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[Patrick Bateman]

I'll let you guys know if I find a better one.

And I know this is from one of the evil later seasons, but I found it utterly hilarious.
A Guide to Your Restraining Order

The laughter of Gary Busey is so damn awesome. :lol :lol


But my absolute favorite still is this one:


Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!


It has been mentioned many times, but not much enough.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ynzyzi3pME4


I'm dying here..... :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[koam]

Heh i love that Itchy and Scratchy land episode.

Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
Homer: What's that?
Woman: Well it's money that's made just for the park. It works just like regular money, but it's, er..."fun".
Bart: Do it, Dad.
Homer: Well, OK, if it's fun...let's see, uh...I'll take $1100 worth.
*he walks in, sees all the signs: "No I&S Money", "We Don't Take Itchy and Scratchy Money", etc.]

--

Bandleader: Welcome to T. G. I. McScratchy's where it's constantly New Year's Eve. Here we go again! Three, two, one!
Everyone: Happy new year!
Marge: It must be wonderful to ring in the new year over and over and over.
Waiter: Please, kill me.

--

Bart: Dad?
Homer: Aw, I kicked one of those stupid Itchy characters in the butt.
Bart: Yeah. There's just no way to resist it, is there.
[inside gift shop]
Marge: I want all five t-shirts to say "Best Vacation Ever".
Announcer: Attention, Marge Simpson: your son has been arrested.
Woman: I'd be terrible embarrassed if I were that boy's mother.
Marge: *groans*
Announcer: Attention, Marge Simpson: we've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

--

Marge: Oh, I'm so embarrassed I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.
Officer: OK, throw her in the hole.

 

[Like the hat?]

Heh i love that Itchy and Scratchy land episode.

whenever I drive anywhere with a group of people and park the car, when we get out I say "remember kids, we're in the 'Itchy' lot"

 

[koam]

I can't believe we forgot one of the funniest quotes EVER

<Snake> Oh noo.. Beta!

I used this line all the time (except I replaced "Beta" with "VHS") every time someone offered to loan me a movie but they had it on VHS instead of DVD.

 

[Like the hat?]

Dr. Nick: "Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGregg - with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg"

--

Dr. Nick: "Hi everybody!"
Mr. Burns: "Ho mer, simp son!"
Dr. Nick: "Ok, that was a little strange"

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Marge: Oh dear... Kids, tell me when your father's done scratching himself
*long pause*
Marge: Kids?
Bart: We'll tell you, Mom.

 

[tnw]

it's not really funny, I just like the delivery of when the sea captain says 'farily warned be thee says I'

I was out at the bars on friday night. I don't drink normally, but boy if a little alkihol in me doesn't make me a simpsons quoting machine. And only like 1 or 2 people knew what I was talking about most of the time.