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The Zelda TP pre-launch NON-SPOILER thread (READ BEFORE YOU POSTTTT)

alistairw said:
Yeah, I know. For all of us outside the US, that "chance of being spoiled" is going to be well off the chart by the time we get to play the game. This thread is going to be some kind of crazy Aussie hideout by early December, I think.

Nah. Ill be living it up with the Americans. Trying to get into the convo and leaving with an embarrassed look.
 
alistairw said:
Yeah, I know. For all of us outside the US, that "chance of being spoiled" is going to be well off the chart by the time we get to play the game. This thread is going to be some kind of crazy Aussie hideout by early December, I think.

Fixed.

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ie, you guys are screwed.
 
Slurpy said:
Fixed.

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ie, you guys are screwed.

:lol Considering the fact that there are 46 preorders at TRU and that they won't even be getting that much. Im really worried. This is the first console that might sell out on launch in Aussie. It may take a while for me since I didn't preorder..I always walked in and bought a console anytime I pleased but..this gen..im scared.
 
DefectiveReject said:
what the **** is your ****ing problem you ****ing idiot. the first sentence is a spoiler, i don't care if it's true or not - but if something like that turns out to be true...
guess what, if i'm trying to avoid spoilers how should i have known about "the old blahblah thing", which sounds like something that could turn out to be true.

just edit it out! we don't wanna hear about your shitty adventures in the spoiler thread. i don't wanna hear about fake spoilers or supposed spoilers or rumored spoilers or your mom's spoilers.

how hard is it to stop talking about spoilers in the ****ing non-spoiler thread goddamnit.
 
Looks like stupidity is on the upswing as we near the launch of this game, and as more and more spoilers come out. Today may be the last you see of me for a week (I can quit any time I want).
 
BlindN-Fan said:
:lol Considering the fact that there are 46 preorders at TRU and that they won't even be getting that much. Im really worried. This is the first console that might sell out on launch in Aussie. It may take a while for me since I didn't preorder..I always walked in and bought a console anytime I pleased but..this gen..im scared.

I thought you did pre-order? Or have you only done it recently?
 
jarosh said:
what the **** is your ****ing problem you ****ing idiot. the first sentence is a spoiler, i don't care if it's true or not - but if something like that turns out to be true...
guess what, if i'm trying to avoid spoilers how should i have known about "the old blahblah thing", which sounds like something that could turn out to be true.

just edit it out! we don't wanna hear about your shitty adventures in the spoiler thread. i don't wanna hear about fake spoilers or supposed spoilers or rumored spoilers or your mom's spoilers.

how hard is it to stop talking about spoilers in the ****ing non-spoiler thread goddamnit.
It's confirmed fake.
 
jarosh said:
what the **** is your ****ing problem you ****ing idiot. the first sentence is a spoiler, i don't care if it's true or not - but if something like that turns out to be true...
guess what, if i'm trying to avoid spoilers how should i have known about "the old blahblah thing", which sounds like something that could turn out to be true.

just edit it out! we don't wanna hear about your shitty adventures in the spoiler thread. i don't wanna hear about fake spoilers or supposed spoilers or rumored spoilers or your mom's spoilers.

how hard is it to stop talking about spoilers in the ****ing non-spoiler thread goddamnit.
How the hell is a lie a spoiler?
Isn’t a spoiler a spoiler, because it happens and people don’t wanna know?
How in the **** can something someone made up be a ****ing spoiler? Jesus Christ, you guys are touchy, there’s not a single thing deemed spoiler worthy in my post. But because it sounds like it could be real it is a spoiler???
 
jarosh said:
what the **** is your ****ing problem you ****ing idiot. the first sentence is a spoiler, i don't care if it's true or not - but if something like that turns out to be true...
guess what, if i'm trying to avoid spoilers how should i have known about "the old blahblah thing", which sounds like something that could turn out to be true.

just edit it out! we don't wanna hear about your shitty adventures in the spoiler thread. i don't wanna hear about fake spoilers or supposed spoilers or rumored spoilers or your mom's spoilers.

how hard is it to stop talking about spoilers in the ****ing non-spoiler thread goddamnit.
Are you angry?
 
jarosh said:
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Stop with the fricking drama. IT’S A GODDMAN LIE.

ITS NOT A ****ing SPOILER because it aint god damned happening.
There’s no difference between him saying that and me saying Mario is really Link and Luigi is Epona.
BECAUSE NEITHER IS HAPPENING
 
jarosh said:
what the **** is your ****ing problem you ****ing idiot. the first sentence is a spoiler, i don't care if it's true or not - but if something like that turns out to be true...
guess what, if i'm trying to avoid spoilers how should i have known about "the old blahblah thing", which sounds like something that could turn out to be true.

just edit it out! we don't wanna hear about your shitty adventures in the spoiler thread. i don't wanna hear about fake spoilers or supposed spoilers or rumored spoilers or your mom's spoilers.

how hard is it to stop talking about spoilers in the ****ing non-spoiler thread goddamnit.
It's not a spoiler in any way, shape, or form. Just chill out.
Some dumb post
The point is, it's not a spoiler unless he says whether it's true or not. It doesn't even hint at anything. Calm the poop down.
 
DefectiveReject said:
How the hell is a lie a spoiler?
Isn’t a spoiler a spoiler, because it happens and people don’t wanna know?
How in the **** can something someone made up be a ****ing spoiler? Jesus Christ, you guys are touchy, there’s not a single thing deemed spoiler worthy in my post. But because it sounds like it could be real it is a spoiler???
jarosh
has an official NeoGAF
license to hit you on
the head with a skillet
 
jarosh said:
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yar i thought the exact same. even in the same order. some people just don't get it..
 
