'South West' is accurate enough for me (I'm just the other side of the bridge funnily enough)! Mansion might have been an overkill but 'typical' and '4 bed' don't go in the same sentance for me (yet!). Im still renting a one-bed, top floor flat in a terraced house. Though on the plus side it's close to the City Centre without being right amongst the hustle & bustle.
Seems impossible in this country as a singleton to get a reasonable mortgage on a house with *any* number of bedrooms. Still, for the time being, I'm happy with my current space - will try and post some pics after work.