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The Worst Characters of 2010

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This is a thread about the worst characters of 2010. These are my choices:



MOST ANNOYING:

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Barry Wheeler - Alan Wake.

Alan's wise guy friend and comic relief. Just look at him, how could you not hate that?
Barry, just shut the fuck up.



SHITTIEST DESIGN:


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Pig Lars - Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock

Guitar Hero is a notoriously hideous series, and number 9 didn't disappoint. The ugly characters morph into even uglier beast things. Pig Lars sucks.
"Something inside cannot be contained"...



WORST VOICE ACTING:


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Lauren the Hooker - Heavy Rain

The lady of the night with a mild speech impediment. Is she even supposed to have an accent or is that just accidental?
"I don't do any weird shit"



MOST DESPICABLE:


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Seth - Red Dead Redemption

Disgusting. A fithy, hideous Gollum-esque motherfucker who digs up graves. He's also a necrophiliac.
My precious...



OVERALL WORST:


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EyePet - EyePet

A rodent type creature with a human baby face? Kill it with fire. It's nauseating in it's desperate attempt to be cute and the thing is just downright creepy. Something about it's face just pisses me off.
Eyepet drives a penis car


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So yeah, those are my choices. Choose your own and list your reasons why.


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vocab

Member
Pretty sure the girl who voiced Lauren was in this one porn I saw. Id link it, and you'd shit bricks (same voice and everything Jesus it's creepy), but I'll get banned.
 

Bread

Banned
wow at that line delivery by the hooker in Heavy Rain

you got 10 minutes when the alarm rings it's over

literally no pause in between, she just says it as fast as she can
 

Nert

Member
I've only seen this character through a Quick Look, but christ, it was annoying: "Bumble," the flying lemur thing that wont shut up, from Kinectimals.
 

B.K.

Member
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She served no purpose at all in the game's story.The game would have been exactly the same if she didn't even exist.
 
KevinCow said:
The cast of Heavy Ra--



Oh, wait, no. Definitely this.

But the cast of Heavy Rain is up there.
Absolutely.


B.K. said:
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She served no purpose at all in the game's story.The game would have been exactly the same if she didn't even exist.
I remember when I thought FFXIII was going to be a decent game. Back then, I thought she was going to be the main villain. Would have been cool.
 
Most annoying is that waving asshole, the Pig in DKCR. He comes when you've died 8 times on a certain level I think.

I don't need your help you dumb douche
 

ZealousD

Makes world leading predictions like "The sun will rise tomorrow"
Casting another vote for Samus in Metroid: Other M.

She's terrible on every possible level. Whether you were already a fan of the franchise or not, you will think she is terrible in Other M. Everybody involved in that project's story should feel ashamed.
 

Papa

Banned
Anyone from Black Ops.

Next year's Call of Duty will be given a run for its money by Gears of War 3.
 

Papercuts

fired zero bullets in the orphanage.
Pan - God of War 3
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"HOPE IS ALL WE HAVE LEFT AND OUR GREATEST WEAP-" SHUT THE FUCK UP

Vanille - Final Fantasy XIII
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An amazing feat to be the worst out of a steaming pile of fail cast, but you win! Hope and Snow gave you a run for your money, though. Annoying voice, unending upbeat annoying bullshit, just ughhhhfajshf.
 
Most Annoying: Cast of FFXIII - I can't really decide they're just all so annoying I guess i hated whiny Hope the most.
Worst Character: Samus Aran in Other M
Most Despicable- Reaver from Fable 3- I hated him in the Fable 2 and still hate him here in Fable 3, heck he's even more despicable in this one.
Worst Design- Jack from Mass Effect 2- Thanks person below I couldn't think or a design i hated then you brought that ugly character's face back into my head.
 

StuBurns

Banned
FFXIII has swept the boards in this department.

Snow, Hope, Fang, Serah and of course Vanille. All unbearable cockholes.
 
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Papercuts said:
Pan - God of War 3
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"HOPE IS ALL WE HAVE LEFT AND OUR GREATEST WEAP-" SHUT THE FUCK UP
such a poor idea. someone on their team needed to grow a pair and call this shit out in the planning stages.
 
I have to give the nod to Hopeless as well.
His interactions with Snow are so pathetic that I allow Hopeless to get killed in battle out of spite.

From everything I've read of Other M I guess Samus deserves a spot as well. Fusion was really pushing it already but Other M turned her into a complete embarrassment. It's actually kind of disgusting now that I think about it.

Oh and Dogi Bore from the recent Ys remakes can go fuck himself. What an annoying douche.
 

KevinCow

Banned
Instro said:
Technically that characterization has been around for years from the manga and Fusion so its not really a 2010 thing.

Samus in the comic was not the insecure, codependent crybaby from Other M.



Also Pan in God of War 3 is a good pick. In a series about a guy who rips people to shreds and doesn't give a shit about anyone, and in fact regularly kills innocent bystanders in horrible, brutal ways just to further his own goals... who the fuck thought she was a good idea? Totally ruined the ending.
 

Combichristoffersen

Combovers don't work when there is no hair
Hope. Probably one of the worst video game characters of the last decade. Such an annoying drama queen. Snow is an infuriating shitstain too.
 

Instro

Member
Big One said:
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Dylan from Last Window (Hotel Dusk sequel)

:lol God damn that guy, every 5 seconds he was popping out of the woodwork. "Hey Hyde what were you doing with....". Stop following me asshole.
 
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