeke

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I submit to you that a case of Old English 40 oz. Malt Liquor is the cheapest way to get drunk. 12 40s in a case for 20 bucks. It's amazing.
 
Xeke said:
I submit to you that a case of Old English 40 oz. Malt Liquor is the cheapest way to get drunk. 12 40s in a case for 20 bucks. It's amazing.

It would be even quicker if instead of drinking it, you poured some on a towel then sticked it up your butt.
 
Cheapest way to get drunk is an alcohol enema. It's also very deadly.

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This will get you fucked up:

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Seriously, this is like Samuel Jackson beer, in cheap fortified wine form. i've never wanted to fight somebody, except after finishing one of these off. Not a cool alcohol buzz at all.
 
usually i find a passed out bum, suck him off, upon cumming he wakes up, i tell him what i just did, and tell him that i'll give him some more jobs if he goes and panhandles for liquor money for me.

i got enough to pride to not scrounge around and ask people for change
 
12 bottles x 40 oz x 8% alcohol = 38.4 fl oz of ethanol for $20
or about 1.92 fl oz of ethanol per dollar.
 
aoi tsuki said:
Cheapest way to get drunk is an alcohol enema. It's also very deadly.

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This will get you fucked up:

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Seriously, this is like Samuel Jackson beer, in cheap fortified wine form. i've never wanted to fight somebody, except after finishing one of these off. Not a cool alcohol buzz at all.


ruuun from this stay very far away!


Buy a 5th of 151 rum. pour into mountain dew and drink.

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Down in the Caribbean they got rum... real rum... fucking 171 proof... how much does a fifth cost? 8 EC (about $2.99 USD)... Just try to beat that shit
 
i remember when i was in cuba a few xmas's ago and this liquor/convenience store owner traded me 8 bottles of club havana for this tiny plastic flip-phone keychain attached to my bag that i got from a dollar store here in canada :D

greatest trade evAR! EIGHT BOTTLES!!
 
YakiSOBA said:
i remember when i was in cuba a few xmas's ago and this liquor/convenience store owner traded me 8 bottles of club havana for this tiny plastic flip-phone keychain attached to my bag that i got from a dollar store here in canada :D

greatest trade evAR! EIGHT BOTTLES!!


The guy at the counter was probably thinking, "I just traded away 8 bottles of that shit for this cool keychain!"

Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.
 
Cheap vodka...

... mix with kool aid or gatoraid if you can't stand it neat.

But don't bitch to me when you "wake up" at 3am, puke vodka and juice all over your white sheets, then "go back to sleep" and discover the horror about four hours later. You'll just have to throw everything away, just like I did, and the smell doesn't really come out of a mattress.
 
Here's the least cost effective way to get drunk.

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World´s Most Expensive Tequila...
 
Xeke said:
I submit to you that a case of Old English 40 oz. Malt Liquor is the cheapest way to get drunk. 12 40s in a case for 20 bucks. It's amazing.
where are these cases sold? I havent seen them at grocery stores, do i have to go to a liquor store?
 
RiskyChris said:
Is this a joke or do people do this?

Does it... does it work?
Sure does! Also, if you're ever gonna do some ecstasy I highly recommend shoving your pill up your ass and letting it dissolve. Far more intense that way.

Also, there was an epidemic in the 90's in some city of kids injecting alcohol because it got them drunk quicker and cheaper and didn't stink up their breath. Funny!
 
OxtheMidget said:
Came to post this. Just stick a tampon soaked in vodka up your butt!

But not too far. There are two sets of vascular beds down there. One will absorb the alcohol into your bloodstream just fine, bypassing the liver all the same. Another that's deeper down will head straight for the liver.
 
A goon bag is the most cost effective.

But if you want to get done quickly - and have something that tastes at least half decent:

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Rlan said:
A goon bag is the most cost effective.

But if you want to get done quickly - and have something that tastes at least half decent:

[ig]VODKA[/img] + [ig]KAHLUA[/img] +
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That doesn't look like cream to me. You're doing it wrong.
 
Xeke said:
I submit to you that a case of Old English 40 oz. Malt Liquor is the cheapest way to get drunk. 12 40s in a case for 20 bucks. It's amazing.

Biggest, cheapest bottle of shit Vodka wins.
 
i used to drink 40s. but over time i realized how awful they are. i'm not familiar with the brewing process, but there's something up with the way they make 'em because there've been plenty of times i'd hurl from downing just half a bottle.

i recommend getting a six pak of busch or whatever cheap beer. i don't fuck with liquor much anymore, as cheap liquor can be especially vile. unless you're the kind that never gets hungover
 
Tyrone Slothrop said:
i recommend getting a six pak of busch or whatever cheap beer. i don't fuck with liquor much anymore, as cheap liquor can be especially vile. unless you're the kind that never gets hungover
There used to be completely generic products that some supermarket carried. There was actually a beer called "Beer". It was a white can with just "Beer" stamped on it.

Some Stanford undergrad once told me "If you put the 'Beer' close to the freezer part of the mini-fridge and get it really cold then it almost tastes like Bud." (Budweiser) :lol
 
speculawyer said:
Some Stanford undergrad once told me "If you put the 'Beer' close to the freezer part of the mini-fridge and get it really cold then it almost tastes like Bud." (Budweiser) :lol

yeah sometimes i wonder if the difference between the cheap stuff and Budweisers, Coors &ect is just in my head. i'm pretty sure its not, but the mind does weird things
 
ProfessorLobo said:
Let's stick to intelligent responses. Why don't you just say to chug your parents mouthwash when you go home for Christmas?

1. who the fuck are you
2. intelligent in an OT drinking thread? pshaw
3. you've obviously never NEEDED to be drunk before.
 
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