Bish: Centuries have passed and our forum remains steadfast in its sacred mission to preserve the balance between hardcore and casual.
Bish: That balance is threatened by a new contagion. The mobile.
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Shinobi aims his post at the iPhone user.
iPhone: You have no idea who youre dealing with.
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Skux stands ups.
Skux: All Gaffers to controllers!
Skux: Lets eliminate these Consoleless mobiles once and for all.
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Shinobi: Ill need you to provide threads!
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DarkLordMalik: You really believe the mobiles are collaborating with the casuals?
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Shinobi and Bananafactory crouch behind cover outside the sales thread.
Bananafactory: Theyre converging on the sales.
Shiobi, Bananafactory, and Sn4ke_911 walk together.
Bananafactory: We need to unravel this without arousing the mods.
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Shinobi throws microtransactions into the sales.
Shinobi: incoming!
The microtransactions land with a large explosion of money.
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Bananafactory shoots a soldier before they could shoot Shinobi and Banana steps towards Shinobi.
Shinobi: Stop for a dlc, did you?
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DarkLordMalik: Shinobi, where are you going?
Shinobi: To finish what we started!
DLM: This is no time for threads, come to your senses!
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Skux aims at Shinobi.
Skux: This is madness. Youre putting the very core of our Forum in jeopardy.
Shinobi: Skux, you have to trust me.
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Bish: You dance on the very edge of insubordination, Sif Gaffer.
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Bish calls out to Shinobi.
Bish: Gaffer Shinobi! This matter is not yet over.
Shinobi: Of that you can be sure.
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THE GAF 1886