Zero-Crescent
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Great ending line.
"Well my friend...
" *BANG*
That's a Paladin.
Umm when was the last time Spoony slept?
Fantastic ending. Spoony tried to show a path to corruption and on an very personal way giving up his live as an reviewer. The story of him and his brother, what the Ultima Series means for him, how he is aware that his fame and fans will abandon him sometime (the Twitter incident is a taste of that) and finally his real psychological problems. The black gate and the offer of the Guarding was an metaphor for him stop being a reviewer. He refuses. I'm glad, but he knows and we know sometimes it will all break down on him.
Isn't just me or he referenced Mass Effect 3's ending ?
Hell he even uses the Mass Effect ending music.
Watched FFVIII for a while... and no, he is not funny. I love yatzhe but i can't stand that guy. Yatzhe has actually sometimes some valid reasons meanwhile in FFVIII video he for whole opening talked preaty much some idiotic things like seifer squall fight being sissy. It looks like he have problems with understanding rivalty concept that was shown to player that squall and seifer hate eachother.
I'm pretty sure he has WAY more educated knowledge on pretty much every RPG out there than Yahtzee has. And way more valid reasons.
Really, really good review. Had a great ending and a good set up for his next review.
Admittedly, I'm finding it slightly worrying that it does seem like Spoony has obviously taken recent events very hard and is referencing them in his reviews; of course there are also the hints in there that he may end his show as well.
Uncomfortably so. Still watching it right now and he looks like hell. Did he not get enough sleep before recoding this?Well, that was fucking emotional.
Uncomfortably so. Still watching it right now and he looks like hell. Did he not get enough sleep before recoding this?
Wait, I hope I'm misunderstanding the comments here, but is this his last review?
Wait, I hope I'm misunderstanding the comments here, but is this his last review?
Great ending indeed, the story about his brother, that is what I want to see more of from reviewers. The sketches are fine but they're always best when they drop acts and speak from the heart.
FFXIII will be... interesting for me, the first time he will have covered a game I actually like. I already hated 8 and 10 on my own just from playing them myself long before he made his reviews, he just voiced what I always felt.
I'm pretty sure he has WAY more educated knowledge on pretty much every RPG out there than Yahtzee has. And way more valid reasons.
I don't question his knowledge. I'm question his basic understanding of his reasons.
For example whole FFVIII part1 video is just pure crap from reason point.
First he starts with his review of FF8 opening vid. It is probably the best opening in history of video games. Video is meant to give players overall fell of FF8 not to explain things. But even without dialog you see rivaly between seifer and squall, you see Rinoa and after that word "i'll be waiting" so new players could grasp that girl is main heroine and there will be something going on with her. You see witch and her mysterious powers and Rinoa involvement with her.
I don't even talk about his Gayness-emo song of his because people sometimes have bad ear to really good music, but looking at his review of that part he doesn't have a clue what opening to FF8 is and what it means for new player. It's a teaser what FF8 will show you throughout the game and back then when FF8 had premiere this opening was GODLY in therms of quality.
But that's just opening rant. Most problem with his rant i see in his actual playing. Main character start in infarmy. Rant. Gunblade design (neglecting that it's just lore of game and every fantasy game has ton of nonpractical designs). Rant. Problems is he just goes in this game with his badgame aproach and he only see bad things and that's not all. He criticizes Draw system quoting. " You can't play the game without xxx hours drawing. I just want to play this game"
Problem is :
Whole main game you can play without any serious drawing. Just few times for 1-2 hours. You don't need more that 40 fire spells for each fight. Sure Draw has problems but this problem comes because most of those people are loot whores. If they see you can get 99 of blind spell they will spend whole hour just to have 99 blind spells Thing is 99 blind spells will last you probably for whole game. Draw system works because of GF abilities which transmute some spells to other things. And that's the second thing. With cards and GF abilities you don't need to draw that much at all. Item drops and cards are more effective way of creating spells than simply drawing. First fish enemy drops something that from start give you 10 or 20 water spells.
