This parody site is quite amusing.
http://www.animemaru.com/parents-unearth-sons-terrible-fan-fiction/
Parents Unearth Sons Terrible Fan Fiction
NEENAH, WI Embarrassing fan fiction is something weve all had to deal with at some point. But for Jon Banks his Madoka Magica fan fiction cost him a college fund. Last week Banks parents were shocked to find a word document with pages upon pages of awful prose on their sons laptop.
The file in question was titled Beyond the Winners- a SayakaXKyoko fanfiction, a Microsoft Word document with over 500,000 words in it. Bankss parents immediately noticed the with repeated use of XD within the storys contents. The story is self-described as a exciting [sic] and erotic adventure about love, friendship, and Gen Urobuchi. At the time of its release Beyond the Winners was the most read Madoka Magica fan fiction. Needless to say, the Banks family was shocked.
I cant believe my child would write such drivel Maria Banks comments, The characters are nothing like their portrayal in the show, did he even watch it?
Bankss father has only given one statement: I have no son.
Although Banks family stands firmly opposed to his writing, reviewers on fanfiction.net seem much more open to it. One user, xXNaruto/SasukeXx666, even called Banks teh epicest riter on this site xD.
The Banks family has taken away Jons college fund, reportedly to spend it on a child would could write worth a damn. In addition, the Banks family has seen to it that the fan fiction be erased from existence. Although its page on fanfiction.net has been taken down, there are reports of reposts showing up around the web.
Jon Banks had his own thoughts on the situation. I didnt think I was doing anything wrong. I just wanted to fix the shows obvious flaws. Writing Sayaka as the main character, giving her Kyoko as a romantic interest, and putting in my original character Bon Janks was the only way to really tell Madokas story. I didnt think my parents would get that upset.
The Banks family is offering Jons college fund to anyone who can write with such mastery as Gen Urobuchi. So far no one has fit the requirements.