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The Most Cost Effective Way to Get Drunk
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Escape Goat
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10oz shot directly into the heart
Cheapest way to get drunk is an alcohol enema. It's also very deadly.
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This will get you fucked up:
Seriously, this is like Samuel Jackson beer, in cheap fortified wine form. i've never wanted to fight somebody, except after finishing one of these off. Not a cool alcohol buzz at all.
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This will get you fucked up:
Seriously, this is like Samuel Jackson beer, in cheap fortified wine form. i've never wanted to fight somebody, except after finishing one of these off. Not a cool alcohol buzz at all.
HawkHarrelson
Banned
usually i find a passed out bum, suck him off, upon cumming he wakes up, i tell him what i just did, and tell him that i'll give him some more jobs if he goes and panhandles for liquor money for me.
i got enough to pride to not scrounge around and ask people for change
i got enough to pride to not scrounge around and ask people for change
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
Xeke said:
Thread - won.
Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
Drink half your bottle of beer, then stick it in your ass and flip backwards.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Yup, everclear or cheap vodka should do the trick too.
ProfessorLobo
Banned
There needs to be more mathematics in this thread.
TemplaerDude
Member
8 dollar bottle of wine. down it.
Ford Prefect
GAAAAAAAAY
*intrigued*aoi tsuki said:
ProfessorLobo
Banned
bjork said:
Let's stick to intelligent responses. Why don't you just say to chug your parents mouthwash when you go home for Christmas?
Blackace
if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
aoi tsuki said:Cheapest way to get drunk is an alcohol enema. It's also very deadly.
Edit:
This will get you fucked up:
Seriously, this is like Samuel Jackson beer, in cheap fortified wine form. i've never wanted to fight somebody, except after finishing one of these off. Not a cool alcohol buzz at all.
ruuun from this stay very far away!
Buy a 5th of 151 rum. pour into mountain dew and drink.
RiskyChris
Banned
I'm pretty sure I've seen really really cheap hard liquor before (I'm talking $3 a bottle cheap).
TemplaerDude
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ProfessorLobo said:
how dare you insult bjork.
AtticusFinch
Banned
KRS7 said:
Winner.
BelligerentOC
Member
Down in the Caribbean they got rum... real rum... fucking 171 proof... how much does a fifth cost? 8 EC (about $2.99 USD)... Just try to beat that shit
AtticusFinch
Banned
YakiSOBA said:i remember when i was in cuba a few xmas's ago and this liquor/convenience store owner traded me 8 bottles of club havana for this tiny plastic flip-phone keychain attached to my bag that i got from a dollar store here in canada
greatest trade evAR! EIGHT BOTTLES!!
The guy at the counter was probably thinking, "I just traded away 8 bottles of that shit for this cool keychain!"
Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.
Cheap vodka...
... mix with kool aid or gatoraid if you can't stand it neat.
But don't bitch to me when you "wake up" at 3am, puke vodka and juice all over your white sheets, then "go back to sleep" and discover the horror about four hours later. You'll just have to throw everything away, just like I did, and the smell doesn't really come out of a mattress.
... mix with kool aid or gatoraid if you can't stand it neat.
But don't bitch to me when you "wake up" at 3am, puke vodka and juice all over your white sheets, then "go back to sleep" and discover the horror about four hours later. You'll just have to throw everything away, just like I did, and the smell doesn't really come out of a mattress.
ProfessorLobo
Banned
Here's the least cost effective way to get drunk.
" The Diamond Sterling " ... Valued at $1.000.000 Euros
World´s Most Expensive Tequila...
" The Diamond Sterling " ... Valued at $1.000.000 Euros
World´s Most Expensive Tequila...
I_D
Member
Nobody has mentioned alcohol-soaked tampons in the ass yet? Come on Gaf!
Anyway... Joose is the way to go, for cheapos.
http://pheed.gluenow.com/images/med/joose_1.jpg
Anyway... Joose is the way to go, for cheapos.
http://pheed.gluenow.com/images/med/joose_1.jpg
Escape Goat
Member
Immortal_Daemon said:
oh...youre supposed to soak them in alcohol? Knew i was doing something wrong.
RiskyChris
Banned
Immortal_Daemon said:
Is this a joke or do people do this?
Does it... does it work?
Suburban Cowboy
Member
where are these cases sold? I havent seen them at grocery stores, do i have to go to a liquor store?Xeke said:
Sure does! Also, if you're ever gonna do some ecstasy I highly recommend shoving your pill up your ass and letting it dissolve. Far more intense that way.RiskyChris said:
Also, there was an epidemic in the 90's in some city of kids injecting alcohol because it got them drunk quicker and cheaper and didn't stink up their breath. Funny!
OxtheMidget
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aoi tsuki said:
Came to post this. Just stick a tampon soaked in vodka up your butt!
voodoojohn
Banned
Getting a sex change = a lifetime of free booze.
speculawyer
Member
Ah . . . the 8-ball.Xeke said:
speculawyer
Member
Dude . . that is not funny. Methyl alcohol CAN KILL YOU. DO NOT DRINK RUBBING ALCOHOL.Triumph said:
NOT FUNNY.
Escape Goat
Member
but its soft and silky 
RiskyChris
Banned
Rlan said:
That doesn't look like cream to me. You're doing it wrong.
Tyrone Slothrop
Banned
i used to drink 40s. but over time i realized how awful they are. i'm not familiar with the brewing process, but there's something up with the way they make 'em because there've been plenty of times i'd hurl from downing just half a bottle.
i recommend getting a six pak of busch or whatever cheap beer. i don't fuck with liquor much anymore, as cheap liquor can be especially vile. unless you're the kind that never gets hungover
i recommend getting a six pak of busch or whatever cheap beer. i don't fuck with liquor much anymore, as cheap liquor can be especially vile. unless you're the kind that never gets hungover
Scottlarock
Banned
wine coolers if your female, to atleast pretend.
speculawyer
Member
There used to be completely generic products that some supermarket carried. There was actually a beer called "Beer". It was a white can with just "Beer" stamped on it.Tyrone Slothrop said:
Some Stanford undergrad once told me "If you put the 'Beer' close to the freezer part of the mini-fridge and get it really cold then it almost tastes like Bud." (Budweiser) :lol
Tyrone Slothrop
Banned
speculawyer said:
yeah sometimes i wonder if the difference between the cheap stuff and Budweisers, Coors &ect is just in my head. i'm pretty sure its not, but the mind does weird things
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