Bufbaf said:
yar i thought the exact same. even in the same order. some people just don't get it..

Nah im sure its +1 not +2...+2 is stretching it don't you think? I also doubt seeing the Turkish equivalent to "ch" in there.
 
clearly its +2. +1 would be underwhelmaton total.

Well, just IMO, of course..
 
Guys, use your ****ing brains. I don't care if it's a lie or not THIS IS NOT THE THREAD FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
sp0rsk said:
Guys, use your ****ing brains. I don't care if it's a lie or not THIS IS NOT THE THREAD FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
:lol
I can't believe how many pages this argument has gone on for.

Anyways... 5 Days, 19 Hours, 53 Minutes Till Zelda and Wii hit. WEST SIDE!
 
BlindN-Fan said:
I cancelled because of the rumours of Open Season.

Go to Myer. Go directly to Myer. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

Actually, one thing I am wondering is whether I should pre-order Zelda too.
 
I don't like the SPOILER thread being more active than this one.

Have to resist every time I see it.

And even then, I have to wait 18 more days after US launch.
YES. EIGHTEEN.
 
Slurpy said:

That make me choke :lol

Xrenity said:
I don't like the SPOILER thread being more active than this one.

Have to resist every time I see it.

And even then, I have to wait 18 more days after US launch.
YES. EIGHTEEN.

:( Dude, it's nothing but doom from here on out. Everything will be known by then. Call your ISP and tell them that your net will be cut for a month.
 
gamergirly said:
So.....what's a SPOILER and NON-SPOILER again?

If you post something and get banned, followed by a nerd lynching mob stampede to your house, then it was a spoiler that you posted.
 
jarosh said:
a miserable pile of secrets

That made my morning. Thank you.

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

Actually, I just found out that the "pile of secrets" quote was actually a quote from a real person: Andre Malraux. You learn something new every day.
 
In any case I hope that idiot has the decency to at least keep the ending to himself (if he hasnt revealed it already of course). I won't feel comfortable knowing thats its flying around the net days before launch. But hey, Im sure that would be expecting too much out of him.
 
Slurpy said:
In any case I hope that idiot has the decency to at least keep the ending to himself (if he hasnt revealed it already of course). I won't feel comfortable knowing thats its flying around the net days before launch. But hey, Im sure that would be expecting too much out of him.



I feel the same way :|
 
MutFox said:
Chill People!
Watch THIS!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6pB647PE-80
Still gives me chills...
LESS THAN ONE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Woah, so you people are surviving on those old videos? Woah :lol If only you knew some of the already-revealed spoilers... I'm not even going to post what I think about them or I'll get myself banned for sure. Good luck on staying non-spoiled until you get the game, guys. I know for a fact I'll be getting the Wii until about January, so it's sure thing for me I'll get the ending spoiled eventually; that's why I gave up :p





In three words:
I said Wow.
 
Oh, and maybe one question: Please stick to the Spoiler thread if you got your copy (I MEAN YOU USA), for defending the unspoilered rights of us Euros.

Would you?
 
Fireblend said:
Woah, so you people are surviving on those old videos? Woah :lol If only you knew some of the already-revealed spoilers... I'm not even going to post what I think about them or I'll get myself banned for sure. Good luck on staying non-spoiled until you get the game, guys. I know for a fact I'll be getting the Wii until about January, so it's sure thing for me I'll get the ending spoiled eventually; that's why I gave up :p





In three words:
I said Wow.
Can I hit you in the nuts? It'll hurt.
oops, that's a spoiler
 
Bufbaf said:
Oh, and maybe one question: Please stick to the Spoiler thread if you got your copy (I MEAN YOU USA), for defending the unspoilered rights of us Euros.

Would you?
I believe the official thread will take over by then...
 
Adagio said:
I believe the official thread will take over by then...

Still I would recommend you to be here even when the official thread has been opened. We all know the thread's gonna explode with spoilers for a few days at least.
 
Fireblend said:
Good luck on staying non-spoiled until you get the game, guys. I know for a fact I'll be getting the Wii until about January, so it's sure thing for me I'll get the ending spoiled eventually; that's why I gave up :p

after getting Wind Waker's final battle/ending spoiled (even when I was playing through the import) when someone posted pics in an unrelated thread, I'm determined not to let that happen again.
 
Fireblend said:
Still I would recommend you to be here even when the official thread has been opened. We all know the thread's gonna explode with spoilers for a few days at least.
Unless the mods close these threads...
 
So what, there will be 3 simulataenous threads going? Going to be too confusing. I think this thread should become the official threads, and spoilers can be tagged. Thats the only reasonable solution I can think of, without splitting the game into a stupid # of threads.
 
I for one am not going to be visiting any threads. Internet go bye bye once I get Zelda in my hands until I beat it. I want to avoid going into the official thread to post "ZOMG how cool was the boss fight in the third dungeon?!" and end up reading the entire ending.
 
Then rename this one to EURO-NO-SPOILER-WTF-ZELDA or something, if you'd have to wait, we would do the same thing for you.

Well, maybe.
 
BrodiemanTTR said:
I for one am not going to be visiting any threads. Internet go bye bye once I get Zelda in my hands until I beat it. I want to avoid going into the official thread to post "ZOMG how cool was the boss fight in the third dungeon?!" and end up reading the entire ending.

I dont plan to either. But the urge to post OMG WTF11!! at parts may be too overwhelming, and I shouldnt have to read something by accident if I dont want to.
 
As someone who has seen many of the SPOILER SCREENSHOTS I will say that you all should be very, very, very, VERY ****ING EXCITED.

The game looks incredible and the amount of content is ridiculous. It really is OoT on steroids. This is GOTY and its not even close, I feel that confident from these reveals. <3 Zelda.
 
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