Next one is GF rant about long cutscenes. That is valid point from 2012 gamer point of view but back then everytime you summoned some GF you were like on christmass party drolling all over the place because all those GF graphic and animations were fucking amazing. With Boost ability you pressed select as mad to boost damage output. Clunkynes was part of that era so there was no skip buttons for cutscenes and you can't simply say game is bad because of it, at that time you would't dare to skip FF cutscene. If you go that way then most of old games are crap by today standards.
When i first saw Kings materia animation in FF7 i didn't say Oh fuck that's long and boring. It was fucking amazing everytime.
I could go on and on. I watched his FF8 video didn't like it as i didn't find his reason well thought and actual reasoning part is on 12 year old kid level.
For all the shit he's been getting for his meltdown I'd just like to chip in and say that the Ultima Retrospective has been fucking oustanding even for someone like me who has never touched the series. Super informative and also very funny at times)
YES YES YES !
yea, that was pretty epic. Spoony's best review ever?
oh yea, he added the UNCUT version.
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2012/08/11/ultima-9-ascension-finale-uncut/
Like I said what does the uncut add anything significant?
(Downloading these videos out here takes forever)
nothing, it's just it's not in two parts anymore.
I don't question his knowledge. I'm question his basic understanding of his reasons.
For example whole FFVIII part1 video is just pure crap from reason point.
First he starts with his review of FF8 opening vid. It is probably the best opening in history of video games. Video is meant to give players overall fell of FF8 not to explain things. But even without dialog you see rivaly between seifer and squall, you see Rinoa and after that word "i'll be waiting" so new players could grasp that girl is main heroine and there will be something going on with her. You see witch and her mysterious powers and Rinoa involvement with her.
I don't even talk about his Gayness-emo song of his because people sometimes have bad ear to really good music, but looking at his review of that part he doesn't have a clue what opening to FF8 is and what it means for new player. It's a teaser what FF8 will show you throughout the game and back then when FF8 had premiere this opening was GODLY in therms of quality.
But that's just opening rant. Most problem with his rant i see in his actual playing. Main character start in infarmy. Rant. Gunblade design (neglecting that it's just lore of game and every fantasy game has ton of nonpractical designs). Rant. Problems is he just goes in this game with his badgame aproach and he only see bad things and that's not all. He criticizes Draw system quoting. " You can't play the game without xxx hours drawing. I just want to play this game"
Problem is :
Whole main game you can play without any serious drawing. Just few times for 1-2 hours. You don't need more that 40 fire spells for each fight. Sure Draw has problems but this problem comes because most of those people are loot whores. If they see you can get 99 of blind spell they will spend whole hour just to have 99 blind spells Thing is 99 blind spells will last you probably for whole game. Draw system works because of GF abilities which transmute some spells to other things. And that's the second thing. With cards and GF abilities you don't need to draw that much at all. Item drops and cards are more effective way of creating spells than simply drawing. First fish enemy drops something that from start give you 10 or 20 water spells.
Next one is GF rant about long cutscenes. That is valid point from 2012 gamer point of view but back then everytime you summoned some GF you were like on christmass party drolling all over the place because all those GF graphic and animations were fucking amazing. With Boost ability you pressed select as mad to boost damage output. Clunkynes was part of that era so there was no skip buttons for cutscenes and you can't simply say game is bad because of it, at that time you would't dare to skip FF cutscene. If you go that way then most of old games are crap by today standards.
When i first saw Kings materia animation in FF7 i didn't say Oh fuck that's long and boring. It was fucking amazing everytime.
I could go on and on. I watched his FF8 video didn't like it as i didn't find his reason well thought and actual reasoning part is on 12 year old kid level.
I don't even talk about his Gayness-emo song of his because people sometimes have bad ear to really good music, but looking at his review of that part he doesn't have a clue what opening to FF8 is and what it means for new player. It's a teaser what FF8 will show you throughout the game and back then when FF8 had premiere this opening was GODLY in therms of quality..